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Thursday, August 19, 2010

The MommaKiss MeMe

I swear to GAH, this whole 'no access to blog' at work is just the biggest downer ever.


I'm making up my own MeMe. Because, you know, it's all stuff I wanna know about
others. So I'll go first.

1. coffee or soda in the morning?
COFFEE. Preferably of the snickerdoodle variety, if not, butter toffee or caramel flavor. But no sugar. Ew.

2. ymail or gmail?
gmail for all things blog and shopping, but if you're in w/ the cool kids, you get the yahoo addy. I'm selective.

3. honesty or little white lies?
Come on now, you know I tell it like it is.

4. toilet paper roll over the top or from the bottom?
100% over the top. Any other way is just impossible.

5. wine or beer?
um, both! DUH!

6. sex...front? Back? Top? Bottom?
Yes. HA! Top and never ever up the poop chute. That is EXIT ONLY. I have those exact
words tattooed on my lower back. my own tramp stamp if you will.

7. related: rock the pizza slice bush or brazillian?
hairless here. Just like KimKard.

8. cowboys or clowns?
cowboys. in assless chaps. clowns are fucking assholes.

9. talk on the phone or text?
i HATE talking on the phone. especially to babblers. main exception is my momma.

10. forgive and forget? or forgive, but hold a grudge?
this is a hard one. i have a hard time forgiving in the first place, so if i allow myself the
forgiveness, i typically forget.

Wasn't that SUPER FUN? Wanna play along? Feel free!

Could give a shit? Don't care!



Blogger Moooooog35 said...

All I got out of this is that if I actually do slip up and go up the poop chute while dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps all I have to do is wait for you to forget about it.

A risk I'm willing to take. Let me know. I'm on gmail.

8/19/10, 1:29 PM  
Blogger McKenzie said...

I played along! =]

8/19/10, 1:36 PM  
Blogger Christy said...

LOL! this cracked me up! :-)

8/19/10, 1:40 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

One, its true. I'm da bomb.
Two, Moooooog is an asshole, loveable, clever and totally squashable under my shoe.
Three: I'll play along...but its your ass if I get flamed for not posting a fine man tomorrow!

8/19/10, 2:16 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

This is so funny! Loved it, and will definitely play along!

8/19/10, 3:10 PM  
Anonymous robin said...

Uh.... I feel like a total idiot here but... pizza slice bush? Wha?

8/19/10, 3:48 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

Oh no. Is robin the only one or is that just Mommakiss speak?

8/19/10, 4:17 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

I'd play if I still had muh blog. I guess you'll just have to wonder . . .

8/19/10, 5:19 PM  
Anonymous Val said...

I had never heard pizza slice - but I knew what it mean as soon as I read it in context.

And the tattoo? I have pictures to prove it. I accept cash offers only. :)

And since I can't put this on my family blog, here are my answers.

1. Coffee. NOW
2. gmail
3. honesty. Except in very specific circumstances…
4. over the top. Always.
5. Both
6. Yes, Yes, Yes and Yes. Yep. Im'ma dirty whore.
7. smooth as silk baby, all the way around.
8. cowboys. Clowns are kinda creepy.
9. text.110% text.
10. move along, just move along. Forgive & forget.

8/19/10, 5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you laser like Kim? I really want to do that.

8/19/10, 5:54 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Poop shoot. Awesome. That's why so many people read you - you tell it just like it is.

Beer and wine both here, too!

8/19/10, 6:30 PM  
Blogger ☾ Ash ♡ said...

ROFL!!! You know I love ya MK!!

8/19/10, 7:40 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Thanks for the laugh, girl! Will never forget that tat...

8/19/10, 9:43 PM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

so i'm like, skurrrd of the brazilian. like there'll be some slip of the tape and next thing you know half my labia is on the floor.

yeah, i just said 'labia' on my first visit to your blog. not sure what that says about me.

8/19/10, 11:36 PM  
Blogger The Empress said...

Hello, I come here for Mooooog's comments.


it's your tantalizing pigtails.

signed, repressed recess angst.

How's your hobbling husband? Must've hurt like hell...

8/20/10, 1:12 AM  
Blogger McKenzie said...

Also, you won an award on my blog!

8/20/10, 1:31 PM  
Blogger WhisperingWriter said...

I'm not a fan of talking on the phone for long periods of time either. I tend to text more often. Plus with young children I can't seem to have a proper phone conversation anyhow so texting is just easier.

8/21/10, 1:04 AM  
Blogger Hannah said...

I have to say I am with you on 3,4.5.6, and 8 LOL Although I do not have exit only tattooed on my lower back LOL. This was too funny!

8/21/10, 2:30 AM  
Blogger Sandra said...

Well it looks like you may have played along alone, but honestly, yours were the best answers...especially the poop shoot one...poop's been a long time since I've heard that one. Now I feel this burning desire to use it as a prompt in a blog post!

8/22/10, 2:10 AM  
Blogger tulpen said...

drunk texting is the best, or taking a pic of some bare biscuits and sending them to hubs... or drinking a lot of wine and letting a little something slip...stopping here.

8/22/10, 11:17 AM  
Blogger The Urban Cowboy said...

Damn clowns...they're always trying to get my poop chute...good thing I had MY tramp stamp., cowboy, assless chaps, sex, rockin it bare...why you teasing me like this?

8/22/10, 2:20 PM  
Blogger JenJen said...

Hi dammit
I played with you and your meme at my blog. ooooh baby.

8/24/10, 3:05 PM  
Blogger JenJen said...

oh and? I LOVE the "gah" reminded me of a Will and Grace epi where Jack said that the whole time. cracked me up.

8/24/10, 3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I enjoyed that. It was fun. I now have to partake.. :)

8/24/10, 6:52 PM  
Anonymous The Flying Chalupa said...

Now I feel like I know you so much better. Like I could give you a sisterly wax just like Kourtney did to Kloe and destroy your nether regions with scalding hot wax.

On second, thought, how about a sisterly beer instead?

8/24/10, 9:30 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

"Someone" wanted me to post their answers anon:

1. coffee or soda in the morning?

Coffee, I'm a Latte girl, I have an espresso maker and I know how to use it.. I kicked the Dunkin Donuts Habit months ago, now I only go once in a while ;)

2. ymail or gmail?
gmail and I've been with MSN mail for years.

3. honesty or little white lies?
Honesty is the best policy... most of the time.

4. toilet paper roll over the top or from the bottom?
100% over the top. Any other way is just impossible.

5. wine or beer?Neither..  :op

6. sex...front? Back? Top? Bottom?

Yes, please.  Top, otherwise you're not doing it right, lol. and I"m with MK, you don't go in the back door.

7. related: rock the pizza slice bush or brazillian?
hairless here. Just like KimKard. <- yea, me too.

8. cowboys or clowns?

cowboys. in assless chaps. clowns are fucking assholes. <-yep!

9. talk on the phone or text?

Brief conversations, unless it's the bestie.. I'm on the phone all day at work, after hours I'm tired of talking already.

10. forgive and forget? or forgive, but hold a grudge?
It depends on the issue.  I'm still pissed at my sister for chopping my hair off when I was 14.. Starting high school was QUITE awkward when my hair was boy short.

Love ya babe ;)

8/25/10, 9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my dear lord, you are hilarious! I may steal your me meme. Awesomeness.

8/25/10, 10:12 PM  

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