I tried to lie to you...(answers)

Lookie Here! Some of you think you know me, don'tcha? I couldn't fool all of you - and I did sort of cheat. All of the info is slightly true, I just changed a minor detail to make it a lie.

Is it kinda cheating? Maybe. Sue me, I couldn't come up with total nutjob stories. Yah, even Me!

Whatever - here's the answers:

2 - I was engaged to someone else before meeting my current husband. I called it off because he cheated on me with a hooker. [LIE, he cheated on me, but with my co-worker].


3 - When I was 8, my little brother and I were walking home from school. We were latch key kids. Someone called my brother a sissy, and so I punched him. This kid’s nose began to bleed and he started to chase me and I tripped and slid down the hilly road. On my forehead. He retreated the other way because my head was ripped open and bleeding. My brother and I proceeded home, unlocked our door, he helped me clean my head wound and we pinky-swore not to tell Mom what really happened. I mean, she was gonna be pissed enough at the bloody washcloth. [LIE – only because it happened when I was 7, not 8.]

4 - In college, I was the RA in the dorm, went to all the pep rallies for football and marched on the quad for any cause imaginable. [LIES – I was so not a joiner in college AT ALL. And any free time I had was spent working because I paid my own tuition and rent].

5 - I was in a traveling marching band as a kid. It was a family affair… My mom played bass drum, my brother carried water bottles and I was a flag girl. My first ever crush was on the tuba player. [LIE, he played the trumpet. I was a wee 7 year old, and he was 15.]

6 - I listen to Christmas music starting in October. [LIE – I listen all year long. When I need a ‘happy place.’]


The correct answer is in fact Number Uno. Congrats, Poppy, Bethany, Megan and half-way correct Shell and Sherri I was the homecoming queen.

I have NO idea how that happened. I wasn’t Miss Popular. I wasn’t Miss 4.0. I wasn’t dating the quarterback or screwing the baseball team. I was kinda just everyone’s friend. So yah.

There.

I have a crown, fuckers.

Bow to me.