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Friday, July 23, 2010

Friday FU 7.23

Friday, I'm in Love!

Well, with this Friday anyway. I'm not working. At work, that is. I'm doing laundry and packing. Yay Me.

Still have to get a few things off the proverbial chest, though.

Listen up.

To the airline who keeps changing our departure time...for the love of God, we're already leaving at way-too-early-ass-crack-of-dawn-i'm-allergic-to-the-hour-o'clock tomorrow, stop messin with me, will ya? Not to mention we're an hour away from the airport. Boarding time is still considered sleepy time, so if I'm grumpy as fuck, well, deal. Fuck You, airline.

To the people on the plane who start bitching about not having peanuts, FUCK YOU. My kid's allergic and yes, it was me who called and requested they not be distributed on the flight. Deal, assholes. Go shove some peanuts in your pie hole when you land and enjoy your ability to breathe whilst doing so.

Now. If you'll excuse me, I have a date with a very large, very empty suitcase.

Other people's angst: hosted by kludgymom!



Blogger Moooooog35 said...

Shit like that is why I bring my own peanuts.

7/23/10, 8:48 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

I hope you enjoy your trip! You should be snickering to yourself because of their misery over freakin peanuts. Do they fly just to get peanuts? Geez people!

7/23/10, 9:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is where the "For Fuck's Sake" t-shirt comes in handy. Another changed departure time, read my t-shirt mofos!

7/23/10, 9:41 AM  
Blogger Gigi said...

Haha...yes, those people wanting their damn free snack. You'd think it was caviar and champagne.

have a FAB trip. that's an order. oxo

7/23/10, 9:41 AM  
Blogger The Empress said...

you know why I'm here, right? yeah, that peanut thing...people don't get it.

like, when my 2 year old picked up a peanut from the seat on the airline and all hell broke do you get it, people?????

7/23/10, 10:06 AM  
Anonymous Maureen said...

Hahahaha OMG I love this one! You really crack me up! Hope you had a great holiday tho'.
Thanks for stopping by my entry :D

7/23/10, 10:50 AM  
Blogger Dazee Dreamer said...

hahahah. I loved it. I my grandaughter used to be allergic to peanuts, but thankfully grew out of it, so I totally understand the peanut thing. And those passengers that complain can just shove it.

7/23/10, 11:15 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

I always liked the chex mix knockoffs anyway.
Good luck w/ the packing and the flying. Have a wonderful time and be sure to record some blog fodder for us!

7/23/10, 11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow-I didn't know you could call the airline and request that. It makes sense though-if your child is really allergic. People are messy and all that recirculated air, I would think, wouldn't help.
Why can't they just do pretzels?

7/23/10, 2:00 PM  
Blogger alicia said...

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. I'd enjoy their whining just a little. And have a great trip.

7/23/10, 3:04 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

I LOVE that you deprived the whole flight of peanuts! Nice job Momma.

Have fun on vaca.... we're off on Sunday... wish me luck, gonna need it.

7/23/10, 5:18 PM  
Blogger The Urban Cowboy said...

I'm allergic to nuts.

7/23/10, 7:20 PM  
Anonymous Elle said...

My friends kids all have allergies and not just to peanuts. They are allergic to wheat, soy, milk, and even rice milk. She can't stop nursing her baby because he can't drink anything else! I have a new respect for her as a piddly "my kids won't eat their food" is nothing compared to what she has to deal with. I salute you, dear lady. And not with the middle finger. (((HUGS))) have a great flight.

7/23/10, 11:52 PM  
Blogger Pumpkin and Piglet said...

You're only doing what you have to do, let them get on with their whining!

7/24/10, 12:51 AM  
Blogger Sandra said...

Great. I've just discovered you, and now you're leaving on holidays. Just great. Well, I'll be around when you get back. Oddly, I'm just drawn to people who don't cringe when they swear!

7/24/10, 1:46 AM  

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