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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Friday F You 8-27

Friday Flip Off, Yo!

Know what I wanna flip off today?

The entire fucking month of August.

I've been busy BEYOND belief at work.

I haven't really had a full night's sleep since before vacation. In July.

My husband's company is sold to the fucking French and he'll be out of work soon.

My husband broke his heel while playing Stay Home Daddy for a day, therefore canceling the following plans: Water park with the boy; Patriot's football game; Saratoga race track; golf tournament; reunion type bbq with friends; and another Patriot's football game.

Not to mention I'm now the lawn mower, the trash taker-outer, the kid bather, the pool vacuumer, the dog shit picker uper AND I'm still the momma.

So yah, the month of August, 2010 - Fuck Off.

p.s. - I may or may not have been out for a few raspberry coconut margaritas this evening. i'll never tell.


KludgyMom is too busy to lift her middle finger this week, but she's linking others for us.



Blogger Bag Lady said...

Ummm, raz coconut margaritas? Do share...mmmmm...

August can bite me. In your honor.

8/27/10, 1:07 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Amen sister. Shit August has kicked my ass as well.

I'm sorry about the missed fun. While I won't pray for any broken bones, I sure wish I could get a pass on events in the near future. Give me a drink and a week's worth of sleep.

I sort of mailed it in for FMF, but gave you your shout out. Now if I could just find a better source for pics!

8/27/10, 2:21 AM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Yep, August sucked balls. I'd really like to just skip this last week and get September started already.

8/27/10, 8:13 AM  
Anonymous Christina said...

Man, your August did stink. Sorry about that! Stopping over from Friday Flips

8/27/10, 9:21 AM  
Blogger Gigi said...

Holy crap! You better have some more margaritas tonight, my friend.

8/27/10, 10:04 AM  
Blogger McKenzie said...

You are well deserving of a few margaritas.. Sounds like a really crappy month for you!

8/27/10, 11:00 AM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

Really? Not ONE good day in August?

Oh..that's right. My birthday hasn't happened yet.

Wait..that's good for ME. Never mind.

Also..if you think you have it bad, I'm about to take the kids to see "Nanny McPhee 2."

I think I just beat you.

8/27/10, 11:09 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

My husband will be on crutches for two weeks, starting today. I'm NOT looking forward to that. Like I don't freaking do enough around here.

We need a vacation. With raspberry coconut margaritas. Screw blog conferences- we need to get a group of some of us together and just have a girls' weekend.

8/27/10, 11:26 AM  
Blogger Mrsblogalot said...

You deserve those drinks girl!!

Damn Asscrack August!

8/27/10, 11:35 AM  
Blogger The Suburban Princess said...

I'm sorry to hear that your husband is losing his job. That sucks.

8/27/10, 12:15 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

July and August can flip off as far as I'm concerned! I've had a crap summer and I'm glad it's over!

8/27/10, 12:52 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

A broken heel, too!?!? Ouch! Dang, August did suck for you guys!

I'm impressed you will mow the lawn. I'm pretty sure I would seriously injure myself if I ever tried to do it.

8/27/10, 5:24 PM  
Anonymous Val said...

raspberry coconut margaritas? You BEST share that recipe w/ me!

FUCK YOU AUGUST! (And FU Sept 20th, but that's a whole 'nother story...)

8/27/10, 7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, right there with you Fuck Off August, all the way.

8/27/10, 8:43 PM  
Blogger sherri said...

that sucks. but that is my kind of pour.

8/27/10, 10:38 PM  
Blogger The Urban Cowboy said...

I'm with ya on August, but I'd have to add July also.

8/27/10, 11:15 PM  
Blogger 'BOTB said...

Uggg...August really did blow a fat one, didn't it? If for no other reason than I did not know there was such a magical thing as a coconut raspberry margarita and I missed out sipping them all August long.

8/27/10, 11:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm flipping off those sucktastic things with you.

8/29/10, 4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup. August has sucked. Roll on September.

8/30/10, 6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this was my first visit to your blog and uhhhmmm let me just say I LOVE that you have Flip Off Fridays. That's totes brillz! lol Sounds like your August has been a little bit rough. :( I hope the fall treats you nicely. Also, a raspberry coconut margarita sounds really fucking delicious (and now I'd really like to try one!!)! I hope you had enough to make it okay to drunk-text people inappropriately bahahaha

8/30/10, 9:24 PM  

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