The Non Flip Off Friday

I decided to skip the Friday Flip Offs today. I’m afraid the list would be incredibly long and, well, I need to NOT focus on certain things right now.

Instead, a lil trip through the mushy organ between my ears…

I’m being therapized again. Yay me. Not really, but whatever. Having The Sads isn’t fun and when they become The I Don’t Cares, well, at least I’m smart enough to realize that outside help is necessary and so I’m being helped. Shrink Style.

My family is all healthy. That’s a major Hoo Rah!

Yesterday I wore a new dress to work. As soon as I left the house I had outfit regret. It’s a tubey top kind of dress (i.e. no bra) and it was high maintenance and whatever, I looked good so the double sided tape and good posture were small sacrifices. I tossed on a cardi, upped my ‘professionalism’ factor.
Pic of said outfit. Well, of me sitting at my desk anyway…

After seeing that, I don’t know what I worry about. People around here dress way more slutty in the summer. Baring midriffs and tramp stamps showing.

Speaking of slutty, tonight I’m going to an adult-type party. My ‘hood momma “Irish” is hosting and it’s gonna be a riot. I’ve never been and can’t wait to hear the ‘party lady’ school me on vibes and beads and dildos. I mean really. It’ll be like “Moms Gone Wild.”

I think I have ADD.

The End.