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Momma Kiss

If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

Monday, June 28, 2010

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I'm sick. Hella sick.

I have strep. Or as the nurse said when she called - "your rapid swab test came back positive for "streptococcus".

Do you know how they get that 'rapid swab?' You lean back, say AH and they roll a super long q-tip around the back of your throat, which already feels like it's being ripped by razor blades. And then you gag. That was fun.

There's a long stupid story surrounding the acquisition of said sickness, alas, I'm too fucking sore to sit here and type it. My neck feels like I'm channeling Jaba The Hut and I can barely swallow.

Wanna know what else is Incredibly Awesome?! I get to chug water and choke down horse pills whilst wrangling up my kids - on my own. Mr. Kiss is working away this week.

Super.

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19 Comments:

Blogger cfoxes33 said...

Feel better soon!

6/28/10, 4:45 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

Oh, no! Hope you feel better soon!

6/28/10, 5:14 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Sorry to hear you're not only sick but that you don't have the hubby to lean on this week.

Hope the kids don't get it...

And tell Mr. Kiss he owes you one.

6/28/10, 5:26 PM  
Blogger Bag Lady said...

Dayum, Mr. K is away? That's supah sucky. Sending soup......

6/28/10, 5:34 PM  
Blogger The Urban Cowboy said...

I'm feeling for you. Sick with no help, that really sucks. What kind of soup ya want? Wishing you a fast recovery!

6/28/10, 6:02 PM  
Blogger natalee said...

oh sweet baby jesus!!!! take care of yourself...What a f'n nightmare

6/28/10, 6:05 PM  
Blogger Chana said...

Dear Lord in Heaven. You poor sister. Holy shi* I can't imagine anything worse. I'll be praying for you! So so sorry!

6/28/10, 7:49 PM  
Blogger The Crazy Suburban Mom said...

Oh man, I just happened upon your blog and found that! I feel for you - that hurts like hell.

And those pills are huge. I admit I usually have to say, um, I'll take the liquid please.

And then they look at me funny and I feel sick and like a jerk, but whatever

Feel better
Tracy

6/29/10, 7:57 AM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

HAHAHA.

You said 'coccus.'

6/29/10, 7:59 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Um, I'll leave the horse pills alone but wrangling kids? Just breath on them. That'll chill them out until the hubs gets back.

heh heh heh.

Wish you were feeling better. I hear booze can burn up a strep throat. But you'd still has the little monkeys to manage.

Glad I'm not in your shoes, love ya!

6/29/10, 11:00 AM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Awww. that sucks. I'd say that I'd come grab your kids and let you have some peace and quiet to get better, but... I can't stand kids.

6/29/10, 12:32 PM  
Anonymous MommyNaniBooboo said...

OH NOOOOOO!
You are Superwoman because, well basically, you have no choice!
Feel better soon. I know your pain.

PS- is your blog trying to get back at me, because I tried to comment ten times before it went through.

6/29/10, 1:56 PM  
Blogger Hello! I'm Kate. said...

Oh no! This sucks--I'm seriously feeling extremely sorry for you right now! That's terrible!

Good luck!!!!

6/29/10, 9:42 PM  
Blogger Lisa..... said...

Srink hot tea with lemon and honey! And that rapid sawb test totally looks like a pregnancy test. With a blue line. She coulda been saying, hey, your preggors!

6/29/10, 10:40 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Strep is by far worse than the flu and any other nasty thing you can catch. I totally feel for you, my friend. And you can be 100% sure that if we lived anywhere near each other, I'd be at your house right now making you curry :)

6/29/10, 11:01 PM  
OpenID thishumanscondition said...

Oy. I had Strep in February and it was not so fun. Sort of like how skinning your knee hurts way, way worse when you're grown up. Lame. Get better!
-Mary

6/29/10, 11:07 PM  
Blogger Miss Welcome said...

Isn't it ALWAYS when hub is away that mom gets sick (or the house catches on fire). Feel better!!!

Thanks for visiting me. :o)

6/30/10, 7:18 AM  
Blogger Mrs.Mayhem said...

Strep tests stink! Last time I had one, I shoved the doctor away. No joke. I was a little mortified afterward.

6/30/10, 8:47 PM  
Blogger Red Shoes said...

Dayum... a bunch of people being sick for it to be summer time... hope you are better by now!!!

You dont need to be Hella sick!!!!

~shoes~

7/1/10, 10:49 PM  

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