Mis-labeled infant gear

I should write to fisher price and inform them that their gear has not been labeled properly.


Exhibit A. The PooperRoo:

Exhibit B. The ExerPooper:

These could easily qualify as baby laxitaves. No shitting. (*snigger*snort*)

Don't let them fool you with their Jumperoo or Exersaucer labels. Put your kid in either one, watch their crazy blissful smile turn to that red "yep, I'm totally shitting" face and then pray the crap is contained in their diaper.

Hell, I'd be happy if it stays in the onsie, as those baby bum baskets are a laundry nightmare.