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Thursday, July 1, 2010

My Bad Words.

A little something to help me post during my sick, exhausted state. No really, you should see the luggage under my eyes.

My friend who uses bad words tossed out some questions to a few people and I decided to answer. I’m a giver like that.

1: Desert island time: What kind of chips do you bring?

Doritos. For 2 reasons. A-I totally love them. B-island is deserted, so no one will give a shit about my nasty breath. Or orange fingers. 

2: Speaking of chips. Double dip: Yes or No? Come on, nobody is watching.

I always double dip. The world needs more germs. [I'm actually not joking, I’m truly convinced that the whole sanitization of the world has created more allergies in kids. Mine included. Peanut Allergy. Let’s all ingest some germs once in a while, yah?]

3: You can only have ONE; your computer or your TV?

Computer. I have Netflix instant watch ;)

4: Cheesecake: Proof that God exists and wants you to be happy, and fat. Yes or no?

If we’re talking snickers cheesecake from The Factory? Yes. It makes me very very happy and thus, a fat ass.

5: Farts are always funny. Yes or no?

I have 4 brothers, 1 husband and 2 sons. If I don’t laugh at it, I’ll be sickened to death by the stench. So YES.

6: Got kids? Watch Disney or Nick? What's your favorite? Don't got kids? You're watching way better TV than I am. You suck.

Neither. We like Noggin’. And that little Moose A. Moose is a sweetie pie.

7: Glee?

Emphatic yes. With jazz hands.

8: Really embarrassing guilty pleasure. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. And mine is pretty embarrassing.

Pooping in private. It’s a rare occasion.

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Happy Thursday, y'all. I'll just be over here taking my horse pills.

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12 Comments:

Blogger Lisa..... said...

FYI, I am not scared of your germs. Interesting fact, there are more incidinces of asthma and allergies in the industrialized world as opposed to third world countries. Hmmm. Where are people buying up the purell?

7/1/10, 9:57 AM  
Blogger Dazee Dreamer said...

pooping in private. haha.

7/1/10, 10:03 AM  
Blogger alicia said...

That last one is a hoot. Love your candid honesty.

7/1/10, 10:38 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

You know, I'm a fan of the doritos myself...and I don't mind orange fingers.

Thank you Tulpen for saving us, huh?

7/1/10, 11:12 AM  
Blogger natalee said...

lol.... i love pooping in private but i haven'y had a private moment in like 7 years..lol

7/1/10, 1:18 PM  
Blogger Hello! I'm Kate. said...

I love how honest you are! Are you like this "in real person?!!!" And I'm with you on #3! If I couldn't be at my comp then I'd freak out--kind of like my chap stick! lol And I watch instant netflix all the time too!

7/1/10, 2:20 PM  
Blogger minivan soapbox said...

Once Hulu.com came out - I can live with the computer and give up the T.V. I mean if I HAD too....But I don't wanna. Seriously, stay away from my T.V.

7/1/10, 3:39 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

I haven't taken a dump without an audience in YEARS... even before kids, hubs would think nothing of appearing in the bathroom doorway and starting a mundane converstaion... that couldn't have waited til I was done?

thanks for playing along!

7/1/10, 6:01 PM  
Blogger Daffy said...

Doritos rock the free world!

7/1/10, 10:02 PM  
Blogger The Urban Cowboy said...

Double dipping reminds me of an old Seinfeld episode, it was hilarious. As long as you're not double dipping while pooping you'll be OK. :)

Sorry...I just had to say that.

7/2/10, 2:13 AM  
Blogger JennyMac said...

LOL..love your "with jazz hands."

7/2/10, 7:22 AM  
Blogger Aspiring Napper said...

Hilarious! And wow! Being new to motherhood, I didn't realize taking a private crap was such a luxury. lol.

7/6/10, 10:18 PM  

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