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Saturday, August 7, 2010

What IS THIS thing??

Can you hear that fucking thing?

I don't know if it's a bird or a grasshopper on steroids or what the hell, but it's SOFUCKING LOUD.

Problem is, the bitch only comes out at night, when I can't see shit, even with a flashlight (I've tried).

So I can't even use The Google to try to figure it out.

I mean, how do you google "what kind of animal makes a sound like screetch screetch blarghing screetch."

Why do I want to find out what it is?

So I can find out how to kill the motherfucker.

I was stalked today. What a lovely surprise. I've always wanted a stalker. That GiGi is a trick, I tell ya. A sneaky stealthy ninja TRICK!



Blogger Leigh said...

Is it a frog? Odd whatever it is...

8/7/10, 9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so effin' annoying is what it is. I have no idea. Our old house had a gang of frogs in the pond and so freakin' loud every damn night. not soothing at all.

8/7/10, 9:31 PM  
Blogger The Urban Cowboy said...

I'm sorry to inform you MommaKiss, you have a baby Mothman at your place! I would highly recommend you and the family!

8/7/10, 9:40 PM  
Blogger Miss Madison's Mommy said...

It's a frog according to my hubs :)

8/7/10, 9:45 PM  
Blogger Hannah said...

That sucks, that would drive me mad too! I hope it finds another place to reside what ever that thing is, so it drive someone else crazy!

8/7/10, 10:12 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Oh, how fun! I would be running around like a crazy woman telling it to shut up!

8/7/10, 11:03 PM  
Blogger Dazee Dreamer said...

I don't know what it is, but it sounds like a bird "sawing". you know, like making his own house, cuz he doesn't want just a nest. lol

8/7/10, 11:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have those around here, and I've always been told they are crickets, and from expierence, 409 effectly takes out a cricket,

8/8/10, 12:02 AM  
Blogger Frugal Vicki said...

My hubby promptly said Cicada. All I know is that this bug is in my son's The silent cricket book.

8/8/10, 1:22 AM  
Blogger Mrsblogalot said...

OMG! I know that sound!!! I have thousands of them around my house. One got but I won't even tell you what it looks like. That image my friend will haunt you for weeks!!!

8/8/10, 7:51 AM  
Blogger Deanna said...

Sounds like a wicked frog..... Keep up the excellent work on your blog. Looks great!!

8/8/10, 8:27 AM  
Anonymous Merri Ann said...

I thought it was a Cicada bug too. We had those annoying things in Texas. Here is a link to a YouTube video of the bug ... warning ... some idiot is actually touching it ...

8/8/10, 9:11 AM  
Blogger McKenzie said...

I have no clue what would make that sound hah..

Off topic: I love reading your blog.. You make me laugh, a lot!

8/8/10, 11:24 AM  
Anonymous Jean Has Been Shopping said...

ROFL! Visiting from Kludgy Mom's.
Hubby was sitting here when I pushed play. He thinks it's a bird.

8/8/10, 11:34 AM  
Blogger MamaOnDaGo said...

I'm your newest stalker. Gigi sent me. I'm still a ninja in training. Don't be scared but I'm stalking you on Twitter too. =)

8/8/10, 6:23 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

My hubs says frog too.

8/8/10, 9:20 PM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

That is annoying! Good luck finding out what it is, but I am pretty sure it isn't a cicada. Those are much more pleasant sounding!!!

8/9/10, 1:18 PM  
Blogger Red Shoes said...

sounds like a flesh-eating tree frog... more so annoying than your regular run-of-the-mill tree frog... possibly even more threatening than the Vampire Tree Frog...



8/11/10, 6:36 PM  

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