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Friday, July 16, 2010

Flip Off - Damn Dog

It's that time again. I have to do a Friday F-You.

My dog. The damn dog. He's turning 7 next month and has been a loyal, loving Mascot from day one. He's super snuggly and lovey. But he's also a chewer. A cute chewer, but still.

And apparently he's taken to digging now. He's like "That rug ain't stopping nothing, bitch!"

Pshaw. That was easy.

I've read that dogs who dig are incredibly smart. Who the fuck cares how smart he is! Is he going to use those smarts to get a job and pay for the carpet replacement?  "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order and sniff your crotch?"

Not to mention, this is from only like a week of digging. I'm afraid for the rest of the room. Look at those claw marks! He's down to the cement floor underneath. He's dug through the carpet and the padding.

Look at him all "Wasn't Me."

Listen pooch, don't look away from me. You know you did it. I caught you red-pawed. Fuck You, you digging dog.  You better shape up or next week's Friday F You is going to be about the money we spent to send you "to the farm."

friday flip offs hosted by KludgyMom. I'll have to grab the linky when her post is up.



Blogger Shell said...

Oh, I cracked up at your McDonald's line.

7/16/10, 7:47 AM  
Anonymous Maureen said...

OMG yeah the McDonald's line is the best hahahaha! And that look on your dog's face LMAO too cute!

7/16/10, 8:28 AM  
Blogger The Sharp's said...

That is hilarious, not really, but I love the way you put things! Bought to send my dog to "the farm" too. Made me laugh ... again! Have a great weekend, girl! Don't get too crazy!

7/16/10, 8:34 AM  
Blogger Leslie said...

I'm sorry my boyfriend has taken to digging, er scratching. I still love him and he looks so damn pathetic you can't stay mad long. Until you see what he did. Not nice, O.P.!!!!

7/16/10, 9:26 AM  
Blogger Dazee Dreamer said...

hahaha, loved his "it waan't me look away"

7/16/10, 10:06 AM  
Blogger alicia said...

Haha. Love that last photo with the "wasn't me!" look. Too funny. I'm doin Fri favs today to mix it up. I'll join up again soon. Have a great one.

7/16/10, 10:21 AM  
Blogger Bag Lady said...

I'm so getting Farley a part time job at the McD's down the street. Then it'll keep him off the damn couch during the day. Fucker.

Let's sell our dogs and use the money to go to Vegas.

7/16/10, 12:23 PM  
Anonymous Megan (Best of Fates) said...

First of all, your dog is adorable. Second of all, you are hilarious.

May I take your order and sniff your crotch? Made my day.

7/16/10, 12:27 PM  
Blogger Bethany said...

Oh my gosh! Too funny!

7/16/10, 1:38 PM  
Blogger The Urban Cowboy said...

Oh this is one of your BEST Friday flip offs! Hilarious, and I love the way he's looking away...kind of reminds me of mine when he does something he knows he's not supposed to.

7/16/10, 5:33 PM  
Blogger Gigi said...

OMG...girl, you crack me up. And the pictures of the dog TOTALLY fit your captions. have a good weekend. i have an old dog too. She doesn't chew, but she does pee everywhere. sigh.

7/16/10, 7:30 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

I'll trade your dog for my husband any day. But just to be warned, there is a lot of ball scratch and sniff that will occur. And the collection of Diet Pepsi cans and snot rags in the corner? Uh huh. They're his.

7/16/10, 8:16 PM  
Blogger samsstuff said...

Too funny! I miss my dog, the "it wasn't me look" & everything. She was adorable, too. I bet they would have been a great McDonalds!

Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!

7/17/10, 10:04 PM  
Blogger Semi-Slacker Mom said...

You are funny as hell! Let me know if Sparky gets the job!

7/18/10, 5:41 PM  
Blogger Frugal Vicki said...

You are lying. There is no way that sweet innocent looking cutie did that. You must be sleep walking.

7/18/10, 5:59 PM  
Blogger KLZ said...

Are you going to get a job? An excellent question and one I pose regularly to my 10 month old.

7/19/10, 10:13 AM  
Blogger The Drama Mama said...

This is funny! And I have something for you, too.

7/19/10, 1:12 PM  

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