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Momma Kiss: Shit Stinks

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Shit Stinks

So. The Mr. is working in the City for 3 days, 2 nights. It's super fun being 'single mom.' Esp when I'm working full time, having crazy anxiety attacks and missing my momma.


Yesterday it took all my strength just to get through my day, and I was so excited to pick up the boys. We get home, and I realized the instant I walked in that the pooch had shit in the house. Walked down to Manland, and realized he dumped in 3 spots. On the carpeting. I just walked right back upstairs, shut the door and had a lovely evening w/ the boys. Deal w/ it later.

Funny thing is? Just on Monday, I was looking to buy a SpotBot. Mr. Kiss put the kybosh to that idea. I was thisclose to leaving the shit on the rug for him to clean when he gets home - on Thursday - but I'm not that feral.

Carry on, dinner is pretty fun (for once?) and Big Kiss decided he'd play w/ his 'baby blackberry' while I gave Lil Kiss a bath. We're playing, enjoying the splashes, he is giggling like CRAZY and just lovin it. Then? He stands up, pees, and then craps. Right in the water. At least it was a solid poop, for real. What did this mom do? Picked it up, bare handed, and tossed it in the toilet.


We disinfected and got his jammies on - and then he decided he needed to cry it out for bedtime. Awesome. I just let him, as I had other shit to deal with (literally) and take the trash out and - oh - drink a beer. It was a beer kind of night!

I finished some laundry, had popcorn w/ Big Kiss, and called it a night.

I'm pretty sure I need a break. Like tomorrow not go home right after work or something.

We shall see.


Anonymous Mojo126 said...

My money's on you that you get the Spot Bot now!

6/17/09, 10:56 AM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

that sounds like a case of beer night to me!

6/17/09, 12:09 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

Oh, i'll be getting it. F the 'permission'

case of beer. i wish. damn the responsibility factor.

6/17/09, 2:17 PM  
Blogger Leslie said...

Yea for a comment button!! A boo on the poo.

6/17/09, 10:01 PM  
Blogger Sass said...

I like the new layout! Good for you!

And yeah...shit happens. Didn't ya know?

6/17/09, 11:15 PM  

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