Friday Flip Offs 10-15

I woke up from a deeeeep sleep to post this. Talk about dedication.

No really, it's my self diagnosed sleep disorder. I have issues.

First - Friday Flip Offs. It is Friday, right? For Fuck's Sake, I can't even keep my shit together. Gigi is all blogging pro and shit, so you're stuck with me hosting the Friday Flip Offs.

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I really only have a few flip offs.

Mainly?



That's Right. Cancer. And it's a pink-fucking-ribbon. But it's on my middle finger and A approves. A is getting the titties cut off on the 21st, by the way. Because of this stupid cancer. So FLIP OFF, breast cancer.













Also, bullies. Most specifically the SPAZ neighbor kid who's been the biggest asshole to my 5 year old lately. You get 2 double fingers and since I get to see you every. single. day. across the yard, you also get my eyes. On You. (and he so knows it now).

There's a linky below. Take some time, flip off things that make you apeshit, link up and have a great weekend!


Now, onto this Giveaway. You people seriously had me cracking my shit up. I need to do one of those "letters out of comments" posts because there's some pure gold in there. For real. If I were more "with it" right now, I'd totally share some favorites, but I'm not and it's my house and I'm the boss of me.

ANYWAY...after many hysterical comments...we have a wiener, people!



















That's Right, KLZ. Your efforts totally paid off. Not for lack of competition, girlfriends! I'll let Ellie know - she's off at a conference being fabulous so it may be a few days until you get your grand prize award.

Last but not least, my girl MommyNaniBooBoo asked me for some assistance and I totally assisted: Read me. Here. It's about my child's choice for a Halloween costume. It's funny. Just fucking go or I break a silly band.