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Momma Kiss: A Kindy Survival Kit

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Monday, September 6, 2010

A Kindy Survival Kit

Tomorrow morning my Big Kiss is going to Kindergarten. My homegirls know that I've been in denial about this day and one of them sent me the following:

The Kindergarten Survival Kit:

Coffee - for crying over, or celebrating, after drop off:

Kleenex - for those tears of joy or sorrow:

Glasses - for hiding those tears or bloodshot eyes:

Snappy necklace - for back to school night. Gotta look sharp:

Chocolate - for when he comes home in a mood:



Gum - for when Little Johnny's mom taps on your car window in the morning to discuss the macaroni project and you have stinky breath:


Note cards - for those last minute messages to the teacher:


Hat - for those days you just gotta hide the hair:


Not gonna lie, this is a WAY better idea than the fucking "boo hoo" party the school planned for after drop off the first day.

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20 Comments:

Blogger tulpen said...

Tears of joy here. My youngest starts preschool this week... can't freaking wait!!!

9/6/10, 9:30 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

Awesome survival kit!

9/6/10, 9:48 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

yeah, I'm totally sticking to you like stink on shit...I'm going to need one of those in a few years.

Lets see, first, find a job in your neck of the woods, find one for husband, find a buyer for our house and then, yup, I'm there. So there!

Oh, I'm welcome, right? Or is that just creepy?

9/6/10, 10:08 PM  
Blogger michelle said...

Darn cute hat

9/6/10, 10:47 PM  
Blogger Bag Lady said...

Awww, I so wish I had been the one to think of that! :) love you lady, you'll do great tomorrow. And so will your minime.

9/7/10, 12:06 AM  
Blogger The Suburban Princess said...

Such a great idea! I'm going to need one of those in a few more years!

I'd thought I'd need one for preschool, but when my oldest started that last year I was thankful for the short break!

9/7/10, 12:57 AM  
Blogger The Empress said...

What a great idea. I'll have to remember that. Perfect gifts...how did you do???

9/7/10, 1:06 AM  
Blogger blueviolet said...

You couldn't have put together a better kit!

9/7/10, 6:15 AM  
Blogger The Drama Mama said...

That's a great kit. Next year, I will need a "let's embarrass the 6th grader" kit. ;)

9/7/10, 9:30 AM  
Blogger gigi said...

That's brilliant! I hope you have an easy day today!!! :)

9/7/10, 9:37 AM  
Blogger McKenzie said...

I love the Kindy Survival Kit! It is really cute and very well thought out, I want one =]. Tomorrow will go great!

9/7/10, 10:25 AM  
Blogger Jessica said...

So how many things have you already used? I'm one of those (future) Kindergarten teachers that totally understands where you're coming from. Well...as much as I can without having a child of my own, of course!

9/7/10, 10:32 AM  
Anonymous Val said...

That is awesome! Your friends love you. :)

Hope you and him are doing okay after this mornings drop off.

Big hugs momma.

9/7/10, 11:24 AM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Will you make me one in a couple of years when I have to drop Tater off?

9/7/10, 1:01 PM  
Blogger Frugal Vicki said...

Nice kit! I will be a bawling mess when my kiddo goes to kindegarten

9/7/10, 2:07 PM  
Anonymous Mo said...

WAY better than the boohoo party. :)
At least the shades are anyway. And the chocolate.

9/7/10, 2:59 PM  
Anonymous Jenni Chiu said...

That is so freakin' great.
I need one of those kits... just for... having...

9/7/10, 3:04 PM  
Blogger Lady of The Manor said...

I have no kid, but l want the stuff! Good luck.. :)

9/7/10, 6:28 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

i love that you have a starbucks card in this list!

9/7/10, 7:07 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

I love the dual purpose kit cause in 2 weeks you'll be doing the drop off in your pj's like the rest of us. Or is that just me?

9/8/10, 1:10 PM  

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