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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

I tried to lie to you...(answers)

Lookie Here! Some of you think you know me, don'tcha? I couldn't fool all of you - and I did sort of cheat. All of the info is slightly true, I just changed a minor detail to make it a lie.

Is it kinda cheating? Maybe. Sue me, I couldn't come up with total nutjob stories. Yah, even Me!

Whatever - here's the answers:

2 - I was engaged to someone else before meeting my current husband. I called it off because he cheated on me with a hooker. [LIE, he cheated on me, but with my co-worker].

3 - When I was 8, my little brother and I were walking home from school. We were latch key kids. Someone called my brother a sissy, and so I punched him. This kid’s nose began to bleed and he started to chase me and I tripped and slid down the hilly road. On my forehead. He retreated the other way because my head was ripped open and bleeding. My brother and I proceeded home, unlocked our door, he helped me clean my head wound and we pinky-swore not to tell Mom what really happened. I mean, she was gonna be pissed enough at the bloody washcloth. [LIE – only because it happened when I was 7, not 8.]

4 - In college, I was the RA in the dorm, went to all the pep rallies for football and marched on the quad for any cause imaginable. [LIES – I was so not a joiner in college AT ALL. And any free time I had was spent working because I paid my own tuition and rent].

5 - I was in a traveling marching band as a kid. It was a family affair… My mom played bass drum, my brother carried water bottles and I was a flag girl. My first ever crush was on the tuba player. [LIE, he played the trumpet. I was a wee 7 year old, and he was 15.]

6 - I listen to Christmas music starting in October. [LIE – I listen all year long. When I need a ‘happy place.’]

The correct answer is in fact Number Uno. Congrats, Poppy, Bethany, Megan and half-way correct Shell and Sherri I was the homecoming queen.

I have NO idea how that happened. I wasn’t Miss Popular. I wasn’t Miss 4.0. I wasn’t dating the quarterback or screwing the baseball team. I was kinda just everyone’s friend. So yah.


I have a crown, fuckers.

Bow to me.

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Blogger Bethany @ Organic Enchilada said...

Any chance we could see a picture of you in that crown? I promise not to laugh.

10/19/10, 9:33 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Ooh curiouser and curiouser. All hail the pig tailed homecoming queen. :)

10/19/10, 9:40 PM  
Blogger Diane said...

You are just full of little secret surprises aren't you? You definitely fooled me!

10/19/10, 9:56 PM  
Blogger Gigi said...

I'm still filing a complaint with whoever writes this blog about how you ran this challenge. :)

10/19/10, 10:25 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

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10/19/10, 10:57 PM  
Anonymous Mo's a Hoe said...

While I might have snuggled Mommakiss I've never gotten to wear the tiara. Maybe next time.

A tiara
A corset
A pair of stripper heels
A pair of crotchless panties
and a "Homecoming Queen" sash

Now THAT will be a picture.

10/19/10, 10:58 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

Deleted my comment because it contained lewd and inappropriate words. ;)

10/19/10, 11:02 PM  
Blogger Sherri said...

You have A CROWN??! Oh, that's so cool. You are now my high school and all queen-like.

And cheating dude doesn't know what he missed out on.

10/19/10, 11:33 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

You're still fucking lying. Homecoming queen my ass


10/20/10, 12:06 AM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

You listen to Xmas music all year long?

No wonder the Jews hate you.

10/20/10, 4:31 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

I so knew you had a crown.

10/20/10, 7:54 AM  
Blogger Lisa..... said...

Christmas music all year long. Best idea ever.

10/20/10, 12:14 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

you're pretty sneaky. like we're supposed to know the difference between you being 7 or 8! :)

10/20/10, 2:18 PM  
Blogger Kelley said...

Your blog is so fun! How is this the first time I've visited it, hmmm? Anyway, I will be back! I'm following you and ever-thang. (And, yes, of course it's cool to give toothbrushes out at Halloween...if you're a LOSER!)

10/20/10, 11:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"All of the info is slightly true, I just changed a minor detail to make it a lie. "

Damn you. I did the same thing.

10/21/10, 8:39 AM  
Blogger Booyah's Momma said...

I've seen a lot of cheating going on with these things... and I like it! I never realized until I did this myself how hard it was to make up lies.

And I love the fact you stood up for your sissy brother. This is too sweet.

10/21/10, 12:15 PM  
Blogger sherri said...

i knew it. that was my gut instinct. wait there is another sherri who spells her name like me...must investigate this.

10/21/10, 10:50 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

I knew it!!!!!!! I love winning things. Do I still need to bow? I will anyway, just checking.

10/22/10, 12:16 AM  

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