Momma Kiss: And The Evil Santa Goes To.....

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

And The Evil Santa Goes To.....

Remember when I said that Evil Santa has left the building ? And that it was coming to ONE OF YOU???

Well if you don’t remember and don’t want to click around, I said it. Just believe in me.

Seriously, the moment my in-laws left on Christmas day, that creepy dude was stuffed into a priority mail envelope and shipped off soon after…Guess where he went??

Can ya??

Check this picture:

Do you know who that is?? You know you know!

It’s Baby e of course! That’s right – Evil Santa has arrived in the land of The Empress.

But Wait, there’s MORE! That Evil Santa is continuing his world tour for 2011…when Baby e is done with him? Some other unsuspecting lovely will get him for 2012.

Where he goes is up to The Empress of course, but I pray he’s not sent to Poppy . That bitch will burn him.

It’s the bloggerhood of the traveling BondageSanta...

You’ve been warned.

Be good to him, Baby e. Be real good.

Labels: Bloggerhood of the Traveling BondageSanta

25 Comments:

MommaKiss said...: Oh, Mommakiss!
The leverage you've given me with this evil santa...he's much much more effective than that lame elf on a shelf.

This is hard core...thank you.

Everyone here has been strangely behaving lately.; 1/5/11, 10:43 AM
Gigi said...: OMG I love this idea!!!; 1/5/11, 10:53 AM
Kimberly said...: Oh mah...this is epic...and creepy...epically creepy...and totally awesome.
Send Santa to Canada.; 1/5/11, 11:04 AM
Anonymous said...: I love it! Creepy Santa should totally come to Ohio. :P; 1/5/11, 11:08 AM
Natalie said...: THANK GOD you didn't send him here! And I swear if I get him next year, he's going straight to Poppy...; 1/5/11, 11:09 AM
MrsBlogAlot said...: HAA! I'm running for the Border as we speak!! (-:; 1/5/11, 11:37 AM
MommaKiss said...: DingDong here.

That first comment?

Way to go, Empress.

I finally am #1 somewhere, and I blow it. Blow.it.

That first comment is actually from ME, Alexandra, Baby E's baby mama, and NOT mommakiss.

Now who's gonna believe I'm a technodork with the evidence here of me hacking into mommakiss' blog.

Anyway, yeah, comment #1.

Mine.; 1/5/11, 12:01 PM
Alexandra said...: OHMYGODANDSHEDIDITAGAIN.

I should just get off the planet now.

Please, dear god, work this time. I signed out. please.; 1/5/11, 12:03 PM
Anonymous said...: OMG Empress!I freakin' love you! and this whole thing but not the santa. I am scared of that. send to Poppy!!!; 1/5/11, 12:33 PM
Poppy said...: It's in good hands. Baby E will take very good care of it. If at any time you want this game ended, mail it to me.; 1/5/11, 12:58 PM
MrsJenB said...: LOL Empress.

I love this idea! Poor creepy Santa...no one cherishes him...; 1/5/11, 1:05 PM
Liz said...: OMG! I don't even want to think of what Poppy would do to that poor thing!; 1/5/11, 2:26 PM
The Suburban Princess said...: Bahahahaha! (Don't let her send him to me!) lol.; 1/5/11, 3:00 PM
KLZ said...: Damn, I didn't guess that.

I guess I'm not a good guesser.; 1/5/11, 5:10 PM
The mad woman behind the blog said...: Well, maybe Santa needs a little memento of his travels. What say you Empress? Say dye his beard pink? Shave an eyebrow?

Cannot wait to follow his journey!; 1/5/11, 5:12 PM
Tarja said...: Momma Kiss, you have scarred Baby E. for life. Look at that kid's face! It's like Children of the Corn, but Santa of the Corn.; 1/5/11, 7:00 PM
The Zany Housewife said...: Ooooh! Send Evil Santa my way. >:); 1/5/11, 8:13 PM
Megan said...: Note to Self: Do not become friends with The Empress until after Christmas 2011.

Got it.; 1/6/11, 12:53 AM
MommyNaniBooboo said...: Everyone be real nice to The Empress.
Also... move, if you can.; 1/6/11, 1:24 PM
Samantha said...: That is hilarious ... and evil and creepy.; 1/6/11, 2:17 PM
Anonymous said...: This is hysterical! I love it.; 1/6/11, 2:45 PM
Joey Lynn Resciniti said...: Now I'm going to have nightmares about this for a whole year!!!; 1/6/11, 5:51 PM
Anonymous said...: "Lucky" Baby E. *snort*; 1/6/11, 8:04 PM
Jean Has Been Shopping said...: The pic isn't loading for me (totally my computer), but I know Baby E! So excited to see a familiar name in your blog, and to know he received a special yet creepy gift from you.; 1/6/11, 10:34 PM
Anonymous said...: haaaaa. I think ugly santa was the first post where I 'met' you. Love of the idea of re-gifting that thing. Hilarious.; 1/7/11, 5:56 PM

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