Auntie Em, Auntie Em!

THIS, my friends, is one reason I don't have a tiny dog. Some love ankle biters. I - for one - need a dog that a cat cannot squish.

WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Tinker Bell has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked up the six-pound Chihuahua and tossed her out of sight.*

Dorothy** and Lavern Utley credit a pet psychic for guiding them on Monday to a wooded area nearly a mile from where 8-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen. The brown long-haired dog was dirty and hungry but otherwise OK.

The Utleys, of Rochester, had set up an outdoor display Saturday at a flea market in Waterford Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Tinker Bell was standing on their platform trailer when she was swept away.

Dorothy Utley tells The Detroit News that her cherished pet "just went wild" upon seeing her.


*Tossed her out of sight?! LMAO!

**AND???? Her name is DOROTHY? As in like The Wizard of Oz??? It's just too much!