I need a hobby.

Remember this? That I had made and even modeled for you?

Well then I went and made another one. For a friend...

Pretty sure you can click to view bigger "Sure I have a muffin top, but I still have a FANTASTIC vag."

But then I couldn't stop and kept playing [photoshop-aholics anonymous, please save me a spot]...

*For Fucks Sake

natural blong. alternate: Hoit Blong.





I smell like Sex...and Candy.

carpets = curtains. If you don't know what this means, please do not e-mail me and ask. I'll laugh and laugh and laugh!

cupcake or die. Um, Duh.

And don't forget the lil ones! I may have to buy it for my friend who clearly didn't plan on her 4th child ;)



GAH, I hope whoever wins that t-shirt shows me what the hell they get printed. Make it fun, y'all! Clearly, I'm happy to help - or even share these .jpg files if you'd like to use them. I'm nice like that.

Go enter again. And Again. It's FREE!

I'll pick a winnah on Sunday. Also, I'll be out of touch for the weekend starting like NOW because my bestie is here and I spent $180 at the Wine Vault and we'll most likely be laughing and drinking for 72 hours.  Don't be frightened by the 'clink clink' of the bottles in my recycling. Have a SUPAH weekend.