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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Evil Santa has left the building

That's right. I'm done.

This creepy fucker has stared at me for the last time.

And?

He's coming to stay with one of YOU!!!

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Bwahahahahaha!

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30 Comments:

Blogger Moooooog35 said...

You realize it's like a bondage Santa, right?

I would think you'd want to keep that.

12/29/10, 4:09 PM  
Blogger Sherri said...

Ooh, he IS creepy.....good riddance, Santa..

12/29/10, 4:21 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Oh Gawd.

Hope it isn't coming my way, cause that thing is going right in the trash.

12/29/10, 5:08 PM  
Blogger KLZ said...

Uh oh

12/29/10, 5:29 PM  
Blogger Truthful Mommy said...

Poor Naughty Santa, he looks like he's been put on a rack and about to be flogged!I guess he'll think twice before putting you on the naughty list!LOL

12/29/10, 5:32 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Please.don't.send.to.me.

I've got enough shit here without the Evil Santa to have to find a home for. And if you send it to me, it's going straight to Poppy.

12/29/10, 5:45 PM  
Blogger Kimber Leszczuk. said...

It looks perverted

12/29/10, 5:56 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

If Natalie sends it to me, I'm burning it at the stake. That's right. I'll be the bitch that burnt Santa.

12/29/10, 6:02 PM  
Anonymous Yuliya said...

I don't want to win this giveaway.
Thank you for your consideration.

And I'm Jewish so it's like discrimination if you send him to me...or something...

12/29/10, 7:13 PM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

Pretty sure he's got his hands up because somebody moved the Shelf Elf, Santa can't find him and is like

"Hey, people, I gotta fly 'round the damn world in one night giving all kinds of crap to little kids, all I get's a damn cookie and you wanna go and put my Shelf Elf where I can't find him? I give up. Gonna head back to Mrs. Claus and the eggnog machine up north. Humph."

12/29/10, 9:21 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

A little worried that you have my address. pretty funny though.

12/29/10, 10:04 PM  
Blogger The Blue Zoo said...

That thing is super creepy! Im glad you dont have my address! Cant wait to see who gets it. It will be the santa that gets passed around between all the bloggers. How funny!

12/30/10, 4:18 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Oh Gawd, the woman has my address AND I just publicized her ass. I'm doomed.

He'll face the firing squad at my house...and then I'd send him to Poppy.

12/30/10, 9:02 AM  
Blogger WTH am I Doing? said...

Ha. You don't know where I live! So weirdo pervy Santa won't be coming to me!

Seriously...is Mrs. Claus really Mistress Claus? This looks very, um, bondage...

12/30/10, 12:32 PM  
Blogger Booyah's Momma said...

Yes, that Santa is pure creepy. But it would be kind of funny to say, "Is that a candy cane in your pocket, Santa, or are you just happy to see me?"

12/30/10, 12:50 PM  
Blogger Mommy NaniBooboo said...

That thing has been creeping me the fuck out since the first time you posted about it. Better seal up that box tight...

12/30/10, 12:55 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

Oh, I'll miss the Santa. I think he's just misunderstood, really.

And I feel safe saying that because you don't have my address. ;-)

12/30/10, 4:02 PM  
Blogger Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

No way. He will never find me! NEVER!

12/30/10, 4:06 PM  
Blogger Sara said...

That bastard is gonna haunt my dreams.

12/30/10, 6:34 PM  
Anonymous Kimberly said...

Jesus H Christ...why? Whyyyyy? He's like the fucking burger king dude. Creepy yet it still attracts me to buy a fucking whopper or a 5 dollar photo op for my son.
Can I have it?

12/31/10, 10:30 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

i know you have KLZ's addy, so i'm betting on her getting that loveliness!

12/31/10, 11:30 AM  
Blogger ☾ Ash ♡ said...

OMG.. You have my address, BUT I sent you cookies. So you won't, Right?

That is one creepy ass Santa. *shudder*

12/31/10, 11:45 AM  
Blogger The Empress said...

Oh...oh...now NOW it's all clear that the mug giveaway needing address thingy headed up with BELLEBEANDOG was just a rouse! A rouse! to really get the addresses for this santa.

I should've known. Liz is too sweet to be real.

Notice I wasn't concerned about mammakiss.

(have I thrown people off the trail yet?)

People's comments are cracking me UP!

Oh, oh! the surprise when we see where this goes...

Where's my big red letter S to sew on my cloak?

1/1/11, 11:19 AM  
Blogger Fragrant Liar said...

That's Cheerleader Santa. I'm in.

1/1/11, 11:56 AM  
Blogger K Pugliano said...

I can't believe you hung that in your house!
Poppy, *snort* you crack me up..the "the bitch that burnt Santa"!

He's like the creepy clown in the Post Office Commercials..."If it fits, it ships". Yikes.

1/1/11, 12:00 PM  
Blogger theTsaritsa said...

hahah He's not THAT creepy!

It could be worse, he could be an EVIL CLOWN Santa.

1/1/11, 12:02 PM  
Blogger Snuggle Wasteland said...

What's next? A creepy Easter bunny?

Hope you have a fabulous 2011!

1/1/11, 6:42 PM  
Anonymous Lindsay {DesignerWife} said...

Oh, no. My eyes are burning!!! Santa will just never be the same. :\

1/2/11, 5:10 AM  
Blogger Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha Points said...

You know that Postal Service commercial with the family standing out on the porch afraid of the clown figurine inside?

THAT'S what this Santa reminds me of.

HEY! I just noticed that someone else said this.

DAMNIT. I hate when people think of my brilliant comments first.

1/2/11, 11:46 AM  
Anonymous Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him said...

In Ozark speak, "Sumpin' just ain't right 'bout that Santa."

I felt that way about every Christmas item I put away today. I was so fatigued of looking at them, particularly the tree. It was like Michael Jackson's corpse - dead too long to still be on display.

Happy 2011, friend.

1/4/11, 11:45 PM  

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