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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Queens

Last night I went to a club called Jacques in Boston. "Ladies" night. Except the ladies were drag queens.

It was fabulous.

I was on stage because my "friends" told someone it was my birthday. Where I shared my age and won the title Old Bitch. (I was the hottest, natch). Also, I kissed the upper boobage of the MC.

I got a lap dance by a Queen pushin' 350. With visible back fat. Wearing a glitter pants suit.

A chick next to us was wearing black boy shorts, black bra and a fishnet thingy over it. I'm sure she was a girl because I made her show me that she wasn't tucking peen.

I may or may not have bit her tush. I also may or may not have kissed her. With tongue. Someone got a picture and let me share? She was a Butter Face.

Um.

Beer Goggles. Not for the light of heart.

(Fyi you friday flippers rock! I'll be by once I can see straight again.)




*everything was hot but her face

Picture update:


Holy Hell.








[my 'entrance' stamp. everyone else had a green dot.]

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29 Comments:

Blogger Poppy said...

No pictures?

11/20/10, 11:04 AM  
Anonymous Val said...

I. Love. You.

Not only did you do it, you admitted to it. Hahaha.

11/20/10, 11:06 AM  
Blogger Natalie said...

I am all kinds of pissed off that there are no pictures. Just sayin'.

And if I ever make it to Boston? You will be taking me there.

11/20/10, 11:07 AM  
Blogger Paul and Kerry said...

okay that explains it for me! I thought you meant a drag CAR thing. I was confused on the lap dance part but now I get it. duh! so fun!!! and pics are necessary. just sayin'

11/20/10, 11:12 AM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

No pictures. I'm thumbing this in. From a dark dark corner of the boy's bedroom. #owie

11/20/10, 11:16 AM  
Blogger Kim said...

reallllly need pix here. And what the hell does 'butter face' mean?? Educate us lesser people!

11/20/10, 11:30 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

I want pics too!

11/20/10, 11:42 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Pics woman. This is completely unacceptable without pics.

Well, I don't need to see the backfat, thank you.

You really are my hero, just sayin.

11/20/10, 11:48 AM  
OpenID amyblam.com said...

I play drag queen bingo on Monday nights with some of the girls I work with. It's hilarious.

11/20/10, 12:33 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

You are hilarious! LOL @ tucking peen.

11/20/10, 12:54 PM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

This is hilarious! Oh the freedom of an anon blog! LOL
I have never been to a queen show, but seriously think it would be so fun!

11/20/10, 1:08 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

That is the funniest thing I've seen all week. I've wanted to do a girls night to a Drag Show forever.. Maybe I'll try again. You look like you had a blast.

11/20/10, 1:47 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

I love that you not only told the story, but also posted pics. Even of the ass bite.

11/20/10, 1:51 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Screw Bloggy Boot Camp. I wanna take that weekend off and go to gay bars with you. Sounds like way more fun.

11/20/10, 1:52 PM  
Blogger Christine Marie said...

Good God that was hilarious! It makes me miss hanging with my "girls". They up and moved to Miami and left me with no way to get to the gay-borhood to enjoy nights like this. The only thing that I hate about drag queens is when they look so good it makes me depressed about my own body. They will never know the forever damaging pain that is pregnancy.

11/20/10, 1:52 PM  
Blogger Just Another Mom of 2 said...

LOVE.it. Oh my goodness, you are all kinds of fabulous woman. Looks like fun!

11/20/10, 2:09 PM  
Blogger the mombshell said...

Butter Face!!!! Its like we gestated together. We didn't did we?

11/20/10, 2:15 PM  
Blogger DIAPERS in the DESERT said...

I love it!!!! Drag Bar/Shows are the best!! I have come to realize some guys just work dresses way better than I could!!

11/20/10, 4:04 PM  
Anonymous Kimberly said...

I feel like my room is spinning just looking at those pictures...could be the wine I'm drinking...is that a penis in Mah face? My husband is so unruly...kidding...but I am drinking though. Cheers to glitter, dogs and chicks with di#*%

11/20/10, 7:08 PM  
Blogger Bag Lady said...

damn girl!!!! you know how to work it.

11/20/10, 7:31 PM  
Blogger KLZ said...

Drag show = awesomeness.

Next day = pain.

11/20/10, 8:08 PM  
Anonymous Making it Work Mom said...

Now that sounds like a fun night. Painful next day, but at least you had the fun night.

11/20/10, 9:36 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Ok, so I need to go out with you. You know how to party.

11/21/10, 10:31 AM  
Blogger hotpants™ said...

Now that is what I call Girl's Night Out!

11/21/10, 6:21 PM  
Blogger Tarja said...

Sweet Jesus, you can party with the best of 'em! If only I had a drag queen bar in my near vicinity. Or a karaoke club. I would eat a butt cheek for some good karaoke.

11/21/10, 7:13 PM  
Blogger Sandra said...

...tucking peen...I'm going to say that to some ugly chick next time I'm at the bar, and count how long it takes for me to get beat up.

11/22/10, 2:51 PM  
Blogger Suniverse said...

So many kinds of AWESOME!!!!

11/22/10, 7:59 PM  
OpenID gopopgo said...

Ah, butter face. I know her well...errr, him in this case.

11/23/10, 9:47 AM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

Tucking peen.

O.M.G.

You get to go out to bars?

11/23/10, 11:43 PM  

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