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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

And The Evil Santa Goes To.....

Remember when I said that Evil Santa has left the building ? And that it was coming to ONE OF YOU???

Well if you don’t remember and don’t want to click around, I said it. Just believe in me.

Seriously, the moment my in-laws left on Christmas day, that creepy dude was stuffed into a priority mail envelope and shipped off soon after…Guess where he went??

Can ya??

Check this picture:

Do you know who that is?? You know you know!

It’s Baby e of course! That’s right – Evil Santa has arrived in the land of The Empress.

But Wait, there’s MORE! That Evil Santa is continuing his world tour for 2011…when Baby e is done with him? Some other unsuspecting lovely will get him for 2012.

Where he goes is up to The Empress of course, but I pray he’s not sent to Poppy . That bitch will burn him.

It’s the bloggerhood of the traveling BondageSanta...

You’ve been warned.

Be good to him, Baby e. Be real good.



Blogger MommaKiss said...

Oh, Mommakiss!
The leverage you've given me with this evil santa...he's much much more effective than that lame elf on a shelf.

This is hard core...thank you.

Everyone here has been strangely behaving lately.

1/5/11, 10:43 AM  
Blogger Gigi said...

OMG I love this idea!!!

1/5/11, 10:53 AM  
Anonymous Kimberly said...

Oh mah...this is epic...and creepy...epically creepy...and totally awesome.
Send Santa to Canada.

1/5/11, 11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it! Creepy Santa should totally come to Ohio. :P

1/5/11, 11:08 AM  
Blogger Natalie said...

THANK GOD you didn't send him here! And I swear if I get him next year, he's going straight to Poppy...

1/5/11, 11:09 AM  
Blogger Mrsblogalot said...

HAA! I'm running for the Border as we speak!! (-:

1/5/11, 11:37 AM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

DingDong here.

That first comment?

Way to go, Empress.

I finally am #1 somewhere, and I blow it.

That first comment is actually from ME, Alexandra, Baby E's baby mama, and NOT mommakiss.

Now who's gonna believe I'm a technodork with the evidence here of me hacking into mommakiss' blog.

Anyway, yeah, comment #1.


1/5/11, 12:01 PM  
Blogger The Empress said...


I should just get off the planet now.

Please, dear god, work this time. I signed out. please.

1/5/11, 12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG Empress!I freakin' love you! and this whole thing but not the santa. I am scared of that. send to Poppy!!!

1/5/11, 12:33 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

It's in good hands. Baby E will take very good care of it. If at any time you want this game ended, mail it to me.

1/5/11, 12:58 PM  
Blogger MrsJenB said...

LOL Empress.

I love this idea! Poor creepy one cherishes him...

1/5/11, 1:05 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

OMG! I don't even want to think of what Poppy would do to that poor thing!

1/5/11, 2:26 PM  
Blogger The Suburban Princess said...

Bahahahaha! (Don't let her send him to me!) lol.

1/5/11, 3:00 PM  
Blogger KLZ said...

Damn, I didn't guess that.

I guess I'm not a good guesser.

1/5/11, 5:10 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Well, maybe Santa needs a little memento of his travels. What say you Empress? Say dye his beard pink? Shave an eyebrow?

Cannot wait to follow his journey!

1/5/11, 5:12 PM  
Blogger Tarja said...

Momma Kiss, you have scarred Baby E. for life. Look at that kid's face! It's like Children of the Corn, but Santa of the Corn.

1/5/11, 7:00 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Thank fuck it didn't end up at my house.

1/5/11, 8:11 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Ooooh! Send Evil Santa my way. >:)

1/5/11, 8:13 PM  
Blogger Sherri said...

The Empress and Baby E wound up with Evil Santa?? Oh, I was pretty sure Poppy would get him and burn him at the stake.

Or use him as a cool decoration for a White Trash Party. He'd work great next to the keg.

Great idea, Mommakiss!

1/5/11, 11:01 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

Note to Self: Do not become friends with The Empress until after Christmas 2011.

Got it.

1/6/11, 12:53 AM  
Anonymous MommyNaniBooboo said...

Everyone be real nice to The Empress.
Also... move, if you can.

1/6/11, 1:24 PM  
Anonymous Samantha said...

That is hilarious ... and evil and creepy.

1/6/11, 2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is hysterical! I love it.

1/6/11, 2:45 PM  
Blogger Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

Now I'm going to have nightmares about this for a whole year!!!

1/6/11, 5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Lucky" Baby E. *snort*

1/6/11, 8:04 PM  
Anonymous Jean Has Been Shopping said...

The pic isn't loading for me (totally my computer), but I know Baby E! So excited to see a familiar name in your blog, and to know he received a special yet creepy gift from you.

1/6/11, 10:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haaaaa. I think ugly santa was the first post where I 'met' you. Love of the idea of re-gifting that thing. Hilarious.

1/7/11, 5:56 PM  

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