Friday Flip Off! 9-3

It’s that time again, kids. Friday Flip Offs. I’m helping out The lovely KludgyMom while she works on her back to school – back to blogging project. I’m a total slacker and would rather flip stuff off than do, like, actual writing, so you get ME for a Friday or two. Yay Me.

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One more caveat: if you know me well, I typically use the real F-Bomb in these Friday Flip Offs, but in the interest of playing nice I’ll abbreviate ;)

Here goes.

People who fart in an elevator. EFF YOU! Seriously. I’ve been subject to this twice in one week – first time the elevator was packed, so, you know – culprit sort of got away with it. Second time? Just me and him. Yep. And I KNEW it wasn’t me. Stench was burned my nose hairs it smelled so bad. The nerve of some people.

To my ass, for being in between sizes, Eff You. I’m finally able to wear some cool jeans, but the waist is a bit loose because the size needs to go over my booty-licious backside. I’ma work hard to get the ass and legs to match the waist. If it kills me!

Others have said this, but google friend connect? That follow box? I click it on blogs – hoping that me “following” will make the person’s posts show up in google reader. Um. Not so much. What the fork? If you thought I was following you but have never been back? Please e-mail me and tell me. If you want your button on my button page? E-mail me, I'm gonna update that bitch. The blogroll, too. Anywazzle, Flip the Eff Off, google friend connect.

I think that’s all I can manage this week. I’m trying to think positive – August kicked me hard in the nads, so far September is being nice so I don’t wanna chance pissing it off.

Link up – yo – and visit KludgyMom to encourage her projects.


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