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Friday, June 11, 2010

I need a hobby.

Remember this? That I had made and even modeled for you?

Well then I went and made another one. For a friend...

Pretty sure you can click to view bigger "Sure I have a muffin top, but I still have a FANTASTIC vag."

But then I couldn't stop and kept playing [photoshop-aholics anonymous, please save me a spot]...
*For Fucks Sake



natural blong. alternate: Hoit Blong.





I smell like Sex...and Candy.


carpets = curtains. If you don't know what this means, please do not e-mail me and ask. I'll laugh and laugh and laugh!

cupcake or die. Um, Duh.

And don't forget the lil ones! I may have to buy it for my friend who clearly didn't plan on her 4th child ;)



GAH, I hope whoever wins that t-shirt shows me what the hell they get printed. Make it fun, y'all! Clearly, I'm happy to help - or even share these .jpg files if you'd like to use them. I'm nice like that.

Go enter again. And Again. It's FREE!

I'll pick a winnah on Sunday. Also, I'll be out of touch for the weekend starting like NOW because my bestie is here and I spent $180 at the Wine Vault and we'll most likely be laughing and drinking for 72 hours.  Don't be frightened by the 'clink clink' of the bottles in my recycling. Have a SUPAH weekend.

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13 Comments:

Blogger Shell said...

Those shirts are hilarious!

Enjoy your weekend!

6/11/10, 8:13 AM  
Blogger Bag Lady said...

OMG, Carpet or Curtains???? I'm DYING!!!!!!

6/11/10, 10:40 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Truly talented, my dear! And yes, you have way too much time on your hands!

I need one of these just to irk my husband.

6/11/10, 12:35 PM  
Blogger carma said...

that vag shirt is a hoot. My husband would agree ;-)

6/11/10, 1:13 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

oh my God..a fantastic vag! Hiarious! I think Vag's look gross!

6/11/10, 3:28 PM  
Blogger Mo said...

Love. That is all. Pure love.

6/11/10, 8:13 PM  
Blogger Chana said...

Dear God you just made my life!!

6/12/10, 12:01 AM  
Blogger The Urban Cowboy said...

Love em all, thanks for the laugh.

6/12/10, 4:38 AM  
Blogger Val said...

WHEN I win i'm totally getting FFS. Because you know, that's totally me. :)

6/13/10, 2:59 AM  
Blogger Aislinn said...

Have fun drinking and love the shirts, had me rolling!!

6/13/10, 10:23 AM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Oh my. The VAG one is the best. My husband is a self declared "Vagina Man". He'd LOVE it. Not sure he'd let me wear it though....

6/13/10, 3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am reflecting on a really, really bad date I went on one time when the guy seriously had the nerve to ask if the carpets matched the curtains! Now only if I had tha t-shirt at the time, we could have saved both of ourselves from the most awkward moment of the evening. Too funny!

6/13/10, 9:49 PM  
Blogger Aunt Becky said...

Bwahahahaha!

6/16/10, 5:24 PM  

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