Momma Kiss: Evil Santa has left the building

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Evil Santa has left the building

That's right. I'm done.

This creepy fucker has stared at me for the last time.

And?

He's coming to stay with one of YOU!!!

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Bwahahahahaha!

Labels: Bloggerhood of the Traveling BondageSanta

29 Comments:

Moooooog35 said...: You realize it's like a bondage Santa, right?

I would think you'd want to keep that.; 12/29/10, 4:09 PM
Sherri said...: Ooh, he IS creepy.....good riddance, Santa..; 12/29/10, 4:21 PM
tulpen said...: Oh Gawd.

Hope it isn't coming my way, cause that thing is going right in the trash.; 12/29/10, 5:08 PM
KLZ said...: Uh oh; 12/29/10, 5:29 PM
Truthful Mommy said...: Poor Naughty Santa, he looks like he's been put on a rack and about to be flogged!I guess he'll think twice before putting you on the naughty list!LOL; 12/29/10, 5:32 PM
Natalie said...: Please.don't.send.to.me.

I've got enough shit here without the Evil Santa to have to find a home for. And if you send it to me, it's going straight to Poppy.; 12/29/10, 5:45 PM
Kimber Leszczuk. said...: It looks perverted; 12/29/10, 5:56 PM
Poppy said...: If Natalie sends it to me, I'm burning it at the stake. That's right. I'll be the bitch that burnt Santa.; 12/29/10, 6:02 PM
Yuliya said...: I don't want to win this giveaway.
Thank you for your consideration.

And I'm Jewish so it's like discrimination if you send him to me...or something...; 12/29/10, 7:13 PM
Kimberly said...: Pretty sure he's got his hands up because somebody moved the Shelf Elf, Santa can't find him and is like

"Hey, people, I gotta fly 'round the damn world in one night giving all kinds of crap to little kids, all I get's a damn cookie and you wanna go and put my Shelf Elf where I can't find him? I give up. Gonna head back to Mrs. Claus and the eggnog machine up north. Humph."; 12/29/10, 9:21 PM
Leigh said...: A little worried that you have my address. pretty funny though.; 12/29/10, 10:04 PM
Anonymous said...: That thing is super creepy! Im glad you dont have my address! Cant wait to see who gets it. It will be the santa that gets passed around between all the bloggers. How funny!; 12/30/10, 4:18 AM
The mad woman behind the blog said...: Oh Gawd, the woman has my address AND I just publicized her ass. I'm doomed.

He'll face the firing squad at my house...and then I'd send him to Poppy.; 12/30/10, 9:02 AM
WTH am I Doing? said...: Ha. You don't know where I live! So weirdo pervy Santa won't be coming to me!

Seriously...is Mrs. Claus really Mistress Claus? This looks very, um, bondage...; 12/30/10, 12:32 PM
Booyah's Momma said...: Yes, that Santa is pure creepy. But it would be kind of funny to say, "Is that a candy cane in your pocket, Santa, or are you just happy to see me?"; 12/30/10, 12:50 PM
Jenni Chiu @MommyNaniBooboo said...: That thing has been creeping me the fuck out since the first time you posted about it. Better seal up that box tight...; 12/30/10, 12:55 PM
Megan said...: Oh, I'll miss the Santa. I think he's just misunderstood, really.

And I feel safe saying that because you don't have my address. ;-); 12/30/10, 4:02 PM
Joey Lynn Resciniti said...: No way. He will never find me! NEVER!; 12/30/10, 4:06 PM
Kimberly said...: Jesus H Christ...why? Whyyyyy? He's like the fucking burger king dude. Creepy yet it still attracts me to buy a fucking whopper or a 5 dollar photo op for my son.
Can I have it?; 12/31/10, 10:30 AM
Liz said...: i know you have KLZ's addy, so i'm betting on her getting that loveliness!; 12/31/10, 11:30 AM
Ashley said...: OMG.. You have my address, BUT I sent you cookies. So you won't, Right?

That is one creepy ass Santa. *shudder*; 12/31/10, 11:45 AM
Alexandra said...: Oh...oh...now NOW it's all clear that the mug giveaway needing address thingy headed up with BELLEBEANDOG was just a rouse! A rouse! to really get the addresses for this santa.

I should've known. Liz is too sweet to be real.

Notice I wasn't concerned about mammakiss.

(have I thrown people off the trail yet?)

People's comments are cracking me UP!

Oh, oh! the surprise when we see where this goes...

Where's my big red letter S to sew on my cloak?; 1/1/11, 11:19 AM
Fragrant Liar said...: That's Cheerleader Santa. I'm in.; 1/1/11, 11:56 AM
Kelly said...: I can't believe you hung that in your house!
Poppy, *snort* you crack me up..the "the bitch that burnt Santa"!

He's like the creepy clown in the Post Office Commercials..."If it fits, it ships". Yikes.; 1/1/11, 12:00 PM
the Tsaritsa said...: hahah He's not THAT creepy!

It could be worse, he could be an EVIL CLOWN Santa.; 1/1/11, 12:02 PM
Anonymous said...: What's next? A creepy Easter bunny?

Hope you have a fabulous 2011!; 1/1/11, 6:42 PM
Lindsay {DesignerWife} said...: Oh, no. My eyes are burning!!! Santa will just never be the same. :\; 1/2/11, 5:10 AM
Lori @ In Pursuit of It All said...: You know that Postal Service commercial with the family standing out on the porch afraid of the clown figurine inside?

THAT'S what this Santa reminds me of.

HEY! I just noticed that someone else said this.

DAMNIT. I hate when people think of my brilliant comments first.; 1/2/11, 11:46 AM
Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him said...: In Ozark speak, "Sumpin' just ain't right 'bout that Santa."

I felt that way about every Christmas item I put away today. I was so fatigued of looking at them, particularly the tree. It was like Michael Jackson's corpse - dead too long to still be on display.

Happy 2011, friend.; 1/4/11, 11:45 PM

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