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Thursday, November 11, 2010

FFO 11.12.10


Flip Off Time! What kind of stuff pissed you off this week? Give it a flip-off and forget about it!

I'm just going to jump right in. My birthday was 2 weeks ago. Two whole weeks already. And I received the most thoughtful gifts and words. From SO MANY. But wanna know who didn't wish me a Happy Birthday? My family. I'm talkin' bout my brothers, sister, that family. My Momma, she sent a card. She had an infusion that day, though, and didn't call me. First year, in, I don't know, EVER that I didn't talk to my Momma on my birthday. I had a really really great day. But I'm giving a double flip off to my family for forgetting.

People who don't know how to handle themselves professionally at work - Flip The Fuck Off. 'Nuff Said.

Count downs to Christmas, Aye YyeEye - FUCKING AYE - Flip Off because I'm soooooo not ready!

Speaking of Christmas - I wrote a MommaKissMemory for Mad's Blogging Mom yesterday. Thanks for coming by y'all. [After I begged.] If you haven't seen it, stop by. It's a touchy feely sort of post. Rare for me. I. Know.

Didja want to know if you won the my inspired gift basket thingy? Again, ladies and gents, you entertained me.

Guess What? John - you win! WOOT! E-mail me your address, mmkay?

fyi? good thing the number was small - because I had to count by hand. The things I do for you kids.

Now link up, will ya? It's Friday Flip Offs, people!

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Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Crap on a dirty cracker.

Well who does this John guy think he is anyway? Never take chocolate away from a woman! The nerve! ;) Okay, well congrats on your big win Mr. Chocolate Thief. I will *sniff* not cry. No. I. Will. Not.

11/12/10, 12:06 AM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

And wtf is with families forgetting birthdays? Mine forgot my 18th. And you would think they would remember THAT one. So nertz to the turds who didn't call you. Want me to whack em' with my nerf bat?

11/12/10, 12:09 AM  
Anonymous Val said...

Srsly? John? Ugh. You OWE me that bread now. I'll let you wait till after Sunday though. ;)

EFF you to your fam (mainly that sister though).

I'd like to flip off my husband, just bc he's an ass.

11/12/10, 12:20 AM  
Blogger Sandra said...

Countdown for Christmas...yeah, flip the flipping flip off! Let's postpone it till next December. That should give me plenty of time!...oh who we kidding, I still wouldn't be ready.

11/12/10, 2:34 AM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

awe no family wishing you happy birthday sucks...that's why I call my family on my bday and make them sing to me! lol

11/12/10, 8:25 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

I am SO with you on the NO Christmas thing. How can it possibly be time for Christmas again? Did we just have it last month?

11/12/10, 8:31 AM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Last year was my big one. I turned the dirty thirty. Know who forgot to wish me Happy Birthday? My mother. The hubby threw a big ass party for me & she was supposed to come. Not only did she not show up, but she waited until 4pm to tell me she wasn't coming. And THEN the birthday wishes were sent via TEXT MESSAGE at 10pm. Really? WTF.

11/12/10, 8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe your family didn't remember-that seriously sucks.

11/12/10, 9:06 AM  
Blogger KLZ said...

Flip off to myself for not entering this linky right the first time.

And flip off to your family for forgetting. BS to the max.

11/12/10, 9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've been listening to Christmas music for 300+ days in 2010 and you're still not ready?!

I'm usually ready for Christmas by 12/26.

11/12/10, 9:38 AM  
Blogger ☾ Ash ♡ said...

Christmas countdowns can flip off.. I'm so not

My sister's birthday is The DAY after mine.. I always remember to send her at least a card.. I get nothing, not even an email from her... so yea, I get that shit... but then again, my sister is the General of the Bitch army.

11/12/10, 10:11 AM  
Blogger Frugal Vicki said...

My family only forgot my birthday once, and that was because it was the day of my great-grandma's funeral so I understood that.
But I will flip your family off for you too, so that makes it a triple flip off!

11/12/10, 1:16 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

My family is like that, too. Only they get mad if I forget their birthdays.

Did you ever get a card from me?

11/12/10, 2:01 PM  
Blogger Diane said...

My husband, my mom and my dad wish me happy birthday but that's about it. Unless you count all those people on facebook I haven't seen since elementary school because facebook tells them too!

And I'm with ya on the Christmas countdown. Have not eve thought about Christmas shopping.

11/12/10, 2:21 PM  
Anonymous Jennie @ Modern Mamaz said...

What is this "professionalism" you speak of??

11/12/10, 3:16 PM  
Anonymous Kimberly said...

Flip off to counting...isn't there an app for that?
Also your family will forever think that you are one year younger than your actual age since they forgot. Use that to your advantage...Muwhahhahah!

11/12/10, 3:58 PM  
Blogger Helena said...

My flip off is kind of opposite of your work one. I'm flipping on the fact that I DO behave professionally at work. Even when people are insulting me. Sometimes I wish I could just break through all that professionalism I've built up, and shove a glue stick up their noses.

11/12/10, 4:24 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

Momma's Momma forgot to call? Cut her some slack, I'm sure she had a good reason ... like putting up with your shit for 36 years :) Loves ya to pieces!

My mom always calls wakes me up to call me on my birthday at around 11:00 never fail. It cracks me up. I had a blog post ready to bitch about it for the day after this year and wouldn't you know this is the year she calls me at noon.

11/12/10, 5:51 PM  
Anonymous Jean said...

Belated Happy Birthday! ::: runs off :::

11/13/10, 3:45 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

My family doesn't acknowledge my birthday, for fear of physical injury. I fucking hate birthdays. Always have.

But fuck your family for pissing you off.

11/13/10, 9:29 PM  
Blogger Lisa..... said...

Ima say eff the whole maybe you have a job and maybe you don't bull. It's giving me an ulcer.

11/14/10, 12:31 PM  
Blogger Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

This is the first week I really felt I have a good flip off.

I'm flipping tired of my daughter's persistent cough.

The school nurse - she gets a big flip off for sending Julia home from school on Friday for no reason.

11/14/10, 8:42 PM  
Blogger Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip said...

Really??? Do they read your blog? Because they should really come groveling now then.

11/16/10, 3:09 AM  

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