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Momma Kiss: The Non Flip Off Friday

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Friday, July 9, 2010

The Non Flip Off Friday

I decided to skip the Friday Flip Offs today. I’m afraid the list would be incredibly long and, well, I need to NOT focus on certain things right now.

Instead, a lil trip through the mushy organ between my ears…

I’m being therapized again. Yay me. Not really, but whatever. Having The Sads isn’t fun and when they become The I Don’t Cares, well, at least I’m smart enough to realize that outside help is necessary and so I’m being helped. Shrink Style.

My family is all healthy. That’s a major Hoo Rah!

Yesterday I wore a new dress to work. As soon as I left the house I had outfit regret. It’s a tubey top kind of dress (i.e. no bra) and it was high maintenance and whatever, I looked good so the double sided tape and good posture were small sacrifices. I tossed on a cardi, upped my ‘professionalism’ factor.
Pic of said outfit. Well, of me sitting at my desk anyway…

After seeing that, I don’t know what I worry about. People around here dress way more slutty in the summer. Baring midriffs and tramp stamps showing.

Speaking of slutty, tonight I’m going to an adult-type party. My ‘hood momma “Irish” is hosting and it’s gonna be a riot. I’ve never been and can’t wait to hear the ‘party lady’ school me on vibes and beads and dildos. I mean really. It’ll be like “Moms Gone Wild.”

I think I have ADD.

The End.

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Blogger Bag Lady said...

You are so hot. And you're gonna love the adult party. Super fun.

7/9/10, 11:37 AM  
Blogger Bethany said...

hot pic ;) Have a fun weekend!

7/9/10, 11:49 AM  
Blogger Dazee Dreamer said...

Love the cleavage look. In fact, I actually have the same kind of look going today.

7/9/10, 12:02 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

TOTALLY HOT! I Love this dress/cardi combo.

Oh, please come back and give us a tutorial on the beads, oh please!

No, I'm kidding. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

But you can share of pics of your booty, and i mean the toys you bring home. or your ass. whatev.

7/9/10, 12:32 PM  
Blogger John said...

I was once invited to one of those parties by a lesbian couple of mine who were hosting...I had a gig that night & couldn't make it. While I'm pretty sure I'd have declined anyway (to be the only guy at such a party, at best, would have been uncomfortable for me, more likely everybody would have just been weird), I still wonder what it would have been like.

Share the after, if you can, in a family-friendly way :-)

7/9/10, 1:35 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

I saw on twitter yesterday about your double sided tape and was wondering what the heck you were wearing! LOL

7/9/10, 3:13 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

You know I super puffy heart the dress.

Snatch up a sex catalog for me will ya?!

7/9/10, 3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothin' like a new dildo to lift your spirits!

7/9/10, 5:57 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Woo hoo! Boobs!

Have fun at the party tonight and I SO want to know whatcha end up buying...I haven't been to one of those parties in years...

7/9/10, 9:18 PM  
Blogger Monica Fernaays said...

Ok - I have never been to one of THOSE parties..have fun, I hear they are a blast! Dress looks great - unfortunately I don't think there is enough sticky tape to help my "Fried Eggs" :)

7/10/10, 7:35 AM  
Blogger tulpen said...

I love when you post pics of your tits.

I threw on of 'those parties' for my sister's bachelorette. We pissed our pants laughing... have fun!

7/10/10, 10:13 AM  
Blogger JenJen said...

hi dammit

Nice rack.


7/10/10, 8:34 PM  
Blogger Aspiring Napper said...

Cute look!!! Wish I could go bra-less but I'm breastfeeding now and my boobs already look a little sluggish. Once the milk is (all) gone, they may need a hydraulic lift. Boo-ness.

7/12/10, 3:48 AM  
Blogger Kmama said...

I hate when you have outfit remorse as soon as you walk out the door. Nothing like starting the day on a positive note!

Thank you for stopping by my BFF post on Shell's blog last week. I hope you have a wonderful vacation later this month!

7/12/10, 12:32 PM  
Blogger The Urban Cowboy said...

Way sexy photo! Have fun at your party...tramp stamps showing at work? Wow!

7/12/10, 2:35 PM  

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