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Momma Kiss: My brain, it needs to be emptied.

Momma Kiss

If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

My brain, it needs to be emptied.

I swear to God I should just rename this corner of the Web “random” because I can’t string thoughts together to save my ass lately.

But here’s some more – enjoy the ride through my brain.

I’m wearing those floppy loud shoes today. The kind I hate. But I didn’t even know they were flappy! They’re so pretty and make me much taller than my 5’2” (and a quarter) self! See??


The fuckers flip flap flop and I’m pissed. Not pissed enough to not wear them, tho. See above re: make me tall.

My Momma had surgery again. I’m pretty bummed about her disease (Rheumatoid Arthritis) and how it’s taken over her body. This time it was her shoulder, and now she’s thousands of miles away, recuperating, with no one to come and cook her dinner or wash her dishes. Well, she’s got ‘people’ but not family. I miss my Momma. A hundred kinds of misses.

My 5 year old is into silly bands. Or Silly Bandz (the original - which you can only buy online). I think they’re a total piece of shit and wish the fad would go away quickly. Or maybe I’ll accidentally break them one night.

I started wearing a pedometer this week. Trying to reach those 10k steps a day, Jillian! I question, though - how the hell do they work? I mean, if I put it on in the car, how does it know I’m driving and not walking? I’m easily confused, I get it, but it’s this tiny thing and I can’t figure it out. I just stare at it as I’m walking and I try to trick it. Like walk backwards and sideways. It’s not fooled people. Not at all.

I still have to do 15 credit hours for my CPA license renewal. By the end of this month. I really suck at continuing education. Especially at the last minute. And I now have 6 days (weekends included) to get it done. Where’s the drink time? Pool time? Confusing my pedometer time?!

Not to mention, I feel like I’ve been off more than I’ve worked this month. Kinda feeling guilty about that. Like I don’t deserve a paycheck or something. Hell, that’s what vacation days are for, though, right?

Oh – vacation! I’m going on one. In July. To MONTANA! Yep. We’re going to the rodeo, baby. Kiss Style! (you know I’ll have to get a hat and boots – bet your ass I’ll even take pictures). The fly time – with 2 small children – is going to feel like days. I’ll have to drug them. Or me. Hey, makes me think of the time I few to Montana and Big Kiss was only like 8 weeks old and I fell asleep with him on my lap and he rolled onto the floor. Yah, that’s a good story, that one.

I think I’ve sufficiently brain dumped for the day. Probably even the weekend. You’re welcome ;)

*Um, lil side note from that picture? I made that mess on my desk. Today. Jaysus, how can anyone work like that? I’m chipping away at it. One lil accounting rule at a time…

people i just had to edit my blog title. I initially wrote "My brian, it needs to be emptied."  Brian. BRIAN! Jaysus, brian not brain. I'm such an ignoramous. 

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Blogger Bag Lady said...

You need something pretty on your desk. Besides your shoes. There is way to much grey in there. To distract you from thinking about your continuing ed hours. I'm officially on the look out. So watch out.

6/24/10, 4:45 PM  
Blogger Val said...

You can do random any day.

I love random.

But you know that.

I say do CE's poolside with a margarita. :)

6/24/10, 4:54 PM  
Blogger Chana said...

I love random posts! Sorry about your Mamma:( I love those shoes though!

6/24/10, 5:18 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

I love the "and a quarter" in tiny font! That's awesome!

I hate the loud flip, floppy shoes too!

6/24/10, 5:30 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

I didn't realize you were a little person!

I'd sky over you at 5'9". But I'm not allowed to wear heels as A)I'd break an ankle, and B) Hubs is also 5'9" and would feel emasculated if his wife were taller.

Hope your Mommy gets better soon.

6/24/10, 6:01 PM  
Blogger natalee said...

I think those shoes are amazing.. who cares if ya flop.... and now I'm thinking of the whole pedometer thing too...hugs

6/24/10, 6:30 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

I think what everyone has failed to say is that you can take a DUMP everyday.

You're welcome.

6/24/10, 6:53 PM  
Blogger John said...

The pedometer works that it counts the times it gets jostled. You can fuck with it by just tapping it while you sit at your desk or something.

That mess on your desk? That's what my desk looks like after I just cleaned!

6/25/10, 9:20 AM  
Blogger The Urban Cowboy said...

You have cute feet!

6/25/10, 12:12 PM  
Blogger Miss Merry Sunshine said...

You know shit is bad when I'm longingly looking at the binders and papers instead of the shoes. I miss work, dammit. And OMG I laughed at the baby rolling off your lap. Something is wrong with me.

6/27/10, 10:29 AM  

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