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Friday, July 2, 2010

Fluck Off 7.2.10

Ahhhh, have you missed my pretty little finger? Let's get to it.

'Amember when I found out I have strep? Yah, on Monday. And since Monday, I've been taking meds. I should be clear - *more* meds. Ahem. Anyway, do you wanna know what's NOT awesome? The pee. It's murky. It's stinky. (It's something I apparently need to review). So for making me smell like an old woman, Fuck You Penicillin Pee!
And my little bladder. Just cuz. Fuck You pea sized bladder.

My psyche? You totally let me down this week. This week, I should have been attempting to be a Rock Start with the whole single workin’ momma gig. Being present both at work and home. Making dinners. Letting the boys whining roll off my back. And the fighting.

But nope. You totally failed me. I’ve been foggy, feeling like ass, feeding my children chicken nuggets for breakfast and lucky charms for dinner, on edge, cleaning up dog puke in the basement, fending off skunks in the backyard so the dog can attempt to puke outside, sleeping like shit and yelling at my children. Fuck You, psyche.

Things to be thankful for in the midst of this absolute disaster of a week:
A) – my children actually do love me. In spite of myself.
B) – I lost approximately 4.5 pounds.

Take That Stress!

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friday flip offs hosted by kludgy mom. So refreshing. 

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19 Comments:

Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Okay, your dog needs to have its ball reattached. Just saying.

And how can your kids not think you rock!?!?!?! Lucky Charms for dinner? Well thats the stuff of Rock Stars my friend, Rock Stars! Though I draw the line at snorting chocolate milk.

Hope you get some peace this weekend.

7/2/10, 12:05 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Sorta makes me feel better that you have a horrid puking beast of a dog too...

Sucks to be sick but yay for losing some lbs!!

7/2/10, 2:48 PM  
Blogger Gigi said...

Damn, I hate those weeks when it's you v. Psyche, and Psyche wins. Sucks ass.

But good job on losing 4.5...that IS rockstar material.

7/2/10, 2:51 PM  
Blogger John said...

I hate that it's only when it's "you versus world" that the damn immune system decides to go on vacation. Glad you're on the mend.

7/2/10, 3:16 PM  
Blogger alicia said...

I can totally relate with your psyche. Been there too. Hang in there. It'll get better. Right?

Have a good one!

7/2/10, 3:38 PM  
Blogger Bag Lady said...

I cleaned up a hella lotta cat puke this week and my psyche sucked as well. Cant win 'em all, I guess.

7/2/10, 3:42 PM  
Blogger Diane said...

Penicillin pee is the worst! I've got a stupid pee sized bladder too so I know how bad that sucks! Hope you feel better soon and congrats on the weight loss.

7/2/10, 4:10 PM  
Blogger Kendra said...

Hope you feel better! Kick strep throat's ass!

7/2/10, 5:00 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

Wait. I think I got strep from YOU. Seriously. 102.5 fever then throat hurting like a mother.

7/2/10, 5:14 PM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

If there is one good thing about being sick it is losing weight! Hope you get to feeling better soon! Have a great weekend!

7/2/10, 7:03 PM  
Blogger Aunt Becky said...

Losing weight is awesome. Funky smelling pee sucks.

7/2/10, 7:03 PM  
Blogger Christina said...

Yeah for the weight loss! Skunks and puking dogs suck, big time!
Glad I found you through the Friday Flip Off Blog Hop. Following ya know!

7/2/10, 9:41 PM  
Blogger Dawn K. said...

GREAT flip-offs this week! Funky pee from prescriptions are the worst!!! Hope you're feeling better and smelling sweeter soon!

7/3/10, 12:22 AM  
Anonymous Maureen said...

You poor thing, hope you'd feel better soon! YAY for your weight loss! :D Thanks for visiting my flip off too. Enjoy your 4th July weekend!

7/3/10, 12:24 AM  
Blogger BLOGitse said...

Hope you feel better soon!
Happy, little late though, blog hop greetings, from Casablanca, Morocco!

BLOGitse

7/3/10, 4:00 AM  
Blogger Uyen said...

That's it...just say it like it is! I love it!! I think you still win in the end with the weight loss! Woohoo!!! Thanks for visiting my blog! Have a great weekend!

7/3/10, 11:11 AM  
Anonymous Grace said...

I just found you through kludgymom, and I'm just going to go ahead and tell you I love you. The disclaimer about swearing is the most beautiful thing I've read all morning.

7/3/10, 11:51 AM  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

Nice finger. How much would I have pay you to pick my nose with it?

7/3/10, 12:25 PM  
Blogger Susan said...

Stinky pee sucks.

7/5/10, 4:40 PM  

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