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Friday, October 15, 2010

Friday Flip Offs 10-15

I woke up from a deeeeep sleep to post this. Talk about dedication.

No really, it's my self diagnosed sleep disorder. I have issues.

First - Friday Flip Offs. It is Friday, right? For Fuck's Sake, I can't even keep my shit together. Gigi is all blogging pro and shit, so you're stuck with me hosting the Friday Flip Offs.




I really only have a few flip offs.

Mainly?



That's Right. Cancer. And it's a pink-fucking-ribbon. But it's on my middle finger and A approves. A is getting the titties cut off on the 21st, by the way. Because of this stupid cancer. So FLIP OFF, breast cancer.













Also, bullies. Most specifically the SPAZ neighbor kid who's been the biggest asshole to my 5 year old lately. You get 2 double fingers and since I get to see you every. single. day. across the yard, you also get my eyes. On You. (and he so knows it now).

There's a linky below. Take some time, flip off things that make you apeshit, link up and have a great weekend!


Now, onto this Giveaway. You people seriously had me cracking my shit up. I need to do one of those "letters out of comments" posts because there's some pure gold in there. For real. If I were more "with it" right now, I'd totally share some favorites, but I'm not and it's my house and I'm the boss of me.

ANYWAY...after many hysterical comments...we have a wiener, people!



















That's Right, KLZ. Your efforts totally paid off. Not for lack of competition, girlfriends! I'll let Ellie know - she's off at a conference being fabulous so it may be a few days until you get your grand prize award.

Last but not least, my girl MommyNaniBooBoo asked me for some assistance and I totally assisted: Read me. Here. It's about my child's choice for a Halloween costume. It's funny. Just fucking go or I break a silly band.

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31 Comments:

Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Dag nab it all to hell. I felt a twinge of winner's victory for a whole second and a half. And it was all for nothing. *sniff*

Okay...well it's clear that KLZ kicks ass. So congrats KLZ on your big win!

I'm off to go cry in the corner.

10/15/10, 12:51 AM  
Anonymous Val said...

FFS. really? How did I miss this damn give away? Biggest procrastinator ever here.

Cancer is an asshole.

10/15/10, 1:06 AM  
Blogger blueviolet said...

I will flip off cancer with you! And bullies...they're out of hand lately!

10/15/10, 5:13 AM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

Just point the kid out to me. I'm not above taking down a 5 year old.

I'm not sure I should be proud of that.

10/15/10, 6:29 AM  
Blogger michelle said...

I love the manicure.

We had bullying issues with 2 of mine earlier this year (I read yesterday's post). I went all Shock n Awe on the situation. Now we're cool. It's just NOT OK. We need to feel safe. Kids need to feel safe.

violence unsilenced

10/15/10, 7:10 AM  
Blogger Sass said...

I giggled because you said the pink ribbon was approved. :)

Good job.

10/15/10, 7:56 AM  
Anonymous Kimberly said...

Booya and Amen to the pink middle finger salute to that mo fo cancer!

10/15/10, 8:18 AM  
Blogger Diane said...

I can't even tell you how much I LOVE that pink ribbon on your middle finger and the fact that you've got your mean eyes on that little bully kid.
Nothing scares my kids, or other kids for that matter, more than my mean ass, "I'm gonna get you" eyeball stare. They didn't call me "mean eyes" when I was a kid for nothin'!

10/15/10, 8:25 AM  
Blogger KLZ said...

I'm shocked. Honestly shocked.

I figured I was working against myself.

And now, I'd like to thank...wait, is that the exit music playing already?

10/15/10, 8:40 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Best pink ribbon ever.

*pouts* I didn't win.

10/15/10, 9:48 AM  
Blogger aims said...

omg woman i love your nails!!!

10/15/10, 10:59 AM  
OpenID amyblam.com said...

LOVE the pink ribbon middle finger! I'm over mean kids-what the hell?

10/15/10, 11:23 AM  
Blogger Sheena Simpson said...

I threatened to jump across the school desk and bury my kid bully. The principal was shocked.

Did I mention it was a teacher? Oops.

10/15/10, 11:35 AM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

cancer can go suck balls. (gross).

10/15/10, 12:04 PM  
Blogger Mommy NaniBooboo said...

Yup... cancer AND bullies can all sit and spin on my big, fat finger.
Love you, lady.

10/15/10, 2:25 PM  
Blogger Copyboy said...

FU big C. I totally agree.

10/15/10, 4:19 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Yeah. Cancer really needs to go fuck itself. Up the ass.

10/15/10, 7:24 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

Yeah cancer can just fuck off all together.

<3 the ribbon btw

10/15/10, 8:15 PM  
Blogger Jenine said...

Congrats KLZ!!!

10/15/10, 9:37 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

She seriously entered 535 times? What is that like .24 an hour for her time. Love the tenacity. And I will join you in a big ol' fuck cancer. Running a half marathon this Sunday for the cause. I know I don't know her, but I'm running for team Mommakiss.

10/15/10, 11:36 PM  
Blogger Sherri said...

Wow, flip-offs AND a contest winner?! Mommakiss, you are all that!

Love the fingernail, by the way!

10/15/10, 11:53 PM  
Blogger Tough Cookie Mommy said...

Cancer sucks and it can kiss my ass and go to hell. I'm flipping it off too.

10/16/10, 12:51 AM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

I'm flipping off people who link and don't play along.

Ahem.

10/16/10, 7:51 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

Woot! Leave it to KLZ!

I love you pink ribbon on your middle finger nail. So awesome and so perfect as an F-U to cancer!

10/16/10, 9:25 AM  
Blogger Sandra said...

I am off to check out Momminannibooboo's post on Halloween costumes, which by the way, I would love the name Momminannibooboo! Your
nail(s) look terrific. Fuck you cancer!

10/16/10, 12:03 PM  
Anonymous Jean Has Been Shopping said...

The Halloween costume post is HILARIOUS! Totally loved it.
Your nail art is awesome.

10/17/10, 6:09 PM  
Blogger Helene said...

Love the nail!!! And I loved that you gave a double finger to the asshole bully next door!

10/17/10, 7:39 PM  
Blogger MamaOnDaGo said...

Cancer gets a flip off all day, every day! Bullying what's up with that? It's been all over the news lately. I can't believe it's such a huge problem. So much to look forward to.

10/17/10, 11:25 PM  
OpenID gopopgo said...

That is one fierce middle finger.

10/18/10, 9:04 AM  
Blogger The Empress said...

I love the ribbon right there.

Excellent idea, and I LOVE IT (had to say it again)

congrats to my girl, KLZ...who da guessed she's be the one to enter every 5 seconds???

Loved your comments, too...you will have to feature them..

10/18/10, 10:22 AM  
Blogger Casondra said...

I'm LOVING the ribbon on the middle finger!!! It's P-E-R-F-E-C-T!!!

10/18/10, 3:37 PM  

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