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If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

Sunday, September 12, 2010


It's the weekend - literally posting from the crackberry so as to share some thoughts and events. You KNOW you've been missing me. Just admit it. It's OK.

It's 8am, my Lil Kiss is still sleeping. If you only knew how mega-unusual this is, you'd be excited right along with me.

Me? I'm sitting here enjoying the morning news with my coffee. Listening to my Big Kiss scream BOO YAH from Manland. Why, you ask? Mr. Kiss found a way to keep him occupado with the playstation football game. I think he thinks he's actually playing, and if there's a tackle or something, he's "won." So yes, BOO YAH and TAKE THAT are flyin' out of his mouth. Better than "suck it" or "you're goin down" or somesuch, I guess.

Last night? Left a certain, um, piece of bedroom apparatus out on the bathroom counter. Big Kiss totally saw it and turned it on and OHMYGOD I'm mortified. He asked if it was some sort of thing for my hair. "Yes, now please turn it off (while I mentally calculate your therapy costs)."

Today we're going to a football game. The weather *may* even be nice.

Tomorrow, Big Kiss goes back to Kindy. Good Lord in Heaven Above, if ever I need a happy day, tomorrow is it. Say a lil prayer for us, will ya? Thanks. Gift is in the mail :)

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Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Big Kiss rocks!

An adult friend of my husband has a young son, maybe 3....and when said adult friend plays his video games, he gives the son the other remote and lets him think he's playing too. Its a little sad.

It 8am your time, 5 mine and no, I don't know why I'm up but happy to see you! Mad toots hello too.

9/12/10, 8:10 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

My boys yell "You're going down" right before they treat to beat each up. Lovely.

LOL In the kitchen????

Hope Big Kiss has a great day tomorrow! and you, too.

9/12/10, 8:26 AM  
Blogger Dazee Dreamer said...

ah, the days of little ones finding our toys.

9/12/10, 8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it something for your hair? LOL LOL LOL!

it totally is.

Happy Kindy thoughts!!

9/12/10, 10:06 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

Ha! I guess we all know what you did last night!!!

Hoping you have a great day tomorrow!

9/12/10, 11:59 AM  
Blogger tulpen said...

LOVE that you got busted with a naughty toy!!!

Enjoy the game. You getting drunk? Feel free to send some nonsense to my CrackBerry as I'll be at work and bored outta my tits.

9/12/10, 12:11 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

I can't tell you how hard I want to laugh right now. But, I can tell you that I won't and I can't. I'm sitting in the LR with my family. Trying to explain why I'm laughing so hard just WON'T be right with them around me.

9/12/10, 5:41 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

That certain piece of bedroom apparatus you mentioned? There were a bunch of us on Twitter discussing the same issue! Hilarious!

9/12/10, 6:09 PM  
Anonymous The Flying Chalupa said...

Dude, that's classic about the bedroom apparatus. CLASSIC. Why can't kids just MTODB? Even business that's on a public counter top? And I kinda hate you for having a kid that sleeps past 8am.

9/13/10, 12:34 AM  
Blogger Sandra said...

What piece of bedroom apparatus on the bathroom counter??? :) See, I like all the details. Every.Single.One.

9/13/10, 1:28 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

All I can hear is Pacino yelling "booyah!"

9/13/10, 12:21 PM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

the husband allows G to play Wii tennis with him. she holds a control that isn't plugged in while he plays. when he does a fist pump she's all 'we did it daddy--we won!' it kind of breaks my heart that we're lying to her, but still, it's cute.

9/13/10, 2:50 PM  
Anonymous Megan (Best of Fates) said...


I mean, probably not for Big Kiss.

Or his therapist.

But for all of us readers!

And I think everybody's had one of those experiences.

In fact, I had one with a friend's mom.

And I was in college at the time.

So that was WAY worse.

'Cause I definitely knew what it was.

9/13/10, 2:50 PM  
Anonymous Jennie @ Modern Mamaz said...

Video games and boys are comparable to Adam and Eve. It was love at first site.

9/13/10, 3:34 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

Thank God they are usually in bright fruity colors and they can pass for many things that come flying out of our mouth when we are caught off, um a pink flashlight(no, it doesn't turn on can I have it back please. It happens to us all..once.

9/13/10, 4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL I want to see you try and do your hair with it!!

9/13/10, 4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAH that made me laugh out loud! Hair indeed...

9/14/10, 4:45 PM  
Blogger Candice said...

I need a new hair appliance.

9/14/10, 10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How exactly would you use it in your hair? I wish he'd asked you to show him. LMAO!

9/16/10, 2:20 PM  

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