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Monday, April 27, 2009

Oopma Loompa

Anyone ever tried Spray Tanning?

I just did, on Thursday, as I had a wedding on Friday and my pasty white ass needed some color. Quick.

So I went, it was all of 3 minutes. I did the lotion on the hands like they said, get out, pat dry and off I go.

Well I didn't shower till the next morning, and when I woke up I was HORRIFIED! I had like specks of color on my face. GAH! Thankfully, that shit came off in the shower.

What didn't come off??

Here take a peek:

My PSA for the day - lotion up the soles of your feet before you enter a spray tan booth.


Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

LOL I can't stop laughing at your feet!
my sisters tried the spray tanning and ended up coming out looking like they had 5 o'clock shadows

4/27/09, 3:48 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

I should add that I got a pedi the next day - and had to explain, in Engrish, that my feet were just slightly dyed, not sportin some "orange sole" disease.

4/27/09, 9:20 PM  
Blogger Baby Momma said...

That is some funny shit right there.
The second pic - with the perfect footprint of orange! I about pissed myself!

4/30/09, 7:14 PM  

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