A Kindy Survival Kit

Tomorrow morning my Big Kiss is going to Kindergarten. My homegirls know that I've been in denial about this day and one of them sent me the following:

The Kindergarten Survival Kit:

Coffee - for crying over, or celebrating, after drop off:

Kleenex - for those tears of joy or sorrow:

Glasses - for hiding those tears or bloodshot eyes:

Snappy necklace - for back to school night. Gotta look sharp:

Chocolate - for when he comes home in a mood:

Gum - for when Little Johnny's mom taps on your car window in the morning to discuss the macaroni project and you have stinky breath:

Note cards - for those last minute messages to the teacher:


Hat - for those days you just gotta hide the hair:

Not gonna lie, this is a WAY better idea than the fucking "boo hoo" party the school planned for after drop off the first day.