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If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

Friday, July 15, 2011

Friday Flip Offs 7-15

I didn't plan to Flip shit off today, but DAMMIT, I have to!

Don't know what Friday Flip Offs are? Well. What I do is post my grievances on Friday so that I can enjoy the weekend, hopefully guilt free. Yah? Yah. OK - so join in if you want. Grab a button. I'll even try to get that linky working again. [not the most technically sophisticated kid here.]

So my only flip off today?

TO MYSELF! My kid lost his 5th tooth yesterday. He's now lost 3 on top, 2 on the bottom. And he knows the tooth fairy routine. [Check this pic of the day he lost his first toof - he's fucking cute.]

Anyway. We use a super special dish for the teeth. It's from Mr. Kiss' gramma, it's the perfect size and we put it on the dresser. Who the hell fishes for teeth under a pillow? Jeesh. So he went to bed, excited about getting money. And then so did I.

I heard him wake up, heard the glass dish open, heard it close and smacked my forehead.

I. Forgot. To Put. The Money in.

Mind you, Mr. Kiss could have done it himself. But he didn't. So we both forgot. But WTF, there's another Flip Off. WHY is it that I take all the guilt? Whatever.

The thing is, this kid is such a schmoopy happy boy. He's generally well behaved. And he is SO into this crap. The tooth fairy, Santa, The Elf on the Shelf, Easter Bunny. Cripes, I could create a fictional person like a Master Pooper Scooper or something and he would probably believe in it.

And that is magical to me.

And I fucked up.

My solution to this fuck up is to recruit a friend [Thank You Poppy] to call my phone today and leave a message pretending to be the tooth fairy, saying she was sorry and too busy or something. I'll play that message for Big Kiss later on when I pick him up. Hopefully he buys it - and bet your ass he's getting double tonight.

There. I do feel a little better. A little. Tell me it's ok, even if you have to lie to me.

If this works, feel free to link up! I promise to visit - love me some Flips!

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Juicy - Smoooth Skin!

Today's Juice in the City Deal is for over half off Microdermabrasion.

(say that 3x fast!)

Although this gorgeous girl probably doesn't need it, I would LOVE to have this service. My "mature" skin would soak it right up.

You pay just $35 for a $75 value at Tropical Haven in Rosenberg, TX.

Details: Limit 1 per person, Expires January 15, 2012, gratuity not included (tip for good service, kids!) and if not cancelled within 24 hours, JITC code will be void.

Hope someone gets their smooth skin on! Click HERE to buy!

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

WTF Weds 7-13-11

That's right, Poppy. I'll show you for blocking my ass on twitter. I'm wearing these during the 3 Day.

You'll be forever known as "The Cookie Monster's Team Mate!" HAHAHAHAHAHA


Go link up with Hank's little "makid" ass, will ya? It's WTF Wednesday, y'all!

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Monday, July 11, 2011

I make cute kids. Rockin the Babies!

Lil Miss Shell - she's such an evil genius. Last month, she had us Rockin' our Bumps.

What does that lead to? Rockin' the babies!!

I did love my big fat pregnant belly, both times - but gotta admit, the results are a lot cuter. Cue the tears as I spun through the millions of pictures of my babies. Take a looksee for yourself.

Big Kiss at his first July 4th Party. 4 weeks old.

Big Kiss at 9 weeks. His cheeks remain...

Big Kiss at 5ish months. Lobstah!!

OK - seriously my fave pic from his first year. Ever.
Big Kiss almost 6 mos. I had to hold him up.

Lil Kiss at 6 days old. He was admitted to the hospital for pneumonia.
We were in for 10 days :(

He's all - pneumonia can't keep me down, back the Eff up, yo.

Same Lobstah costume. Lil Kiss 2 mos old.

I mean, come on! Lil Kiss 4ish mos old.

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Juicy Deal - Mimosa Rose

Isn't that the prettiest name? I mean, it had me at "Mimosa," but you know.

Today's deal is for $0 for $20 in Gifts at Mimosa Rose in Katy, TX.

I always love when I can find a great little boutique with fun gifts to stock up on. Like this thank you gift:

The scoop: You can buy 1 per person, expires January 11, 2012 and excludes tax.

Hope someone can take advantage of this offer - it's a steal! Click here to buy!

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