Flip Off - Damn Dog

It's that time again. I have to do a Friday F-You.

My dog. The damn dog. He's turning 7 next month and has been a loyal, loving Mascot from day one. He's super snuggly and lovey. But he's also a chewer. A cute chewer, but still.

And apparently he's taken to digging now. He's like "That rug ain't stopping nothing, bitch!"

Pshaw. That was easy.

I've read that dogs who dig are incredibly smart. Who the fuck cares how smart he is! Is he going to use those smarts to get a job and pay for the carpet replacement?  "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order and sniff your crotch?"

Not to mention, this is from only like a week of digging. I'm afraid for the rest of the room. Look at those claw marks! He's down to the cement floor underneath. He's dug through the carpet and the padding.

Look at him all "Wasn't Me."

Listen pooch, don't look away from me. You know you did it. I caught you red-pawed. Fuck You, you digging dog.  You better shape up or next week's Friday F You is going to be about the money we spent to send you "to the farm."

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friday flip offs hosted by KludgyMom. I'll have to grab the linky when her post is up.