Oopma Loompa

Anyone ever tried Spray Tanning?

I just did, on Thursday, as I had a wedding on Friday and my pasty white ass needed some color. Quick.

So I went, it was all of 3 minutes. I did the lotion on the hands like they said, get out, pat dry and off I go.

Well I didn't shower till the next morning, and when I woke up I was HORRIFIED! I had like specks of color on my face. GAH! Thankfully, that shit came off in the shower.

What didn't come off??

Here take a peek:




My PSA for the day - lotion up the soles of your feet before you enter a spray tan booth.