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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I Was Inspired

This morning I was inspired.

Yes, me!

I was invited by our auditors to attend a breakfast, including free coffee. I mean really –

Free Coffee?? I’m. So. In. I was pleasantly surprised to see that this wasn’t some small kvetchy klub, though. Nope, I was a guest at their table for the 19th Annual Leading Women Award Breakfast hosted by the Girl Scouts of Eastern Massachusetts.

The overall message that these girls learn is how important it is to respect themselves and others. To be involved. To serve. Young brave girls took the stage to introduce incredible women who themselves were girl scouts as wee lasses. Today, they are CEOs and Law Partners and Presidents of colleges and basically kicking ass, one day at a time.

They shared this video, which almost made me cry. And made me wish I had a girl to mentor.

So I thought I’d share with you – those of you with girls in your family or girls around you.

Swear to God, I’m not a sponsor of the organization or anything, I was just truly moved today and couldn’t keep it in.

Also? I won the centerpiece thingy. All Au Bon Pain products. There’s ground coffee, a reusable coffee mug, chocolate covered pretzels, cookie thingies, chocolate candies and a bag with nuts and stuff.

Since I’m on a diet, I can’t have it near me much longer. And since I don’t want to just put it out for my ungracious co-workers, I want to give it to one of you. How Nice Am I???? I’m nice. I know, you can stop saying it already. *

So comment away – no rules, other than you MUST leave an e-mail address. I’ll pick a winner on Friday. No wait, Thursday night, and I’ll post the winner on Friday. There.

*thin mints not included. Those bitches are MINE.

Labels: fucking HOT, give away, I'm not a snarky asshole every day

194 Comments:

Shell said...: Damn. This one is mine.; 11/9/10, 12:51 PM
Jennie @ Modern Mamaz said...: I read "Free Coffee" and found myself instantly skimming the rest of the post to find out where! Damn... not here:(; 11/9/10, 12:52 PM
Poppy said...: On my honor I will try to pledge God, my country, and mankind. And to live by the Girl Scout law.

At least I've never been arrested. Thanks Juliette Lowe.; 11/9/10, 12:55 PM
The mad woman behind the blog said...: No way Shell, I'm all over it! Gimme gimme!; 11/9/10, 12:59 PM
The mad woman behind the blog said...: Though, I could totally polish off a box of thin mints in one sitting.; 11/9/10, 12:59 PM
The mad woman behind the blog said...: ooh, and Samoas! I've eaten CASES of them!; 11/9/10, 1:01 PM
Bird Shit said...: What a great video!!!; 11/9/10, 1:01 PM
The mad woman behind the blog said...: On my ON HER! Oh, the terrible jokes we made as camp counselors.

I know what MommaKiss does for Snickers. Wait till she sees what I'll do for chocolate covered pretzels!; 11/9/10, 1:03 PM
Anonymous said...: mmmmmmmmm thin mints.. i blame those for my weight gain one pregnancy... lol ;); 11/9/10, 1:08 PM
Anonymous said...: See now I'd just eat it all really fast and burn off all the calories in the treats. That does work right??; 11/9/10, 1:09 PM
John said...: My grandfather volunteered his time as a CPA for the Girl Scouts of America every year at tax time.

And I need the coffee. seriously.; 11/9/10, 1:12 PM
Moooooog35 said...: I used to work for Au Bon Pain.

True story.

So, to answer the question "What Did I Do Today?" I say, 'entered worst. comment. ever.'; 11/9/10, 1:13 PM
MommaKiss said...: Moog, you're not allowed within 20 yards of little girls - So - you may be disqualified.; 11/9/10, 1:16 PM
The mad woman behind the blog said...: BEST part of being a camp counselor to young girls: watching them live with their efforts. Imagine a poorly erected tent in a rainstorm.

I didn't let them whine too long, I promise!

Can I have the basket now?; 11/9/10, 1:17 PM
Moooooog35 said...: 20 yards?

It's 1000 feet, smartass.; 11/9/10, 1:18 PM
tulpen said...: You can Mentor Bea. I'm no good with girls. She's all yours.

And keep your treat basket. I'm off sugar.; 11/9/10, 1:25 PM
Kim of Mo Betta said...: My 2 girls are Girl Scouts and they (read my hubs &I) will be selling cookies very soon, let me know how many cases you want ;) I want the reusable coffee mug and choc covered pretzels! Even though I need to be the one dieting :P; 11/9/10, 2:24 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I got onion juice in my eyeball today. Gimme.
levalor@yahoo.com; 11/9/10, 2:46 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: And my kid kept waking me up every two hours screaming at the top of her lungs. Sleep deprived and hungry. Gimme.; 11/9/10, 2:47 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: So no rules eh? Does this mean I can harass you with a million comments? Because you know I will.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 2:48 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: You clearly owe me from not declaring me winner of the last giveaway you had. I really should have won.

Soooooooooo in the words of me...

Gimme; 11/9/10, 2:48 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I never was a Girl Scout. Mom took me to the Bluebirds group but took me right out after the lady 'running' the show was a corpulent chain smoker running a frightful daycare at the same time. That and she allowed boys.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 2:50 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I hung around the boy scouts when my brothers were involved. I can whittle like no ones business.

And bird calls? Oh yeah. I nailed those too.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 2:51 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Is it bad that I can't remember what day it is or worse that I don't have a calendar anywhere in my house?

Must. Have. Chocolate.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 2:53 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Au Bon Pain...yeah, we don't have those here. Clearly, I'm very deprived.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 2:53 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I baked a couple loaves of bread last night. They look like bloated moose turds. But oooooooh so tasty.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 2:56 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Now I'm making a vegetarian chili. I forgot to pick up a gas mask. I may not survive another day with hubby's gas.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 2:57 PM
Anonymous said...: I love Thin mint cookies btw. And Oreo's imatation crap is no good :(; 11/9/10, 3:36 PM
Anonymous said...: You should pick me :), because hubby is leaving me solo for a week, to take care of all that is, AND I have to pack the ENTIRE house 0_0; 11/9/10, 3:37 PM
Anonymous said...: So yea, this might help mamatoo3penguins@gmail.com; 11/9/10, 3:39 PM
Anonymous said...: Zany, you forgot to put your email :P; 11/9/10, 3:40 PM
Ed said...: You bring the goodies over here yourself? To good ol' Norway...
Love ya!; 11/9/10, 3:45 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I posted my email already. :)

I'm hungry MommaKiss really I am...

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:09 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I just changed a crap diaper and could actually identify green peas. This is just not right.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:10 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I'm rocking some granny style slippers. They're pretty bitchin. You know what would even be more bitchin? Me winning that basket.

And if I win, I'll take a pic of me with a big cheesy grin on my face. Wearing said slippers. Oh yeah. If that's not a motivator, I don't know what is.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:12 PM
Shell said...: I love samoas.; 11/9/10, 4:15 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Do you ever use a crockpot? I'm so tempted to lift the lid and take a whiff.

You know what would help with that? An Au Bon Pain gift basket.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:16 PM
Shell said...: And do-si-dos.; 11/9/10, 4:16 PM
Shell said...: But, down here, they are called carmel delites and peanut butter sandwiches(or something lame like that); 11/9/10, 4:16 PM
Shell said...: There are two different companies that manufacture GS cookies and depending on where you live is which version you get.; 11/9/10, 4:17 PM
Shell said...: AND samoas/carmel delites are either made with milk chocolate or dark chocolate, depending on where you live.; 11/9/10, 4:18 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: You know what is a good use for Thin Mints? Other than scarfing them in your face in stacks? Crush them up and put them in a pie pan as a cheesecake crust. Ooooooh yeah.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:18 PM
Shell said...: I'm a milk chocolate kind of a girl.; 11/9/10, 4:18 PM
Shell said...: Aren't you amazed by my vast GS cookie knowledge?; 11/9/10, 4:18 PM
Shell said...: It's b/c I tried to order samoas down here and had to google to prove I wasn't insane.; 11/9/10, 4:19 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Leaf blower dude has been out there making a racket for a good two hours now. How long does it take? And whatever happened to a good old fashioned rake? Much quieter. Just sayin.

Okay, now gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:19 PM
Shell said...: I was a Girl Scout. And a Brownie. And before that, a DAISY!; 11/9/10, 4:19 PM
Shell said...: I was so cute in my Brownies uniform. The little beanie thing. Too cute.; 11/9/10, 4:20 PM
Shell said...: I even went camping.; 11/9/10, 4:20 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: And I have no GS cookie knowledge other than the thin mint experiment I just mentioned. So clearly, I am in the most need of the goodies.; 11/9/10, 4:20 PM
Shell said...: Yeah, it was crazy.; 11/9/10, 4:20 PM
Shell said...: Can you just close the contest now? B/c I think I might have a good chance of winning if you stopped right now and pulled a number.; 11/9/10, 4:21 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I never *sniff* was a girl scout. Oh pity me and my lack of cookie selling skills.

I did however spend a good amount of time camp and backpacking. Remind me to tell you the snow camping store. There was bad food and vomit involved.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:21 PM
Shell said...: Although Zany Housewife is giving me a run for my money.; 11/9/10, 4:21 PM
Shell said...: STOP IT!!!; 11/9/10, 4:22 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Just ignore Shell. Clearly I want/need this more. See, she is a cool cat. I'm just a lowly nerd.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:22 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: And since you never ever tweet me and I often tweet myself...you can make it up to me.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:23 PM
Shell said...: It's not quite 4:30 and it's already starting to get dark.; 11/9/10, 4:23 PM
Shell said...: I hate this time of year.; 11/9/10, 4:23 PM
Shell said...: My boys are still waking up ungodly early b/c of the time change.; 11/9/10, 4:24 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Gimme, gimme, gimme. Lotsa lotsa goodies.; 11/9/10, 4:24 PM
Shell said...: I better go figure out what I'm making for dinner.; 11/9/10, 4:24 PM
Shell said...: LOL @ tweeting yourself.; 11/9/10, 4:24 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Did I mention my daughter, who is teething the last four molars (ALL at once) woke me up every two hours last night?

I'm sleep deprived.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:24 PM
Shell said...: I talk to myself. A lot.; 11/9/10, 4:25 PM
Shell said...: But, really- dinner. Must go make something.; 11/9/10, 4:25 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Hey tweeting myself is all I've got. *sniff* Cause the cool kids don't want to tweet me themselves. haha. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:25 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: And I should really clean up the house more. Even though I've already cleaned the damn place three times today.

I'm making some Lemon cookies. For my husband. He better put out. I need either a.) some chocolate or b.) some lovin'; 11/9/10, 4:27 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Or c.) all of the above.

So gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:27 PM
Liz said...: Is it as good as DD?; 11/9/10, 4:30 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: oooh you rejected me on FB. That stings.

GImme.; 11/9/10, 4:31 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Okay, okay, I take it back. You tweet me every now and then. >:)

But you are still my fb hater. And for that, I will now go cry.; 11/9/10, 4:32 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Even though I completely understand. I wouldn't add me either. I clearly don't know how to handle even the simplest of tasks. As in cutting onions.; 11/9/10, 4:33 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: But I can tap dance.; 11/9/10, 4:36 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Nertz- used to express disgust or defiance. As in I'm sticking my tongue out at you...

But I still think I should win. I mean, really. I just gave you the definition.; 11/9/10, 4:38 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: These granny slippers are doing nothing for my popsicle toes. Wtf.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 4:41 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: My kid is still wearing her ladybug costume. I cannot pry it off of her without her screeching. I think I burst an eardrum

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 5:09 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: And now she wants to go outside. In her ladybug costume. In the cold.

Did I mention she's also wearing squirrel pants underneath the dress?

Her teenage years are going to be interesting.; 11/9/10, 5:10 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Okay and just as I was about to stop harassing you with all these ridiculous comments, and put her down for a nap- she walks up to me, points to my chest and asks for uh something. The kid hasn't been nursed in MONTHS. Wtf.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 5:12 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: And now she is asking for my 'bwa'

And with that said...I shall say ta ta for now.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 5:13 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh my goodness I left for a few hours and the comments went crazy.; 11/9/10, 6:44 PM
Anonymous said...: I think it would be really funny if I beat out this gals with my one little comment. :); 11/9/10, 6:44 PM
Leigh said...: I didn't know you could enter a gazillion times. I'll just try once.; 11/9/10, 6:44 PM
Anonymous said...: Sorry Zany, I didn't see your email comment!!! My brain is a little fuddled; 11/9/10, 6:44 PM
Anonymous said...: I walked outside tonight, and my 3 yr old locked me out of the house. in a tank top, in like 40 degree weather.; 11/9/10, 6:45 PM
Anonymous said...: plus. The 3 yr old crapped his pants at dinner. Which resulted in him going home without pants, shoes or socks.; 11/9/10, 6:46 PM
Anonymous said...: Thin mint pie crust sounds amazing. I think Zany needs to come to Ohio and teach me how to cook. Pronto.; 11/9/10, 6:47 PM
Anonymous said...: Of course, I totally ruined our broiler pan, cookie sheets, and stove. But thats okay.; 11/9/10, 6:48 PM
angela said...: I am on a diet, too. But I still want the goodies, because I am a glutton for the treadmill.

In all seriousness, the girl scouts are pretty cool. They were one of my sorority philanthropies in college, and the girls (and leaders) were great.; 11/9/10, 7:08 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Mama P- I'll bring my Mary Poppins style bag full of baking gadgets. ;); 11/9/10, 8:02 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Still waiting for the hubby to get home. I'm starving.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 8:03 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I wonder how hard it is to make crackers from scratch. Hmmm...

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 8:04 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I'm going to google it. Yep. I'm gonna.

Followed by "what can Zany do to convince MommaKiss to send her a goodie basket?"; 11/9/10, 8:06 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: They look incredibly easy. I'm going to make some crackers now.

Gimme.; 11/9/10, 8:11 PM
Sherri said...: First off, I would have been very leery of any promise of free coffee from auditors....that's how I used to get copies of PO's and invoices back in the day. But a REAL outing to a real breakfast with a cool message and a prize? Score, MommaKiss! And don't you just think this was the perfect time for you??; 11/9/10, 8:15 PM
Ducky said...: I saw coffee and chocolate, chocolate chocolate, cookies, chocolate....coffee.... I'm sure you said some other important stuff in there....

LOL

And THEN I saw the comments. OY! LMAO; 11/9/10, 9:01 PM
BorgenFamily said...: Thanks for sharing the video D! You know this holds a special place in my heart! :-); 11/9/10, 9:04 PM
KLZ said...: Whoever picked these tags is a genius.; 11/10/10, 8:54 AM
KLZ said...: And while I do want that gift basket, I also want so damn thin mints.; 11/10/10, 8:55 AM
KLZ said...: How do they make those thin mints so delicious?; 11/10/10, 8:55 AM
KLZ said...: Really, I want to know.; 11/10/10, 8:55 AM
Tayarra said...: did; 11/10/10, 9:28 AM
Tayarra said...: start; 11/10/10, 9:29 AM
Tayarra said...: commenting; 11/10/10, 9:29 AM
Tayarra said...: on; 11/10/10, 9:29 AM
Tayarra said...: your; 11/10/10, 9:29 AM
Tayarra said...: much; 11/10/10, 9:30 AM
Shell said...: Going to tell you 'bout my night.; 11/10/10, 9:30 AM
Tayarra said...: I LLLLLLOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE chocolate covered pretzels! They are my fav!; 11/10/10, 9:30 AM
Tayarra said...: Those; 11/10/10, 9:31 AM
Shell said...: 5 year old was up sick most of the night.; 11/10/10, 9:31 AM
Tayarra said...: are; 11/10/10, 9:31 AM
Tayarra said...: mine; 11/10/10, 9:31 AM
Shell said...: Both ends kind of sick.; 11/10/10, 9:31 AM
Tayarra said...: The; 11/10/10, 9:31 AM
Shell said...: Pitiful; 11/10/10, 9:31 AM
Tayarra said...: said; 11/10/10, 9:31 AM
Tayarra said...: so!; 11/10/10, 9:31 AM
Shell said...: Assumed no school for him.; 11/10/10, 9:32 AM
Shell said...: No sharing of germs.; 11/10/10, 9:32 AM
Tayarra said...: I best be getting my name called Thursday night!!!; 11/10/10, 9:32 AM
Shell said...: But, he was running around the house by 8am.; 11/10/10, 9:32 AM
Shell said...: Being loud and wanting to go outside to play.; 11/10/10, 9:33 AM
Shell said...: I was so tempted to take him to school.; 11/10/10, 9:33 AM
Shell said...: Especially since he has off tomorrow.; 11/10/10, 9:33 AM
Shell said...: But, I kept him home.; 11/10/10, 9:34 AM
Tayarra said...: Shell,; 11/10/10, 9:34 AM
Shell said...: Like a good mama.; 11/10/10, 9:34 AM
Tayarra said...: you can have the coffee if you hand over the pretzels!; 11/10/10, 9:34 AM
Tayarra said...: you'll do that, right, mommakiss?; 11/10/10, 9:35 AM
Shell said...: Some other mama probably sent their kid to school with this nastiness and that is how my child got it in the first place.; 11/10/10, 9:35 AM
Shell said...: So, I'm glad I kept him home.; 11/10/10, 9:35 AM
Shell said...: Even though he's driving me crazy and it's only 9:30.; 11/10/10, 9:36 AM
Shell said...: 9:36, excuse me.; 11/10/10, 9:36 AM
Tayarra said...: I'm doing this at work ... so you better know how bad I want them pretzels!!!!; 11/10/10, 9:36 AM
Tayarra said...: Seriously, Shell you are making me laugh, but I want those pretzels bad!; 11/10/10, 9:37 AM
Tayarra said...: I've got to get to work, but I'll be back!!!; 11/10/10, 9:39 AM
Tayarra said...: Just one more time!; 11/10/10, 9:39 AM
Ashley said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 11/10/10, 11:41 AM
Ashley said...: {pokes head in} Oh.. these ladies are NUTS! {Runs away screaming}; 11/10/10, 11:43 AM
The Drama Mama said...: I'll take the samoas, please. my daughter was a girl scout.; 11/10/10, 1:31 PM
Tayarra said...: You're right. That wasn't nice. This is inspirational and I do appreciate you sharing! Maybe you all should try for a baby girl soon!; 11/10/10, 1:41 PM
Anonymous said...: You should pick me, because you showed the picture of thin mints. I now want thin mints.; 11/10/10, 1:43 PM
Anonymous said...: Plus, I finally taught my 3 yr old how to potty train. I think I totally deserve a treat :); 11/10/10, 1:43 PM
Anonymous said...: Because that was super hard, and took a year to do!; 11/10/10, 1:44 PM
Anonymous said...: and we tried everything, short of committing me to the nut ward.; 11/10/10, 1:44 PM
Anonymous said...: I think that; 11/10/10, 1:50 PM
Anonymous said...: You; 11/10/10, 1:50 PM
Anonymous said...: should; 11/10/10, 1:50 PM
Anonymous said...: pick me; 11/10/10, 1:50 PM
Anonymous said...: because I'm a ninja; 11/10/10, 1:51 PM
Anonymous said...: not really; 11/10/10, 1:51 PM
Anonymous said...: I've just always wanted to tell someone I was a ninja; 11/10/10, 1:51 PM
Anonymous said...: but in all serious-ness. You should totally pick me, because I am supposed to be doing homework right now, but I'd rather stalk you. :); 11/10/10, 1:52 PM
Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him said...: I'm not really entering because I have a phobia of saying 'Au Bon Pain' or "Le Pain Quitodien' for fear of public ridicule. if I won, imagine how much I'd have to say it. Beads of sweat are forming already....; 11/10/10, 3:24 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Clearly I slacked today on my commenting. But that doesn't mean that I don't want to win. I had a cranky teething toddler to deal with. Who woke me up at 5am. After finally going to bed at midnight.

Soooooooo gimme.; 11/10/10, 8:51 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Speaking of which, she is sitting here on my lap trying to attack the keyboard. So the following is a msg from the howler:

grt hhv0205aqd

Translation:

Gimme.; 11/10/10, 8:52 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Mama P may be a ninja. But I'm a superhero. I can eat an entire bag of chips in a single sitting. No joke.

Gimme.; 11/10/10, 8:53 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Oh and I'm still going to make those crackers. Why? Because I can. I think. Hey, worst thing that could go down is me setting the kitchen on fire. Or sending the hubby into projectile vomit mode from crappy crackers. Possibilities of me screwing up are endless.

So to save husband from possible cracker poisoning, give me the basket.

It puts the basket in the mail and sends it to Zany it does...; 11/10/10, 8:57 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: The husband was watching Silence of the Lambs last night after he got home. Hence the reference. I would have had a nightmare if I had actually slept long enough.

Gimme; 11/10/10, 8:57 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Speaking of the warden, he should be home any minute. I'm making potstickers tonight and tried my hand at a sesame dipping sauce. I'm also making brown rice and edamame.; 11/10/10, 8:59 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I start my new job tomorrow. Technically I'm just getting trained.

You know what would make my day? You picking my name. New job, some chocolate. I mean, come on.

Gimme.; 11/10/10, 9:02 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Btw, the warden wasn't too crazy about the chili I made tonight. Ended up to be more like a veggie soup. Pity me yet?

Gimme.; 11/10/10, 9:03 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Did you know that Evian spelled backwards is naive? Ah hell, who am I kidding? Everyone knows that.

Gimme.; 11/10/10, 9:06 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: The husband is leaving on yet another trip in a few days. While I'm stuck at home with a non-operating jalopy. And a teething toddler. Who is getting her molars. And who jumped on my back really hard this morning. I heard something pop.

Gimme.; 11/10/10, 9:08 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I spoke to my cousin in Irish the other day (he lives in Ireland) and when I tried to reply, apparently I said something about a moldy toe and a grasshopper. I think I need to brush up on the language again.

Which, btw, is incredibly difficult. Nothing is pronounced how it's spelled.; 11/10/10, 9:10 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I've always liked Brazilian Portuguese. I speak a little of that. And ASL. And Spanish. And now a little French. At some point I should just stick to one and master it, don't you think?

But English? No can do.

Oh and I am a master speaker of Pig Latin.

Immy gay. Ight ray ow nay.; 11/10/10, 9:12 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I lost three tweet peeps yesterday. Maybe it's because I talked about making crackers. Or moose turd bread. Curiouser and curiouser.

Gimme.; 11/10/10, 9:14 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Flying thumping balls.

Flying thumping balls in my kitchen.

That is all.; 11/10/10, 9:16 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I'm dying to see the new Harry Potter movie coming out soon. I can't remember the last time I even went to the movies.

I'm going to have to do some major buttering up of the warden if I want to go. At first I thought it would be a fun date night. And now I know it would. So I'm going. Hell or high water. Just me, myself and I. And I'm getting the large popcorn.

Know what would go great with popcorn? Chocolate. Uh huh. Sure would.

Gimme.; 11/10/10, 9:19 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: The warden has arrived. And now on to dinner.

Toodle-oo for now.

Oh and one more thing before I go. Now pay attention what I'm about to say is VERY important...

Gimme.; 11/10/10, 9:24 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: So dinner was going great until I discovered a worm inside an edamame pod. Oh and would you like to HOW I found out? It was in...my mouth.

I'm trying not to hurl.; 11/10/10, 10:39 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: My husband is laughing.; 11/10/10, 10:41 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I kind of want to do a running leap, hop on him, pry open his jaw and shove the little green fecker down his gullet.; 11/10/10, 10:43 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Do you think that would count as spousal abuse?; 11/10/10, 10:46 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I've brushed my mouth several times already.; 11/10/10, 10:50 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: At least I have minty breath.; 11/10/10, 10:52 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: You know what would help me in my time of need?

A goodie basket.

Gimme.; 11/10/10, 10:55 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: I'm forever traumatized. I may become a temporary bulemic over it all.; 11/10/10, 10:59 PM
Lori @ In Pursuit of It All said...: Me me me me me!

Does enthusiasm get me extra entries?

Me me me me me me me!; 11/11/10, 10:49 AM
Anonymous said...: Won't follow me AND now withholdin Thin mints? Son of a bish.; 11/11/10, 3:17 PM
Tayarra said...: pretzel; 11/11/10, 3:19 PM
Tayarra said...: please; 11/11/10, 3:19 PM
Ashley said...: ok.. giving it a shot here...
Pick me
pick me
muahahahaha; 11/11/10, 4:53 PM
Val said...: I'm dying here. The responses? Hilarious! I have 45 minutes left.

Game. On.; 11/11/10, 8:20 PM
Val said...: Got a facial this morning.; 11/11/10, 8:21 PM
Val said...: Saw a movie w/ 3 kids; 11/11/10, 8:22 PM
Val said...: I was a girl scout for 8 yrs. Made it to Seniors.; 11/11/10, 8:23 PM
Val said...: No lie, in was in the girl scout hall of fame for selling over 2000 boxes of cookies a year.; 11/11/10, 8:25 PM
Val said...: 4 years in a row.; 11/11/10, 8:26 PM
Val said...: I won free summer camps. I always chose the horse camps bc we couldn't afford them otherwise.; 11/11/10, 8:27 PM
Val said...: Thanks to girl scout cookies I got to spend 4 summers riding horses. Loved those summers.; 11/11/10, 8:28 PM
Val said...: Know how I sold so many? We'd go to The Warehouse on nights before they would release concert tickets. All the stoners in the line camping out overnight always bought a ton. My dad came up with that idea. Smart guy.; 11/11/10, 8:31 PM
Val said...: Ok. Last one. I'm doing this on my phone & it's taking forever.; 11/11/10, 8:32 PM

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