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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Friday FLIP off 9-10-10

It's Friday Flip Off time, campers! Gigi is still busy with her Back to School, Back to Blogging event so I'm helping her out again.

Let's get to it! Flip off the angst of the past week and sail into the weekend, free of the angsty angst [i like the word, sorry]. If you feel like flipping someone off but don’t want to join the hop, just leave a comment with what’s got you riled up this week. No worries!

My Fuck You's Flip Offs this week:

Froot Loops? Flip off, for shredding the hell out of the roof of my mouth. Again.

Hair Down There? Flip off, you're annoying to begin with - and when I try to get you ripped out, it hurts like a mofo. I'm tempted to spend mucho dinero for laser removal.

Hangover Rebound? Flip off, it's taking me 3 days to fully recover now that I'm an old hag. Don't even tell me to stop partying. It's my only coping mechanism.

To the 3 year old in my Lil Kiss' daycare class? [more, your mother] FLIP OFF for sending this shit home. The goodie bag, for the kid's birthday, in DAYCARE. They're THREE. Hate goodie bags to begin with - but this pile of junk and candy is an obnoxious shitstorm of unnecessary. can fuck right the fuck off. (yes, I wrote a sissy-momma post on this subject. It cut me deep. Real Deep.)

Join In Kids...



Blogger tulpen said...

Still haven't braved the Brazillian....but really considering it...

Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch can shred the roof of my mouth any time. I'm the Cap'n's bitch. That shit is sooooo good.

Sorry I didn't flip anyone off this week. Feelin' pretty fine thanks to the vino that Hubs bought me...oh yeah, off to perform the payback.

9/9/10, 10:51 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

I had to laugh at your last one.

That goody bag? Is ridiculous.

9/9/10, 11:01 PM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

so over goody bags and all the sugar and ADD inducing tendancies. i'm actually kind of over all the kids parties to begin with. it all makes my brain hurt.

9/9/10, 11:10 PM  
Blogger WhisperingWriter said...

I am so tempted to do that laser removal. It would be so much easier.

That goodie bag looks kinda cool to me. *Ducks down* We like junk here though.

9/10/10, 12:02 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Yeah, I didnt Flip off this week either but I will here:
Flip off moody fucking husband. My streaking in our living room does not justify the response that caused you to crack your freaking laptop screen. Idiot.

And FU kindergarten for breaking my Momma's heart this week.

9/10/10, 12:41 AM  
Blogger Christine said...

Goodie bags suck! I once babysat a 2 year old whose mother brought me M&M's and soda for her child's snack. I promptly threw them out and gave him milk and carrots. He didn't seem to mind.

9/10/10, 7:53 AM  
Blogger Dawn K. said...

Great flips! I can relate to the hangover rebound too! I refuse to be OLD! Thanks for hosting this week!

9/10/10, 8:15 AM  
Blogger alicia said...

You are so good to host again. I'm totally with you on hair. UGH. Why must we even have it in annoying places? I'm doing Friday favs today. Have fun with the flip-offs.

9/10/10, 8:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your second flip reminded me: i need to do some manscaping soon

9/10/10, 8:48 AM  
Blogger Lindsay {Designer Wife} said...

HI! Thanks so much for hosting this for us!!

Oh, and am loving you blog, dammit!!

Happy weekend,

9/10/10, 9:27 AM  
Blogger Gigi said...

O.M.G. is all I can say to that over the top goody bag. WTF? There's a mom with some serious insecurity issues.

9/10/10, 9:57 AM  
Blogger ☾ Ash ♡ said...

Goodie bags and kids parties in general can Suck it.. the worst thing my kid ever got in a goodie bag was a whistle, I wanted to jam it down that mom's throat. It took me days to finally get it out of my kid's site long enough to toss it.

and the hair? yea, that can flip off too...

9/10/10, 10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for hosting!
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch, which I love, do the same number on the roof of my mouth.
I HATE goody bags, kiddie parties and bday presents.
I've hosted parties for bratchild where I've requested no gifts and they STILL show up. She doesn't need anymore stuff.

9/10/10, 10:36 AM  
Blogger Denise said...

ACK! I gave out goodie bags at the kid's party. I'm new to this stuff. Glad I learned most parents hate them! No candy in there but I did ask if they could have animal cookies before they left. Sigh. I'm one of THOSE moms. But I've learned - so thank you for teaching me the ropes! :)

And yeah. The hair? EFF YOU! I ABSOLUTELY hate it. With a passion.

9/10/10, 11:05 AM  
Blogger Aimee said...

ya know what i would do for the goody bag thing?! send in your own goody bad FULL OF HEALTHY shit and make the other mom feel like a bad mom. ah that's a good feeling. lol
loved flip off friday!!! can't wait to do it again!! and thanks for commenting/following!! i'll travel around the list of participants today!!

9/10/10, 11:07 AM  
Blogger McKenzie said...

Loved your Friday Flips this week!! That was, uh, quite the goodie bag haha.

9/10/10, 11:19 AM  
Anonymous MommyNaniBooboo said...

Eff you to the goody bag of poison for sure!
I would also like to flip off broken ankles, torn ligaments, and the poop I found in my washing machine!

9/10/10, 2:41 PM  
Blogger sherri said...

capn crunch will ruin a roof of a mouth as well.

"an obnoxious shitstorm of unnecessary." love this. and SO agree. you have just cemented my decision not to do party favors at my son's bday party on sunday. done and done.

9/10/10, 4:22 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

The roof of my mouth and sanjaya are as hardened as my feelings because I don't even flinch during a brazillian and I can swallow fruit loops whole. If you tell either secret to my husband, it's over between the two of us.

9/10/10, 7:02 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

I. Love. You. Guys.

9/10/10, 11:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

call me chicken shit and possibly hairier than shit but I cannot fathom PAYING anyone to rip the hairs out down there. so shaving it is. until I die.

and holy pile of chemicals! why bother with the raisins?

9/11/10, 8:46 PM  
Blogger Sandra said...

I just never look "down there." It's better not to know what it looks like. When the bump is so big that it's evident when I'm in jeans, then I know it's time to break out the scissors...don't judge. I hate pubic hair.

9/12/10, 1:07 AM  
Blogger beeka-beeka said...

I know it's Monday and Friday has passed but...
1. Froot Loops? What is the deal with that? I too have experienced this. Someone should write into those folks @ Kellogg's.

2. Hair Down There? Urggh. I'll pass with the wax and go another route!

3.Hangover Rebound? OMG, it's sad right. 2 weeks ago, I had two glasses of wine while out. It took me a whole 7 days to get it together. This past Saturday, one martini and I felt like crap on Sunday! Why is it this doesn't happen when I drink @ home? Seriously.

4. Goodie bags - there is ABSOLUTELY NO DAMN REASON someone should be putting candy and crappy junk food in a good bag! Ooooh this burns me up! Listen as an adult, I don't want the crap in my goodie bag! and Halloween - you can forget it (sorry good bags, junk food, made me also think of Halloween).

9/13/10, 10:00 AM  
Blogger The Empress said...

That is a public display of insanity...the goody bag not your carpeting...(-:

9/13/10, 11:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who puts that kind of a crap in a goody bag? Geez.

9/26/10, 1:14 PM  

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