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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Friday Flip Off! 9-3

It’s that time again, kids. Friday Flip Offs. I’m helping out The lovely KludgyMom while she works on her back to school – back to blogging project. I’m a total slacker and would rather flip stuff off than do, like, actual writing, so you get ME for a Friday or two. Yay Me.

One more caveat: if you know me well, I typically use the real F-Bomb in these Friday Flip Offs, but in the interest of playing nice I’ll abbreviate ;)

Here goes.

People who fart in an elevator. EFF YOU! Seriously. I’ve been subject to this twice in one week – first time the elevator was packed, so, you know – culprit sort of got away with it. Second time? Just me and him. Yep. And I KNEW it wasn’t me. Stench was burned my nose hairs it smelled so bad. The nerve of some people.

To my ass, for being in between sizes, Eff You. I’m finally able to wear some cool jeans, but the waist is a bit loose because the size needs to go over my booty-licious backside. I’ma work hard to get the ass and legs to match the waist. If it kills me!

Others have said this, but google friend connect? That follow box? I click it on blogs – hoping that me “following” will make the person’s posts show up in google reader. Um. Not so much. What the fork? If you thought I was following you but have never been back? Please e-mail me and tell me. If you want your button on my button page? E-mail me, I'm gonna update that bitch. The blogroll, too. Anywazzle, Flip the Eff Off, google friend connect.

I think that’s all I can manage this week. I’m trying to think positive – August kicked me hard in the nads, so far September is being nice so I don’t wanna chance pissing it off.

Link up – yo – and visit KludgyMom to encourage her projects.

Hope this linky works :p

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Blogger MommaKiss said...

That linky took a LONG time to load. Sorry if it's muckin' up the joint.
I may need to flip it off!

9/2/10, 10:15 PM  
Anonymous Sara @ Tedious Life said...

"Second time? Just me and him."
What the flip? Why would be do that? He OBVIOUSLY wasn't trying to cover it up. The farting rules clearly state that you must always blame another person for the stench. He is disgusting and a rule breaker.

9/2/10, 10:18 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

I'm in. Though maybe half assed. And half off my ass. Or more than half. Whatever.

Oh. And speaking of asses, and farts, if MY kid had farted in that elevator? You'd be DEAD.

9/2/10, 10:26 PM  
Blogger alicia said...

Have you changed your blog or am I delusional? And also, how the heck did you get that cool box to work for kludgymom's button. Dang if I could figure that out for my smile button that would rock.

I agree about farting, but would like to add any confined spaces is just wrong.

9/2/10, 11:10 PM  
Blogger Daffy said...

I hate denim for that very reason. It never fits right!

And it SO wasn't me in the elevator....justsayin

9/2/10, 11:22 PM  
Blogger Dazee Dreamer said...

yuk. I feel your pain on the elevator fart dude. I was getting on an elevator once and a guy was getting off on the same floor I was getting on, and let me tell you, I thought when I got to the lobby they were going to find me passed out. It reaked!!!

9/3/10, 12:10 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Ew, ew, ew on the elevator farts.

Look at you being all polite and ladylike. What is that about?

9/3/10, 12:44 AM  
Anonymous MamaOnDaGo said...

Elevator farts, are you serious? What happened to the days when people had class? The days when people were kind enough to hold in their bodily gases until they were out of the elevator.

To Google friend connect: I'm trying to stay connected to people. Why don't you want to help me? Don't lie!

9/3/10, 12:56 AM  
Blogger Frugal Vicki said...

Farters are bad enough, but I am TOTALLY with you on the ass. What is with that?

9/3/10, 1:21 AM  
Blogger Mommy Nani Booboo said...

Your ass and my ass should get together and NOT BE A SIZE.
And seriously? On the elevator? People can't clench for a floor or two?

9/3/10, 3:28 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Once again, thanks for the laugh! I hear ya on being between sizes. I always have to go up b/c of my hips and butt. It sucks!

9/3/10, 6:05 AM  
OpenID gopopgo said...

I hold my gas if others are in the elevator. However, on several occasions, I let one go when I was alone on the elevator. Without fail, the moment I do, the elevator stops and someone gets in, *sniff sniffs*, frowns, and glares at me.

9/3/10, 9:30 AM  
Blogger Diane said...

Seriously? Could that dude not have squeezed his cheeks and sucked that thing in at least until he got off the elevator?! And me and my ass/thighs have the same problem...always have had and it doesn't matter how much I workout or don't workout. My ass just insists on being bigger than the rest of me!

9/3/10, 10:24 AM  
Blogger Natalie said...

I'd like to flip off my ass for just being too damn big!

9/3/10, 10:26 AM  
Blogger Gigi said...

Um, I second what Natalie said.

You rocked the flips today, as always. Thanks for helpin' me out.

But you still need to sign up for the blog challenge.

9/3/10, 10:40 AM  
Blogger McKenzie said...

Sorry to hear about the elevator farts.. Ugh!

9/3/10, 11:10 AM  
OpenID loudkath said...

I don't understand tearing ass in a small, confined PUBLIC space. WTF?! WHY!? (Have you seen Step Brothers, where Dale farts during an interview and all he says is "I thought it was gonna be silent!!" SO GOOD. lol)

9/3/10, 11:12 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Momma go Low low low low, low low low low...
Oh to be working in the demin trade again. That song would have ROCKED my store!
Okay, what I'm trying to say, my bootylicious friend, is that you gotta go low low low. Take the waist out of the equation.

And I'm up for a more positive September. Come on bloggy friends. Lets make it a movement. Who's on board?

9/3/10, 11:29 AM  
Blogger The Blue Zoo said...

Ewwwww, gross.... You should have said something to that stinky ass.

9/3/10, 12:37 PM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

people really fart in elevators? God made butt cheeks clenchable for just those sort of situations. clench, gaseous stranger, clench!

9/3/10, 2:52 PM  
Anonymous Jennie @ Modern Mamaz said...

Sorry I farted in the elevator. It totally slipped. (blushing)

9/3/10, 3:19 PM  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

Some people just can't hold in their farts. Maybe they should walk around with a tube in their anus. Or live outdoors in a free farting zone, which is what I do..

9/4/10, 2:46 AM  
Blogger DIAPERS in the DESERT said...

I would have started giggling uncontrollable in the elevator. Oh and google friend connect hates me... I Have tried over a hundred times to load a pic onto it but NO- Google and I are just not speaking at the moment, till he apologizes

9/4/10, 12:49 PM  
Anonymous The Flying Chalupa said...

I'm a gassy person - but you NEVER fart in elevators. Rule of Fart #4. And I, too, have a generous backside. Which jean-makers don't seem to take into account. Does J-Lo have a personal jean-stress?

9/4/10, 1:21 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

Thank goodness I'm really good at breathing through my mouth and not my nose. It helps in elevator fart situations. And with living with my husband.

9/4/10, 2:22 PM  
Blogger Sandra said...

You know, perhaps the farting-in-the-elevator culprit was on a special high protein, low carb diet that caused noxious gases to escape from his/her butt without the culprit being able to hold it in, no matter how hard he/she clenched his/her butt cheeks...not that I know anything about this, I'm just sayin'...

9/4/10, 6:00 PM  
Blogger Mrsblogalot said...

Ewww!!! There really needs to be different kinds of cameras in those elevators.

What's wrong with those loose ass people???

Get some control dammit!

9/5/10, 8:27 AM  

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