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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I Was Inspired

This morning I was inspired.

Yes, me!

I was invited by our auditors to attend a breakfast, including free coffee. I mean really –

Free Coffee?? I’m. So. In. I was pleasantly surprised to see that this wasn’t some small kvetchy klub, though. Nope, I was a guest at their table for the 19th Annual Leading Women Award Breakfast hosted by the Girl Scouts of Eastern Massachusetts.

The overall message that these girls learn is how important it is to respect themselves and others. To be involved. To serve. Young brave girls took the stage to introduce incredible women who themselves were girl scouts as wee lasses. Today, they are CEOs and Law Partners and Presidents of colleges and basically kicking ass, one day at a time.

They shared this video, which almost made me cry. And made me wish I had a girl to mentor.

So I thought I’d share with you – those of you with girls in your family or girls around you.





Swear to God, I’m not a sponsor of the organization or anything, I was just truly moved today and couldn’t keep it in.

Also? I won the centerpiece thingy. All Au Bon Pain products. There’s ground coffee, a reusable coffee mug, chocolate covered pretzels, cookie thingies, chocolate candies and a bag with nuts and stuff.

Since I’m on a diet, I can’t have it near me much longer. And since I don’t want to just put it out for my ungracious co-workers, I want to give it to one of you. How Nice Am I???? I’m nice. I know, you can stop saying it already. *



So comment away – no rules, other than you MUST leave an e-mail address. I’ll pick a winner on Friday. No wait, Thursday night, and I’ll post the winner on Friday. There.

*thin mints not included. Those bitches are MINE.

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Blogger Shell said...

Damn. This one is mine.

11/9/10, 12:51 PM  
Anonymous Jennie @ Modern Mamaz said...

I read "Free Coffee" and found myself instantly skimming the rest of the post to find out where! Damn... not here:(

11/9/10, 12:52 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

On my honor I will try to pledge God, my country, and mankind. And to live by the Girl Scout law.

At least I've never been arrested. Thanks Juliette Lowe.

11/9/10, 12:55 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

No way Shell, I'm all over it! Gimme gimme!

11/9/10, 12:59 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Though, I could totally polish off a box of thin mints in one sitting.

11/9/10, 12:59 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

ooh, and Samoas! I've eaten CASES of them!

11/9/10, 1:01 PM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

What a great video!!!

11/9/10, 1:01 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

On my ON HER! Oh, the terrible jokes we made as camp counselors.

I know what MommaKiss does for Snickers. Wait till she sees what I'll do for chocolate covered pretzels!

11/9/10, 1:03 PM  
Blogger aims said...

mmmmmmmmm thin mints.. i blame those for my weight gain one pregnancy... lol ;)

11/9/10, 1:08 PM  
OpenID lostinthechaos said...

See now I'd just eat it all really fast and burn off all the calories in the treats. That does work right??

11/9/10, 1:09 PM  
Blogger John said...

My grandfather volunteered his time as a CPA for the Girl Scouts of America every year at tax time.

And I need the coffee. seriously.

11/9/10, 1:12 PM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

I used to work for Au Bon Pain.

True story.

So, to answer the question "What Did I Do Today?" I say, 'entered worst. comment. ever.'

11/9/10, 1:13 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

Moog, you're not allowed within 20 yards of little girls - So - you may be disqualified.

11/9/10, 1:16 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

BEST part of being a camp counselor to young girls: watching them live with their efforts. Imagine a poorly erected tent in a rainstorm.

I didn't let them whine too long, I promise!

Can I have the basket now?

11/9/10, 1:17 PM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

20 yards?

It's 1000 feet, smartass.

11/9/10, 1:18 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

You can Mentor Bea. I'm no good with girls. She's all yours.

And keep your treat basket. I'm off sugar.

11/9/10, 1:25 PM  
Blogger Princess Andy said...

that's okay, you can keep the thin mints.

chocolate and mint should not be combined...just like going commando when menstruating.

also, do you ship to canada? because if you don't i'll fucking LOSE. MY. SHIT.

<3

11/9/10, 2:17 PM  
Blogger Mo 'Betta said...

My 2 girls are Girl Scouts and they (read my hubs &I) will be selling cookies very soon, let me know how many cases you want ;) I want the reusable coffee mug and choc covered pretzels! Even though I need to be the one dieting :P

11/9/10, 2:24 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I got onion juice in my eyeball today. Gimme.
levalor@yahoo.com

11/9/10, 2:46 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

And my kid kept waking me up every two hours screaming at the top of her lungs. Sleep deprived and hungry. Gimme.

11/9/10, 2:47 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

So no rules eh? Does this mean I can harass you with a million comments? Because you know I will.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 2:48 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

You clearly owe me from not declaring me winner of the last giveaway you had. I really should have won.

Soooooooooo in the words of me...

Gimme

11/9/10, 2:48 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I never was a Girl Scout. Mom took me to the Bluebirds group but took me right out after the lady 'running' the show was a corpulent chain smoker running a frightful daycare at the same time. That and she allowed boys.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 2:50 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I hung around the boy scouts when my brothers were involved. I can whittle like no ones business.

And bird calls? Oh yeah. I nailed those too.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 2:51 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Is it bad that I can't remember what day it is or worse that I don't have a calendar anywhere in my house?

Must. Have. Chocolate.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 2:53 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Au Bon Pain...yeah, we don't have those here. Clearly, I'm very deprived.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 2:53 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I baked a couple loaves of bread last night. They look like bloated moose turds. But oooooooh so tasty.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 2:56 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Now I'm making a vegetarian chili. I forgot to pick up a gas mask. I may not survive another day with hubby's gas.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 2:57 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

Oh shit, I gotta catch up to Zany :P

11/9/10, 3:35 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

I love Thin mint cookies btw. And Oreo's imatation crap is no good :(

11/9/10, 3:36 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

You should pick me :), because hubby is leaving me solo for a week, to take care of all that is, AND I have to pack the ENTIRE house 0_0

11/9/10, 3:37 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

So yea, this might help mamatoo3penguins@gmail.com

11/9/10, 3:39 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

Zany, you forgot to put your email :P

11/9/10, 3:40 PM  
Blogger Ed said...

You bring the goodies over here yourself? To good ol' Norway...
Love ya!

11/9/10, 3:45 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I posted my email already. :)

I'm hungry MommaKiss really I am...

Gimme.

11/9/10, 4:09 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I just changed a crap diaper and could actually identify green peas. This is just not right.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 4:10 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I'm rocking some granny style slippers. They're pretty bitchin. You know what would even be more bitchin? Me winning that basket.

And if I win, I'll take a pic of me with a big cheesy grin on my face. Wearing said slippers. Oh yeah. If that's not a motivator, I don't know what is.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 4:12 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

I love samoas.

11/9/10, 4:15 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Do you ever use a crockpot? I'm so tempted to lift the lid and take a whiff.

You know what would help with that? An Au Bon Pain gift basket.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 4:16 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

And do-si-dos.

11/9/10, 4:16 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

But, down here, they are called carmel delites and peanut butter sandwiches(or something lame like that)

11/9/10, 4:16 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

There are two different companies that manufacture GS cookies and depending on where you live is which version you get.

11/9/10, 4:17 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

AND samoas/carmel delites are either made with milk chocolate or dark chocolate, depending on where you live.

11/9/10, 4:18 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

You know what is a good use for Thin Mints? Other than scarfing them in your face in stacks? Crush them up and put them in a pie pan as a cheesecake crust. Ooooooh yeah.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 4:18 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

I'm a milk chocolate kind of a girl.

11/9/10, 4:18 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

Aren't you amazed by my vast GS cookie knowledge?

11/9/10, 4:18 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

It's b/c I tried to order samoas down here and had to google to prove I wasn't insane.

11/9/10, 4:19 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Leaf blower dude has been out there making a racket for a good two hours now. How long does it take? And whatever happened to a good old fashioned rake? Much quieter. Just sayin.

Okay, now gimme.

11/9/10, 4:19 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

I was a Girl Scout. And a Brownie. And before that, a DAISY!

11/9/10, 4:19 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

I was so cute in my Brownies uniform. The little beanie thing. Too cute.

11/9/10, 4:20 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

I even went camping.

11/9/10, 4:20 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

And I have no GS cookie knowledge other than the thin mint experiment I just mentioned. So clearly, I am in the most need of the goodies.

11/9/10, 4:20 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

Yeah, it was crazy.

11/9/10, 4:20 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

Can you just close the contest now? B/c I think I might have a good chance of winning if you stopped right now and pulled a number.

11/9/10, 4:21 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I never *sniff* was a girl scout. Oh pity me and my lack of cookie selling skills.

I did however spend a good amount of time camp and backpacking. Remind me to tell you the snow camping store. There was bad food and vomit involved.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 4:21 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

Although Zany Housewife is giving me a run for my money.

11/9/10, 4:21 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

STOP IT!!!

11/9/10, 4:22 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Just ignore Shell. Clearly I want/need this more. See, she is a cool cat. I'm just a lowly nerd.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 4:22 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

And since you never ever tweet me and I often tweet myself...you can make it up to me.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 4:23 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

It's not quite 4:30 and it's already starting to get dark.

11/9/10, 4:23 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

I hate this time of year.

11/9/10, 4:23 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

My boys are still waking up ungodly early b/c of the time change.

11/9/10, 4:24 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Gimme, gimme, gimme. Lotsa lotsa goodies.

11/9/10, 4:24 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

I better go figure out what I'm making for dinner.

11/9/10, 4:24 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

LOL @ tweeting yourself.

11/9/10, 4:24 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Did I mention my daughter, who is teething the last four molars (ALL at once) woke me up every two hours last night?

I'm sleep deprived.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 4:24 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

I talk to myself. A lot.

11/9/10, 4:25 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

But, really- dinner. Must go make something.

11/9/10, 4:25 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Hey tweeting myself is all I've got. *sniff* Cause the cool kids don't want to tweet me themselves. haha. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 4:25 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

And I should really clean up the house more. Even though I've already cleaned the damn place three times today.

I'm making some Lemon cookies. For my husband. He better put out. I need either a.) some chocolate or b.) some lovin'

11/9/10, 4:27 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Or c.) all of the above.

So gimme.

11/9/10, 4:27 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

Is it as good as DD?

11/9/10, 4:30 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

oooh you rejected me on FB. That stings.

GImme.

11/9/10, 4:31 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Okay, okay, I take it back. You tweet me every now and then. >:)

But you are still my fb hater. And for that, I will now go cry.

11/9/10, 4:32 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Even though I completely understand. I wouldn't add me either. I clearly don't know how to handle even the simplest of tasks. As in cutting onions.

11/9/10, 4:33 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

But I can tap dance.

11/9/10, 4:36 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Nertz- used to express disgust or defiance. As in I'm sticking my tongue out at you...

But I still think I should win. I mean, really. I just gave you the definition.

11/9/10, 4:38 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

These granny slippers are doing nothing for my popsicle toes. Wtf.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 4:41 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

My kid is still wearing her ladybug costume. I cannot pry it off of her without her screeching. I think I burst an eardrum

Gimme.

11/9/10, 5:09 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

And now she wants to go outside. In her ladybug costume. In the cold.

Did I mention she's also wearing squirrel pants underneath the dress?

Her teenage years are going to be interesting.

11/9/10, 5:10 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Okay and just as I was about to stop harassing you with all these ridiculous comments, and put her down for a nap- she walks up to me, points to my chest and asks for uh something. The kid hasn't been nursed in MONTHS. Wtf.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 5:12 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

And now she is asking for my 'bwa'

And with that said...I shall say ta ta for now.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 5:13 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

Oh my goodness I left for a few hours and the comments went crazy.

11/9/10, 6:44 PM  
Blogger Snuggle Wasteland said...

I think it would be really funny if I beat out this gals with my one little comment. :)

11/9/10, 6:44 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

I didn't know you could enter a gazillion times. I'll just try once.

11/9/10, 6:44 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

Sorry Zany, I didn't see your email comment!!! My brain is a little fuddled

11/9/10, 6:44 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

I walked outside tonight, and my 3 yr old locked me out of the house. in a tank top, in like 40 degree weather.

11/9/10, 6:45 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

plus. The 3 yr old crapped his pants at dinner. Which resulted in him going home without pants, shoes or socks.

11/9/10, 6:46 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

Thin mint pie crust sounds amazing. I think Zany needs to come to Ohio and teach me how to cook. Pronto.

11/9/10, 6:47 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

Of course, I totally ruined our broiler pan, cookie sheets, and stove. But thats okay.

11/9/10, 6:48 PM  
Blogger angela said...

I am on a diet, too. But I still want the goodies, because I am a glutton for the treadmill.

In all seriousness, the girl scouts are pretty cool. They were one of my sorority philanthropies in college, and the girls (and leaders) were great.

11/9/10, 7:08 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Mama P- I'll bring my Mary Poppins style bag full of baking gadgets. ;)

11/9/10, 8:02 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Still waiting for the hubby to get home. I'm starving.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 8:03 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I wonder how hard it is to make crackers from scratch. Hmmm...

Gimme.

11/9/10, 8:04 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I'm going to google it. Yep. I'm gonna.

Followed by "what can Zany do to convince MommaKiss to send her a goodie basket?"

11/9/10, 8:06 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

They look incredibly easy. I'm going to make some crackers now.

Gimme.

11/9/10, 8:11 PM  
Blogger Sherri said...

First off, I would have been very leery of any promise of free coffee from auditors....that's how I used to get copies of PO's and invoices back in the day. But a REAL outing to a real breakfast with a cool message and a prize? Score, MommaKiss! And don't you just think this was the perfect time for you??

11/9/10, 8:15 PM  
Blogger Daffy said...

I saw coffee and chocolate, chocolate chocolate, cookies, chocolate....coffee.... I'm sure you said some other important stuff in there....

LOL

And THEN I saw the comments. OY! LMAO

11/9/10, 9:01 PM  
Blogger BorgenFamily said...

Thanks for sharing the video D! You know this holds a special place in my heart! :-)

11/9/10, 9:04 PM  
Blogger KLZ said...

Whoever picked these tags is a genius.

11/10/10, 8:54 AM  
Blogger KLZ said...

And while I do want that gift basket, I also want so damn thin mints.

11/10/10, 8:55 AM  
Blogger KLZ said...

How do they make those thin mints so delicious?

11/10/10, 8:55 AM  
Blogger KLZ said...

Really, I want to know.

11/10/10, 8:55 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

DAMN

11/10/10, 9:28 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

When

11/10/10, 9:28 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

did

11/10/10, 9:28 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

people

11/10/10, 9:29 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

start

11/10/10, 9:29 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

commenting

11/10/10, 9:29 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

on

11/10/10, 9:29 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

your

11/10/10, 9:29 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

blog

11/10/10, 9:29 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

so

11/10/10, 9:29 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

much

11/10/10, 9:30 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

?

11/10/10, 9:30 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Going to tell you 'bout my night.

11/10/10, 9:30 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

I LLLLLLOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE chocolate covered pretzels! They are my fav!

11/10/10, 9:30 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

Those

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

5 year old was up sick most of the night.

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

bitches

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

are

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

mine

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Both ends kind of sick.

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

!

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

The

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Pitiful

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

baby

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

said

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

so!

11/10/10, 9:31 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Assumed no school for him.

11/10/10, 9:32 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

No sharing of germs.

11/10/10, 9:32 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

I best be getting my name called Thursday night!!!

11/10/10, 9:32 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

But, he was running around the house by 8am.

11/10/10, 9:32 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Being loud and wanting to go outside to play.

11/10/10, 9:33 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

I was so tempted to take him to school.

11/10/10, 9:33 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Especially since he has off tomorrow.

11/10/10, 9:33 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

But, I kept him home.

11/10/10, 9:34 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

Shell,

11/10/10, 9:34 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Like a good mama.

11/10/10, 9:34 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

you can have the coffee if you hand over the pretzels!

11/10/10, 9:34 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

you'll do that, right, mommakiss?

11/10/10, 9:35 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Some other mama probably sent their kid to school with this nastiness and that is how my child got it in the first place.

11/10/10, 9:35 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

So, I'm glad I kept him home.

11/10/10, 9:35 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Even though he's driving me crazy and it's only 9:30.

11/10/10, 9:36 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

9:36, excuse me.

11/10/10, 9:36 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

I'm doing this at work ... so you better know how bad I want them pretzels!!!!

11/10/10, 9:36 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

Seriously, Shell you are making me laugh, but I want those pretzels bad!

11/10/10, 9:37 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

I've got to get to work, but I'll be back!!!

11/10/10, 9:39 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

Just one more time!

11/10/10, 9:39 AM  
Blogger ☾ Ash ♡ said...

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11/10/10, 11:41 AM  
Blogger ☾ Ash ♡ said...

{pokes head in} Oh.. these ladies are NUTS! {Runs away screaming}

11/10/10, 11:43 AM  
Blogger The Drama Mama said...

I'll take the samoas, please. my daughter was a girl scout.

11/10/10, 1:31 PM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

You're right. That wasn't nice. This is inspirational and I do appreciate you sharing! Maybe you all should try for a baby girl soon!

11/10/10, 1:41 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

You should pick me, because you showed the picture of thin mints. I now want thin mints.

11/10/10, 1:43 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

Plus, I finally taught my 3 yr old how to potty train. I think I totally deserve a treat :)

11/10/10, 1:43 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

Because that was super hard, and took a year to do!

11/10/10, 1:44 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

and we tried everything, short of committing me to the nut ward.

11/10/10, 1:44 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

I think that

11/10/10, 1:50 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

You

11/10/10, 1:50 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

should

11/10/10, 1:50 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

pick me

11/10/10, 1:50 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

because I'm a ninja

11/10/10, 1:51 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

not really

11/10/10, 1:51 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

I've just always wanted to tell someone I was a ninja

11/10/10, 1:51 PM  
Blogger Mama P said...

but in all serious-ness. You should totally pick me, because I am supposed to be doing homework right now, but I'd rather stalk you. :)

11/10/10, 1:52 PM  
Anonymous Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him said...

I'm not really entering because I have a phobia of saying 'Au Bon Pain' or "Le Pain Quitodien' for fear of public ridicule. if I won, imagine how much I'd have to say it. Beads of sweat are forming already....

11/10/10, 3:24 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Clearly I slacked today on my commenting. But that doesn't mean that I don't want to win. I had a cranky teething toddler to deal with. Who woke me up at 5am. After finally going to bed at midnight.

Soooooooo gimme.

11/10/10, 8:51 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Speaking of which, she is sitting here on my lap trying to attack the keyboard. So the following is a msg from the howler:

grt hhv0205aqd

Translation:

Gimme.

11/10/10, 8:52 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Mama P may be a ninja. But I'm a superhero. I can eat an entire bag of chips in a single sitting. No joke.

Gimme.

11/10/10, 8:53 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Oh and I'm still going to make those crackers. Why? Because I can. I think. Hey, worst thing that could go down is me setting the kitchen on fire. Or sending the hubby into projectile vomit mode from crappy crackers. Possibilities of me screwing up are endless.

So to save husband from possible cracker poisoning, give me the basket.

It puts the basket in the mail and sends it to Zany it does...

11/10/10, 8:57 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

The husband was watching Silence of the Lambs last night after he got home. Hence the reference. I would have had a nightmare if I had actually slept long enough.

Gimme

11/10/10, 8:57 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Speaking of the warden, he should be home any minute. I'm making potstickers tonight and tried my hand at a sesame dipping sauce. I'm also making brown rice and edamame.

11/10/10, 8:59 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I start my new job tomorrow. Technically I'm just getting trained.

You know what would make my day? You picking my name. New job, some chocolate. I mean, come on.

Gimme.

11/10/10, 9:02 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Btw, the warden wasn't too crazy about the chili I made tonight. Ended up to be more like a veggie soup. Pity me yet?

Gimme.

11/10/10, 9:03 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Did you know that Evian spelled backwards is naive? Ah hell, who am I kidding? Everyone knows that.

Gimme.

11/10/10, 9:06 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

The husband is leaving on yet another trip in a few days. While I'm stuck at home with a non-operating jalopy. And a teething toddler. Who is getting her molars. And who jumped on my back really hard this morning. I heard something pop.

Gimme.

11/10/10, 9:08 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I spoke to my cousin in Irish the other day (he lives in Ireland) and when I tried to reply, apparently I said something about a moldy toe and a grasshopper. I think I need to brush up on the language again.

Which, btw, is incredibly difficult. Nothing is pronounced how it's spelled.

11/10/10, 9:10 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I've always liked Brazilian Portuguese. I speak a little of that. And ASL. And Spanish. And now a little French. At some point I should just stick to one and master it, don't you think?

But English? No can do.

Oh and I am a master speaker of Pig Latin.

Immy gay. Ight ray ow nay.

11/10/10, 9:12 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I lost three tweet peeps yesterday. Maybe it's because I talked about making crackers. Or moose turd bread. Curiouser and curiouser.

Gimme.

11/10/10, 9:14 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Flying thumping balls.

Flying thumping balls in my kitchen.

That is all.

11/10/10, 9:16 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I'm dying to see the new Harry Potter movie coming out soon. I can't remember the last time I even went to the movies.

I'm going to have to do some major buttering up of the warden if I want to go. At first I thought it would be a fun date night. And now I know it would. So I'm going. Hell or high water. Just me, myself and I. And I'm getting the large popcorn.

Know what would go great with popcorn? Chocolate. Uh huh. Sure would.

Gimme.

11/10/10, 9:19 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

The warden has arrived. And now on to dinner.

Toodle-oo for now.

Oh and one more thing before I go. Now pay attention what I'm about to say is VERY important...

Gimme.

11/10/10, 9:24 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

So dinner was going great until I discovered a worm inside an edamame pod. Oh and would you like to HOW I found out? It was in...my mouth.

I'm trying not to hurl.

11/10/10, 10:39 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

My husband is laughing.

11/10/10, 10:41 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I kind of want to do a running leap, hop on him, pry open his jaw and shove the little green fecker down his gullet.

11/10/10, 10:43 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Do you think that would count as spousal abuse?

11/10/10, 10:46 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I've brushed my mouth several times already.

11/10/10, 10:50 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

At least I have minty breath.

11/10/10, 10:52 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

You know what would help me in my time of need?

A goodie basket.

Gimme.

11/10/10, 10:55 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I'm forever traumatized. I may become a temporary bulemic over it all.

11/10/10, 10:59 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

And this is what I get for trying to eat healthier. Mother feckin bullshit.

11/10/10, 11:05 PM  
Blogger Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha Points said...

Me me me me me!

Does enthusiasm get me extra entries?

Me me me me me me me!

11/11/10, 10:49 AM  
OpenID gopopgo said...

Won't follow me AND now withholdin Thin mints? Son of a bish.

11/11/10, 3:17 PM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

pretzel

11/11/10, 3:19 PM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

me

11/11/10, 3:19 PM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

please

11/11/10, 3:19 PM  
Blogger ☾ Ash ♡ said...

ok.. giving it a shot here...
Pick me
pick me
muahahahaha

11/11/10, 4:53 PM  
Anonymous Val said...

I'm dying here. The responses? Hilarious! I have 45 minutes left.

Game. On.

11/11/10, 8:20 PM  
Anonymous Val said...

Got a facial this morning.

11/11/10, 8:21 PM  
Anonymous Val said...

Saw a movie w/ 3 kids

11/11/10, 8:22 PM  
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