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Friday, January 7, 2011

FFO 1-07

Ahhhhhh, yes. It's Friday Flip Off time again. People. I took a couple of weeks off because, well you don't wanna go flipping shit off on the eve of Baby Jesus' birth. Unless you're agnostic. Or Jewish? I don't know. But then it was New Year's Eve, and well, Ahem....

Moving on.

So yes, Friday, time to flip stuff off, shake it off and let yourself enjoy your weekend.

Who's in?




I'm not gonna lie, over the past month-ish, a lot of things totally pissed me off. I was sicker than a fucking dog. My girl A was beginning chemo. My kids were all up in my business more than you can imagine. My momma visited (YAY!) but then had to go (sadpanda). So. Much.

But I'm not gonna dwell on that crap.

I will tell you that A? Is kicking cancer's ASS. She had almost no reaction to the first 4 rounds of chemo. Her hair? Gone. But her wig? She lovingly refers to it as Nancy and it looks incredible. She's getting a lil more tired, and next week, she starts the second half of treatments. This? Is giving her anxiety. She did so well with the first part, she's nervous fate won't let her off as easy for the second part. I'm going with her to the treatment next week - which I'm hoping will be OK. Moral of this story? Again - cancer - Fuck You and the nasty gene you fucking rode in on. We're fighting and we're not going to stop.

Up next?

5.5 year olds AND 3.5 year olds who act like total babies with the whining and tantruming and early morning wake up calls.

Sweet baby jesus, my dear cherubs, you get this:



Don't mess with a tired MommaKiss, kids.

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27 Comments:

Blogger Mommy Needs a Vacation said...

OMG. You are too funny. And for this...you are now in my Google Reader.

1/7/11, 1:04 AM  
Anonymous Emily said...

Happy Friday morning! I am so glad to hear that your friend is responding well to chemo. She is blessed to have a friend like you to walk through the fire together.

1/7/11, 7:03 AM  
Anonymous Samantha said...

Oh hell yes, I'd like to say a big ol' "fuck you" to cancer too. My friend W just did her final chemo treatment and is moving onto radiation next. Cancer you're a sick bastard.

1/7/11, 7:35 AM  
Blogger Snuggle Wasteland said...

I would like to Flip Off Mother Nature for the snow and cold that is heading our way for the Rest. Of. The. Month. Snow days with the kiddos make me very, very grumpy.

PS I'm glad your friend is doing well with her chemo.

1/7/11, 8:07 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

I am so glad to here that your friend is doing so well with her chemo. It sucks that she needs chemo.

And you are a Yupper? I had no idea. I too am from that great state just a little south. :)

1/7/11, 8:47 AM  
Anonymous Megan (Best of Fates) said...

YAY! I'm SO glad A is doing well - tell her we're all keeping her in our prayers!

1/7/11, 8:56 AM  
OpenID amyblam.com said...

Hooray! SO glad you are hosting flips. Wasn't sure if you would be and now I can add the link to my post.

1/7/11, 8:59 AM  
Blogger Kristin @ Peace, Love and Muesli said...

Yes, and the gene you rode in on!

1/7/11, 9:10 AM  
Blogger Kim said...

how oh how, did you find a picture of Jesus giving the bird?? Wait, NO, I don't want to know. But I am cracking up over here.

1/7/11, 9:50 AM  
Blogger Diane said...

Seriously LAUGHED OUT LOUD at " Fuck You and the nasty gene you fucking rode in on"! So glad to hear she's kicking some big ol' cancer ass!

1/7/11, 10:15 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Awesome MK! Hugs to A!
Yeah, FU cancer biting the ass of a 13 year old boy as his baby sister is being born. FU!
(Sorry, for using your comments to post my FUF!)
And FU winter blues. You sucked the joy out of my December but I'm gonna beat you this month!

Oh, and kid of mine..."Not Yet"....I'll show you "Not yet!"

1/7/11, 11:15 AM  
Blogger Natalie said...

The whining....the incessant whining....just shoot me now.

1/7/11, 11:17 AM  
Blogger Gigi said...

yay! so happy for the update on A!

Meanwhile, I am flipping off East Coast person and West Coast person.

1/7/11, 11:28 AM  
Blogger Sara said...

I like that your friend has a name for her wig. Glad to hear she's got such a positive, take no shit kind of attitude.

I'm always sadpanda when my mom leaves, too.

1/7/11, 1:00 PM  
Anonymous Kimberly said...

Oh Jesus. You keep haunting me. Give you mad props on the finger.
Fack you cancer.
You're a good friend mommak. Kick the cancers ass with her.

1/7/11, 8:11 PM  
Blogger KLZ said...

Why must hildren wake up so early? Or children even?

1/7/11, 9:28 PM  
Blogger the mombshell said...

I'm about fucking done with the tantrums! You here that tantrums? Done!

Also I missed you that is all.

1/8/11, 8:27 AM  
Blogger the mombshell said...

I meant hear, what the fuck is wrong with me? (sidenote I have a level 5 tantrummer right now in the kitchen, on the floor, kicking the cupboards, so I'm hanging on by a thread hear, I mean here)

1/8/11, 8:29 AM  
Blogger hotpants™ said...

And this is why we're friends...

1/8/11, 10:28 AM  
Blogger Kelley said...

So glad your girl is making cancer her beeyotch. And, yes, early morning wake-up calls always deserve to be flipped off!

1/8/11, 10:34 PM  
Anonymous Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him said...

I think I saw that image of Jesus giving the bird form in my maple syrup on my pancakes. I'm waiting for the Vatican to confirm.

A is lucky to have you, and I have a good feeling about her next phase.

1/8/11, 11:06 PM  
Anonymous Mommy Shorts said...

Hey- so happy to have checked out your blog this eve. Feels like my kinda place.

Good luck to your girl A:)

1/8/11, 11:15 PM  
Blogger The Blue Zoo said...

lmao Kids should know not to piss off the momma!

1/9/11, 2:31 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

Where in the world did you find a picture of Jesus giving the finger?!?!

YAY for A!

1/9/11, 3:33 PM  
Blogger Tarja said...

Early morning wake-ups are the WORST!

I'm flipping off THE NAP. Or lack-thereof.

Should've done this on Friday. Hope you had a good weekend!

1/9/11, 4:30 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Jesus flipping the bird is the best fucking thing I've seen. Ever.

1/10/11, 10:49 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

YAY for A kicking cancer's ass!

That flip off pic? Oh, I'm dying laughing here. I think I need to go to the bathroom before I wet myself.

1/10/11, 2:06 PM  

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