It's random. Yep, it is.

The shits and shukes have left the building. THANK GOD.

Since I lost a couple of pounds thru my orifices, I decided to take advantage of the loss and really kick into my diet. Actually using my WW subscription. It’s going well. For the day and ½ I’ve been doing it.

I was in a training all day yesterday, the one I set up because I’m now the IT Department. The trainer was wearing Ivory corduroys – and his package was HUGE. I was right in front and could not stop staring at it. I’m 99% sure he’s gay, so some man is very very lucky.

I learned a new word and am trying to work it into an IRL conversation: Said word is Twatwaffle. You know you want to say it, too.

The t.v. (ABC maybe?) keeps reminding me it’s National Stay At Home week – and my DVR is running full steam. I love premier week!

I had a good time on IM last night w/ one of my BFF’s – but my BoBo has been way too busy for me lately and I hate it. I’m actually hurt by the lack of convo, not for my lack of trying!

I’ve been texting MYSELF when I park lately – so as not to forget my parking location. I’m not kidding.

I’ve started working on my Christmas card. Yes. I have. And I plan to start listening to Christmas music soon. As soon as NKOTB are off my playlist because…

I’m going to the New Kids on the Block concert on FRIDAY! In their hometown! I can not wait. I’ve got a brand new thong that I intend to throw at Joey Mac. And I’m staying w/ A –- so yay – a night out AND a full night of sleep perchance?

It’s supposed to rain all weekend. Great.

I had way more I wanted to say – but have forgotten the rest. Lucky you!