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Friday, December 10, 2010

FFO 12-10


Yes, what a lovely week it's been. I have a solution, though, I plan to flip shit off and rid myself of the crank before the weekend begins.

Oof, I have just one flip off today...


That's right. One swollen vienna sausage middle finger flip off to me. For being tired. And sick. And sick of being sick and tired. OK, I could flip that off, too, but I'm not. I'm just sayin' that everything going on around me has really gotten to me. I've been hiding a bit. From all y'all. From family. From work.

I need to cut it out, don't you think?

Link Up - even if you just want to flip Me off, too! :p

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Blogger Natalie said...

Here's what I really want to say: Look asshole, snap out of it. You are so missed and I'm having Momma Kiss withdraws. Get back into it or I'm gonna vienna sausage middle finger you myself. Wait, that's not what I met. I'm not fingering anybody....

What I will say out loud for all to read: Oh sweetie! I understand what you're going through! I'm here if you need to talk. Sending hugs! xoxoxox

12/10/10, 12:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh! I could have totally flipped off the butt grabber I posted about. Too late now though.

Eh, dont worry. Tis the season to slack off on blogging a little.

12/10/10, 3:14 AM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

Fine. I'll give you the finger. Maybe two.

12/10/10, 9:13 AM  
Anonymous Kimberly said...

Yes come out of hiding or I will punch you in your baby making bags. Miss you and your pony tails.

12/10/10, 9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh. It has been SO hard to keep up with blog stuff. I feel ya.

12/10/10, 11:16 AM  
Anonymous Jennie @ Modern Mamaz said...

Was wondering where you've been. Knock it off, man - I'll have to whip out the bitch slap.

That sounded dirty.

12/10/10, 12:41 PM  
Blogger Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

Good. Now you'll have to straighten out. That's what a good flip off does, right?

12/10/10, 12:45 PM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

hope everything is going ok!!!!!!

12/10/10, 12:47 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Get the fuck over yourself already. It's the fucking holidays. I'm not around the blogosphere as much either... anyone who has a problem (or even fucking noticed) can suck it.

12/10/10, 2:50 PM  
Blogger The Suburban Princess said...

I have had a pretty shitty week too. Love your flip offs!

12/10/10, 8:25 PM  
Blogger Chana said...

Haha! I'm not supporting this flip at all. Sorry! Anywhoo- I got some free holiday cards from snapfish and I wanna send you one! PUHLEEZE! Email me your addy:)

12/11/10, 12:04 AM  
Anonymous KLZ said...

I've often flipped myself out for the same reason. Sometimes it happens.

12/11/10, 9:45 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Cut that out b/c you are missed!

12/11/10, 10:03 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

my world has been lonely without you in it. just sayin.

12/11/10, 3:55 PM  
Blogger Sherri said...

Oh, I totally don't want to flip you off....really, you don't deserve it. Flip something or someone else, like the neighbor or the garbage man who comes to your street at 4-flippin am.

But not you. No.

12/11/10, 7:35 PM  
Anonymous michelle said...

I read that as "one swollen vagina sausage"

I must be tired too


12/11/10, 11:09 PM  
Blogger Tarja said...

Ditto above comment. Saw 'vagine.' What is it with us sick readers? But I hear you on the FFO. I have been so sick and tired this month. Completely and utterly drained. As evidenced by the three lonely posts I've written. Oh,well. My Sunday nap is calling.

12/12/10, 6:00 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

OMG, saw vagina sausage too. WOW. And no, I won't flip you off dammit. I'll send you a little something to enjoy for when you're feeling better b/c that's what blog lovers do.
Yeah, called you that in tomorrow's post. Hope you don't mind me outing our affair.

12/13/10, 12:03 AM  
Blogger The Empress said...

I saw swollen vagina, oh em gee, must get my head out of the gutter...

don't worry, sweet cheeks. I'm only getting to post 2x/ a week. That's December.

12/13/10, 3:12 AM  
Blogger aims said...

i WILL not miss this again next week damn it!!!

12/13/10, 1:06 PM  
Blogger Truthful Mommy said...

poor scandahoovian, I have those days where I'm so miserable that I get on my own nerves too!I'm sure you are noy as bad as u think you are.sending you big hugs and loads of understanding, and perhaps some carbs and chocolate(as I suspect PMS(may be the culprit:)lol no?just me then?happy monday,my friend!

12/13/10, 3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm still sick. I'm like 60% better. Ugh!

12/18/10, 7:51 PM  
Blogger Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip said...

I'm so sorry you've been so sick! I've been totally MIA and missed everything. Really hoping you are feeling much better now:) Much!

12/22/10, 4:09 PM  

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