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Friday, October 8, 2010

Friday Flip Offs 10.8

Friday! I feel like a big ol' Yabba Dabba Dooooo - sliding down the fat tail of a dinosaur and clocking out of work for the week. If only stay-home-moms could clock out on Friday at 5, huh? I wish that for y'all.

Gigi's more than half way done with her blogging event, so you must put up with me for the Friday Flip Offs again.

OK. So my continual flip off? MotherFuckinCancer!!! Grrrr. My girl, my best friend who's has stage 2 breast cancer...well, she was supposed to have her lumpectomy on the 6th and a few days prior to that, while I was on vacation actually, she had another MRI driven biopsy...her cancer has spread. They skipped the lumpectomy and have scheduled her for a double mastectomy. Both "Ladies," being cut off. On the 21st.


She seems pretty positive. She said - "I'll never get breast cancer again." God love her. As soon as she heals, she'll move on with the chemo and then radiation.

She's strong. She's beautiful. She's hysterically funny.

She's still sick.

She's going to kick some cancer ass.

Not to mention, she's all "no pink" and there's pink shit EVERYWHERE for awareness month. Do not get me wrong, any time a cause is touted, it's a good thing...but avoiding pink for A isn't easy right now.

Yesterday, A's birthday, I re-posted and updated about her on the group blog Band Back Together. What an amazing, supportive group over there. As soon as Aunt Becky designs the Cancer is Bullshit t-shirt, I'm all over it. [thank you Natalie from Mommy of a Monster for sharing the info].

I'd also like to say Fuck You to red eye flights and time zones. Had the best BEST weekend in Cali with the girls, but holy hell my body still hasn't adjusted to the time zone change. The red eye sucked [thanks in part to the asshole teenager reading her homework on the plane. Out. Loud. Then discussing it with her father. Out. Loud]. I'm still exhausted. I think next time I go to CaliForN.I.A. I'll stay much longer. It's only fair to my body & all.

Apparently some people are boycotting blogs today. Pshaw. Double Crusted Flip Offs to you. Unless you visit me here. Then you get a big fat hug AND an ass smack :x

Oh, Also, Eff Off inside out assholes. That's all.

Link Up, YO!



Blogger Cheryl said...

I actually would prefer a shirt that says "cancer is an asshole."

just much more to the point, you know? Your friend continues to amaze me. If I could be half as brave as her in my life I'd be proud.

10/8/10, 12:18 AM  
Anonymous Val said...

SOL at the inside out assholes.

And eff you to your other flip offs. Especially cancer. FUCK YOU CANCER!

10/8/10, 12:20 AM  
Anonymous Kali said...

Yeah, what is up with the boycotting thing? I saw it posted a couple different places but didn't think to look into it any further. Mostly because... well, it sounds a little silly to me. To each their own, I guess. Still don't really get it, though.

10/8/10, 12:47 AM  
Anonymous Jennie @ Modern Mamaz said...

Wait... I don't get it. Bloggers boycotting blogs? This one's really got me scratching my head...

10/8/10, 1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im glad she is staying strong! I hope she really kicks cancers ass.

Im gonna go see what that boycotting blog thing is about. That just sounds stupid.

10/8/10, 1:23 AM  
Blogger Bag Lady said...

Sorry the time change has screwed you up so. Staying longer next time is probably the best solution. I agree.

10/8/10, 2:17 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

An ass smack from MK? Love it.

Love your flip offs so I hope you continue to do them.

10/8/10, 6:13 AM  
Blogger Minivan Mommy said...

SOrry about the cancer =(
And I feel you on the California stuff. I've gone back and forth from CA to Jersey and back. It's a killer.

10/8/10, 7:43 AM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Next time you go to Cali, I'm selling a kid so I can afford to go with you.

Cancer is a motherfucker.

And the boycotting blogs thing is one reason I've been hating on Twitter.

Twitter may also be a motherfucker.

10/8/10, 7:47 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

I visited so where is my ass smack? ;)

10/8/10, 8:30 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Your friend sounds so strong. You know, I never really thought about the pink thing- she has to be smacked in the face with it EVERYWHERE she goes. I can't think of a single place that isn't plastered in pink for this month. While awareness is good, I often wonder about how it feels to see all that when it isn't just about awareness, but about your life.

Can't ever do a blog boycott day- at least not on a Friday. Have to help promote whoever my BFF is.

10/8/10, 9:40 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

I'm here! Fuck cancer. Can I get my ass smack now?

10/8/10, 9:40 AM  
Blogger PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

So sorry for your friend.. She seems seriously kick ass.. That's awesome!

10/8/10, 10:01 AM  
Anonymous baby love said...

Lots of prayers for your best friend!!! Love hearing that her spirits are super high, though :)


10/8/10, 10:13 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Cancer sucks big donkey dick.

Totally thinking about your bestie and her fight...she is going to kick cancer's ass. My mother had a single mastectomy. She said, "Just cut the damn thing off...I can get a new one." ;)

10/8/10, 10:45 AM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Thanks for the shout out! I'm here, and I love ass smacks so I want two, please.

A is amazing. She has no idea the level of support she has. Maybe one day you'll share this with her - it'd knock her off her feet. :)

Cancer is fucking bullshit, right? And I'm seriously gonna buy you that t-shirt...

10/8/10, 11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flipping off cancer with ya.

And when D1 is a teen, if she's discussing her H/W w/ me on a red-eye flight? You best believe I'm flipping her off.

Also, Natalie can take my smack for me.

10/8/10, 11:28 AM  
Blogger KLZ said...

Who the f reads their homework out loud? No matter where they are. That's a big middle finger right there.

10/8/10, 12:18 PM  
Blogger Mommy NaniBooboo said...

Next time you come to Cali, I'm buying you a drink!
And yes, I believe there will be some serious cancer ass kicking being done... ninja thoughts to your friend.

10/8/10, 2:32 PM  
Blogger ☾ Ash ♡ said...

Cancer is one nasty muthafucka. I really admire A for her positive outlook. Cancer took my bestie's mom less than 2 months after she was diagnosed last year, it was the worst.thing.EVER.

When you get one of those T-shirts.. I want one too!

If you smack me, I will smack you back... haha.. Dammit!

10/8/10, 3:17 PM  
Blogger Diane said...

Boycotting blog day? WTF? First I've heard of it. I'm so outta the loop, I don't even do twitter! :0
So glad your girl still has a positive attitude about kicking Cancer's BIG FAT ASS!!

10/8/10, 3:37 PM  
Blogger Tarja said...

Dude, I just got an ass-smack. Awesome. Have you ever played smack-ass? It's quiet fun. Especially when drunk. Well, really only when drunk.

Your friend is a trouper. But it's so important that she keep that positive attitude.

As for your attitude, well, I wish I could bottle and sell it.

10/8/10, 5:59 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

I can multitask and why do I always forget flip-offs?
I hope when she's done she has a rack that rivals Christina Applegates that stand at attention and don't drop below the belt line like, well mine.

10/8/10, 8:57 PM  
Anonymous Sara @ Tedious Life said...

I wish your friend all the luck as she's kicking cancer's fucking ass. Your friend is strong and she has you, a wonderful friend.

10/8/10, 9:18 PM  
Anonymous Sara @ Tedious Life said...

Also, why is my link on the linky twice? Now I feel like a Flip List Whore!

10/8/10, 9:35 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

HA! it's ok sara. i'll fix it.
but i DO kinda like whores, just sayin.

10/8/10, 9:36 PM  
Blogger Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Go friend! I hate that we have to battle this and glad she is so strong. I can't wait for the post where you tell us how she kicked its ass!

10/8/10, 11:14 PM  
Blogger The Empress said...

Too much alike.

I still love to pull pigtails and assmack.

I can't help it.

People at work know no one is safe bending over in front of me...I gotta just hit it.

And your friend is so very very lucky having you.

What a HUGE diference it is going to make to her, knowing you will be checking on her, helping her, thinking of her.

How awful to go through this without a a solid girl by your side.

You're going to help her beat this...with all your positive vibes going her way. Her body will feel the loving lie.

Please let us know how she does...

10/8/10, 11:17 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

I really hope your friend gives cancer a nice fucking kick in the ass.

10/9/10, 7:24 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Don't know why I haven't seen this post before now..

My aunt was recently diagnosed with Breast Cancer. Her lumpectomy was 2 weeks ago with a follow up MRI this week. We're awaiting the results to find out any thing else.

I am totally buying that shirt. Cancer fucking sucks. Period.

10/17/10, 10:52 AM  

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