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Friday, October 29, 2010

Friday Flip Offs 10.29 MY BIRFDAY!


Flip Offs.

Figures, that one week after the Flips were gifted to me, it's a FAB day and I don't have much to flip off. Because, you know, it's my motherfuckin' BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhh YAH, BABY!

I'm 27 again. If you know my real age, just shut your trap. I'm hot. And possibly in denial re: that hot factor.

In the interest of playing nice, though, I'm quite sure that many of you would love to flip some shit off. So please, DO. And please, Link that shit up.

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Blogger Natalie said...

1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YA!!!

2. I know your real age and I'm not telling or stirring the pot so you won't stir mine in a few months when I have a birthday ;)

3. I'm drinking in your honor tonight!

10/29/10, 12:22 AM  
Blogger Bethany @ Organic Enchilada said...

Happy Birthday! May your tits never sag lower than the hemline of your skirt.

10/29/10, 12:53 AM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Oh feck. I was going to say something borderline witty and Bethany stole my thunder. So I'll just say 'ditto'

Turning 50, right? ;)

Happy birthday lady. I hope you have a great day!

10/29/10, 1:08 AM  
Anonymous Jennie @ Modern Mamaz said...

Thanks Bethany. Ruin it for all of us. GAH! You just HAVE to say something SO funny that NO ONE could possibly say anything BETTER.

Oh, and Happy Birthday!! I don't know your real age... so, I got you a sling shot. I figure, if you're under 50 - you can use it to skip rocks on a lake. If you're over 50 - you can use it to keep your boobs off the ground. Win, win.

10/29/10, 2:41 AM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

Happy Birthday you sexy sexy bitch.

I have you a candle you can blow...out.

You're welcome.

10/29/10, 6:13 AM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

Lovely wish, Bethany - but don't you guys know I've had surgery? High & tight titties, friends!!

10/29/10, 7:04 AM  
Anonymous Making It Work Mom said...

Happy Birthday!
I love your PSA!!!

10/29/10, 7:15 AM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Happy Birthday!!!

10/29/10, 7:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy birthday! So hubs gets the birthday bj, what do you get?

Wishing you lots of snickers, alcohol, and snorts. So I guess your birthday is pretty much like any other day.

10/29/10, 8:13 AM  
Blogger Kim said...

Yeah for Birthdays! An excuse to eat calorie free cake, drink wine and be lazy!! Just make sure your kids don't know your real age, they spoil everything. Trust me on that. (Mommy, but you're not 27. You're 37.) Twit. I linked up! Have a great one!

10/29/10, 8:14 AM  
Blogger ☾ Ash ♡ said...

Ha! Happy Birthday!

10/29/10, 8:17 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

happy birfday, mommakiss!

10/29/10, 10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy happy birthday!
AMEN to the word verification! What is up with that? I get hundreds of spam comments and I just delete them-people need to have some consideration fo their readers and not make leaving a comment, which everyone wants, a pain in the ass.

10/29/10, 10:15 AM  
Blogger Gigi said...

Happy birthday gal. So glad you've got FFOs well in hand and you're rockin' it big.

I hope your showered in fun surprises today and get to drink lotsa wine :)

10/29/10, 10:24 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Momma Kiss, happy birthday to you!

10/29/10, 10:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday....and, yeah, I have nothing witty to say...sorry...I'll try again later! Meanwhile, have a great day!

10/29/10, 11:20 AM  
Blogger Diane said...

In honor of your birthday, I flipped some shit off today! So...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMMA KISS!!!!

10/29/10, 11:24 AM  
Anonymous MommyNaniBooboo said...

Woooo hoooo! Happy birthday, sexy pants. You give that middle finger a rest today.

10/29/10, 11:48 AM  
Blogger McKenzie said...

Happy Happy Birthday from all of us to you!!!!!!

10/29/10, 1:39 PM  
Blogger Kelley said...

Happy birthday!! I gave you a birthday shout-out on my blog today because, as you know, you guessed the truth correctly on my blog. Yay you! I also passed on the "5 lies and the truth" game to you at the end of the post. Obviously, participate only if you want to do it!! Happy 36th birthday, you old fart!

10/29/10, 1:47 PM  
Blogger FallDown Girl said...

Happy happy birthday!!! From a fellow having-to-share-MY-birthday-with-a-stupid-holiday girl (Mine is tomorrow). Did you get stupid "Oh, you were born at Halloween time too, no wonder you're such a witch/so scary/so ugly" comments when you were in school too? ~~Marie

10/29/10, 1:51 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

I'll like you better if you were closer to my age. Happy Birthday anyway beyotch!

10/29/10, 3:19 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Happy Birthday, sweetie! I hope its the best day EVERY!!!

And hell yeah, your are HOT!

10/29/10, 3:29 PM  
Blogger Sandra said...

You are hot! And you wear pigtails and flipflops, you're my luva!
Happy birthday sweet stuff! So glad you had nothing to flip off, this way we know you are celebrating it gooooood! Happy 27th!

10/30/10, 12:41 AM  
Anonymous Kimberly said...

Happy birthday you mahvelous sexy young thang!
I hope you drank enough to forget your real age.

10/30/10, 8:27 AM  
Blogger Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip said...

I've been meaning to come by here, you are so funny!! I love you. And guess what?? I'm 27 too! Or maybe that was 37? Anyway, a very happy birthday to you:) And ditto on what Bethany at Organic Enchilada said. Cuz mine already do.

10/30/10, 11:38 AM  
Blogger SurferWife said...

So? Did you have the most bestest birthday ever?

Also, I like your crappy language splattered all over your postings. I feel right at home here.

11/1/10, 1:21 AM  

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