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If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

Monday, November 29, 2010

Mega Monday Update. Oof.

Holy Balls, I feel like November just flew by. All of 2010 actually.

Just here to share some thingies.

The Friday after Thanksgiving, we decided to start a new tradition with the boys. Indoor Water Park. Yes, this is a tad insane - considering I had consumed approximately 23948729 calories the day before. I'll just say I had Nothing to worry about - I was lookin' good. And sportin' the pigs, obvs.

The boys totally loved it and slept really well after - Win!

Lookie here! I got a few gifts:

I was lucky enough to be asked to take part in a Mug Swap for the holidays. The lovely and charming KLZ at Taming Insanity drew my name - stoked! My hot mug has her blog button and says "Battling Beavers since 2010," Beavers are funny.

While we're at it, she's in this contest to go to the Blissdom conference. Help a sista out and vote. Please?? Just do that shit. Send KLZ to Blissdom!

I also got a Mug O' Boobs from that Mad Woman. Not for the swap, just cuz she loves me and knows I like boobs. Boobs. Say it. It feels good.

I sent a mug to The Truth about Motherhood. Poor thing, I wasn't as creative as these ladies. She has a white mug with the back of my head on it. Because who wouldn't want to have coffee out of that?

Moving right along, Liz at a belle a bean and a chicago dog honored me with the Chicago Dog award. She wrote the funniest post about how she thinks of certain bloggers as buddies. My buddy? Kimberly who blogs here. She's hilare, and really does 'talk' like me.

Little does Kimberly know, I already ate the best part of the dog...

Ok. Tired yet? Sorry, and fyi? I'm actually awake right now. Yes. At almost 2am on Monday morning.

But don't go yet! There's MORE!

I was able to take part in Gigi's "Thanksgiving Table" and I'm pretty sure my day is today. Or tomorrow. Monday. I think. Anyway, go read, please? It's a MK memory of a childhood Thanksgiving.

Last, but definitely not least, my girl A? She had her first dose of chemo on November 18th. She waited and waited to feel sick. Never came. She's taken to calling her cancer her "mess," and the next part of this mess is losing her hair. That hot shit is taking charge and she wants NO part of the hair 'clumping' out. So on Wednesday, she's going to shave her head. Just a few of us will be there, and if she needs me to, I'll be sitting next to her in the chair. A? Has a wig picked out and paid for. Me? Not so much. But I hear the halloween stores are having a wicked sale, so, you know, I'll figure something out. Thursday she'll have her next dose of chemo and continue fighting this mess.

Let's sum this up.

The only "shower" I had in a matter of 3+ days was at a water park, I have new coffee mugs, I'm so cool I don't need ketchup, I have a thanksgiving post up after thanksgiving and A is a fucking inspiration.

Any questions?

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Blogger Moooooog35 said...

My question is that the picture looks like it's an action shot so I'm assuming there is video.

You have my email address.

I'll be waiting.

11/29/10, 7:32 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Ok, so that boob mug is awesome!

Totally want.

11/29/10, 8:54 AM  
Blogger KLZ said...

Question: how do you get to be so awesome?

11/29/10, 9:32 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

so you are gonna shave your head if A says "go?"

you are the greatest friend EVER!!

11/29/10, 10:06 AM  
Blogger tulpen said...

I have that pigtail wig you gave me. Let me know if you need it.

I want a boob mug!!!!

11/29/10, 10:51 AM  
Blogger Ma What's 4 dinner said...

Love the pigs and the fact you rocked a water park the day after Thanksgiving. You're my hero...shower on no...

Lots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma What’s For Dinner

11/29/10, 11:13 AM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

you are such an awesome friend!

11/29/10, 11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lovin' the wet and somewhat wavy pigs! cute! and I just had 3+ days of no shower but it was sickness induced.

A is awesome!!

11/29/10, 11:25 AM  
Blogger Lynn MacDonald said...

still not quite sure about the battling beavers thing...Angry Beavers...hmmm

11/29/10, 12:12 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

I grinned throughout your post. Then read about A, and how you'll sit in the chair next to her and now I'm crying. She's a lucky girl to have you there fighting with her. I honestly don't know if I could sit there. You're amazing.

11/29/10, 1:49 PM  
Blogger Tarja said...

KLZ's mug ROCKS. Beavers. Hehe. I wish I had an indoor water park near me. Any excuse not to shower, really.

11/29/10, 2:28 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

You're the coolest friend I've never met and someone I'd want with me during a mess. You know sharing a jail cell or holding my hand during the mother of all haircuts. Thinking about you and A this week.

11/29/10, 5:59 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

I don't know where to send this, so I'll just post it here! When I got your reply to my comment, about the paper chain, I was all, doh! "kids! Wanna make decorations??" And they were in LOVE!! No mess to clean up, no supplies to be purchased. Win! Plus, Violet thinks I'm like a *total* genius that she now has a tiny chain to go on her tiny tree!! Here it is:

11/29/10, 6:08 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

I've been thinking about A...she is so lucky to have you.

where's the pic you texted me of the finest looking people in the country? The lifeguard? That should be here too!

11/29/10, 6:37 PM  
Blogger WhisperingWriter said...

I like that feel me mug.

And I totally say holy balls sometimes. People think I'm nuts.

11/30/10, 12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK - An indoor water park?? Freakin awesome!! Wish I didnt live in such a teeny town. Stupid small town doesnt have anything!

Wigs... Does that mean youre shaving your head too?

11/30/10, 12:57 AM  
Blogger Helene said...

An indoor water park??? Seriously? My town sucks. We don't have stuff like that here.

You are a totally awesome friend...really. Not many people would shave their head for a friend!

11/30/10, 1:20 AM  
Blogger Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

I looked at that mug for quite a while before figuring out which part was boobs.

I'm quite slow. I'll come up with my questions next week.

11/30/10, 9:21 AM  
Anonymous Chickens Consigliere said...

I love you. Not to be awkward, but I just really do. And I'm not saying that just because you have a boob fetish, either.

11/30/10, 9:54 AM  
Blogger The Drama Mama said...

Any word containing 2 o's is a perfect word. poop & boob. Perfection. Hey, did you know if you turned poop over and looked at it in a mirror you'd get boob? Haha. Just the knowledge you wanted today, eh?

What a lucky duck to get the esteemed Chicago Dog Award!! You are well deserving.

11/30/10, 11:44 AM  
Blogger Booyah's Momma said...

You rock the pigtails like no one's business. I'm a little jealous how well you pull those off.

OK. Off to read your Kludgy post...

11/30/10, 12:22 PM  
Blogger Suniverse said...

You are spectacular. Good vibes out to A. Cancer sucks ass.

11/30/10, 12:37 PM  
Blogger Kelley said...

I love the mugs! You wanna mug with my mug? No? I laughed out loud at the calories you consumed the day before, BTW. Funny stuff!

11/30/10, 5:07 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

The water park would be so fun. My boys would love it.

A is awesome.

11/30/10, 6:37 PM  
Blogger Truthful Mommy said...

First of all, YOur mug rocked! Its got fucking pigtails, what more could I want?Plus, I think you are amazing..and now I can drink my coffee and aspire to greatness!Big giant hugs to you and A!

11/30/10, 11:34 PM  
Anonymous Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him said...

Just read your Gigi post. I loved it. You could do a bang-up memoir, I'm serious. Your Momma is such a literary figure; I really like the way you describe her.

Ta ta, Ninja Blogger.

12/2/10, 9:22 AM  
Blogger Sara said...

A mug swap?! That's fucking genius, and I'm upset I missed out on this!!!

12/2/10, 11:49 AM  

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