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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

WORDY wednesday

There are some things I'd like to say – out loud – that probably shouldn’t be said, but you know what? This here is my space to spew, so I’m about to.

Here goes.

I got a really sweet comment on my asthma/Horton story and no way to respond to the person. No e-mail, nothing. So perchance s/he really just wanted to share some info and move along without me asking a hundred follow up questions. Whatever the reason I'm felling all lost and in limbo over this.

And then? I see this. On a forum I've never ever been to. And I'm getting all complimented and stuff.  Thanks to my stat thingy for showing me the way. And thank you - random reader - for being so nice :p If I didn't have to create an account to reply to you - I'd say thanks there.

I ‘subscribe’ to entirely too many blogs in a reader and I wish I could get around to them daily, but I can’t and I need to not feel guilty about it. I read and comment when I can. I’ve met some super cool people who make me laugh and cry with their writing and drawings and it should be fun, not a job. So there – don’t be mad that I had to just clear my google reader the other day – the number 324 unread blogs skerd me.

That said? Those who pimp out their posts like twice a day-like on twitter-and say "have you commented?" I usually click over. And I say hi if it’s a good story. But there are at least a handful who never visit me back. And I’m oddly OK with that – just thought I’d share that you’re missing out on some good shit here :P

What the hell is the point of those word verification things? When you try to comment. I don't like them.

Moving along…
The Real Housewives has a new cast coming up: DC. And that crack pot who “crashed” the presidential dinner thingy is in fact a member of the cast. I think she’s a dumb twat solely based on a today show interview that I saw.

One day a few weeks ago I was sitting poolside and reading my USWeekly and in the back there was an ad for a blingy-cupcake-crack cover and I went straight inside and ordered the bitch. I had a COOPON! Well I waited and waited and then it arrived and the cupcake thingy was a little bit crooked. I wrote to customer service, asked for a straight one in exchange. Got the new one on Saturday and the motherfucker was broken. The cover. I’m pissed and e-mailed them for a refund and will tell anyone and everyone what a piece of shit it was but more – I’m pissed it didn’t work out because it’s a damn cute cuppycake! DO NOT BUY from <--learn from the idiot. That's me.

I got a facebook friend request from my sister-in-law who is a total C U Next Tuesday. Whore, please. I don't converse with you EVER in real life. What makes you think I want your bitchface lurking my hotness and charm on facebook? IGNORE.

I had a dream the other night that I was playing this game that was a cross between soccer and softball and Hugh Jackman was in it as a soccer dad and I had no pants. That’s it.

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Blogger John said...

I'm a complete Facebook pussy - can't ignore anybody who adds me as a friend. Mind you, almost all of my non-family/non-former-classmate "friends" I cherish . . . but, yeah, the crazy cousin that I've never liked, or the pothead from 10th grade? I always say "yes" when I get the friend invite.

6/23/10, 8:54 AM  
Blogger Chana said...

A perfectly random post filled with so much funny goodness I almost can't stand it!

6/23/10, 9:08 AM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

Just curious to know how much vicodin you were on when you wrote this, where you got it, and care to share?

6/23/10, 9:24 AM  
Blogger Dazee Dreamer said...

hahaha, no pants playing with hugh. priceless.

and good for you on the IGNORE button. Ignore is my friend on facebook :)

6/23/10, 9:48 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

You're killing me, you have to know that!
While you're at it, bring Huge Ackman and um, find some pants.

6/23/10, 12:08 PM  
Blogger The Urban Cowboy said...

Oh, wow, you cracked me up with, "bitchface lurking my hotness and charm." Thanks for laugh...that line alone is priceless!

6/23/10, 1:42 PM  
Blogger minivan soapbox said...

I hate soccer. But wouldn't mind it all that much if Hugh was there - with no pants on. Oh, wait - YOU had no pants..? Hmm...Nevermind. I'm mean you're cute and all...but, come's Hugh Jackman!

6/23/10, 3:07 PM  
Blogger Bag Lady said...

Must be the week for bad internet purchases. We were cursed with that in my house, as well. F U bath toy bin.

6/23/10, 5:28 PM  
Blogger Monica Fernaays said...

You should have saved this for Flip off Friday!! Too Funny...I too have subscribe to too many blogs that I have no time to read, but I am trying to get a round to them once a week!! Keep up the hilarious posts


6/23/10, 8:48 PM  
Blogger ★ Jennerific ★ said...

Yes!!! I love to C U Next Tuesday other people. When I'm really pissy, that's how I sign emails and I love the replies "when did we make plans to hang out tuesday?" I laugh. HAHAHA. xox

6/23/10, 9:33 PM  
Anonymous erica said...

Don't we all wish we could comment on everyone's blog? I admit, even I have been too busy lately to coomment away... but I still love to do it!

6/24/10, 1:03 PM  
Anonymous bitethebedbugs said...

There are few great pleasures left in my life, but one of them is US weekly, poolside. So glad I am not alone. I have never ordered anything from the back of the mag, but goddamn have I been tempted. I'm waiting for blinged out pill cases.

6/24/10, 2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate the word verification screen. Is it just me or is that shit in Yiddish?

6/25/10, 2:39 AM  

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