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Sunday, February 13, 2011


We're all perfect parents right?

Never yell. Never serve preservatives to our cherubs. Always comb our kids' hair. Houses are spotless. Skinny and pretty soccer moms.


Jaysus, if you ARE that kind of parent, you may wanna move along because this ain't the place for you.

Still here? Cool.

Now I want to send you away: Today I'm admitting one of my MANY failures as a mother. At Natalie's place (the famed Mommy of a Monster).

Love her Monster Mommy Moment feature.


Go read that shit.

If you judge me, you're an asshole.

But don't worry, I'm pretty much ok with that.

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Blogger Kim said...

You mean you AREN'T perfect? Well, crap. And here I've doing everything exactly like you. Perfect. ;) On my way there, now. oh! Finally got on twitter. @babyfeet3

2/14/11, 9:46 AM  
Anonymous Angie-Seven Clown Circus said...

Heading over now. Guest Posts are always fun.

2/14/11, 12:20 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

I LOVE YOU! And love me some Natalie too.

2/14/11, 1:02 PM  
Anonymous Kiki said...

love it and love you

2/14/11, 1:03 PM  
Blogger The Empress said...

Don't judge me is right.

On my way, girl.

2/14/11, 2:32 PM  
Blogger Kristin @ Peace, Love and Muesli said...

I'm just going to come clean on this- I NEVER comb the kids hair on the weekend. Only school days.

2/14/11, 2:50 PM  
Blogger KLZ said...

Dude, spotless house? I'm just happy mine is still standing

2/14/11, 6:08 PM  
Blogger Tarja said...

I love Natalie's feature too - can't wait to read. And actually, my son is on an all-preservative diet, should he not be?

2/14/11, 6:50 PM  
Blogger the mombshell said...

I'm yelling at them right now to comb their hair.

2/14/11, 8:20 PM  
Blogger Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

I'm going to tell you my house is spotless because you can't see it. Nanny nanny boo boo.

2/14/11, 8:49 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Me love you long time my friend! Thanks for posting at my place - you know you're welcome anytime ;)

2/14/11, 10:10 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

I'm most certainly an ass hole. But will refrain from judging you.

2/14/11, 11:13 PM  
Blogger Ed said...

You're the best, momma!

Love ya!

2/15/11, 12:07 PM  
Blogger Saucy B said...

omg that was hilarious. I'm sure as a new mom your were completely wigged out when it happened. But man does it make for a funny story in retro.
As for mom fails, the second week of school my kid missed the bus because I was tweeting and lost track of time.

2/15/11, 5:20 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

Your comment about someone being an asshole if they judge you? That is why I love you.

2/15/11, 9:36 PM  
Anonymous Miel Abeille said...

Loved the story! It sounded like something from an episode of Modern Family. :)

2/16/11, 1:33 AM  
Blogger The Blue Zoo said...

Going to go read it right now.

2/16/11, 2:13 AM  
Blogger By Word of Mouth Musings said...

OK now headed over here because the blog I was on said you were perfect ... sounds like false advertising if you just turn out to be like the rest of us. ;)

2/17/11, 6:35 PM  

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