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Momma Kiss: BFF, Featurette & Flip OFF!

Momma Kiss

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Friday, September 17, 2010

BFF, Featurette & Flip OFF!

Well Well Well.

It's a BUSY day at MommaKiss. This is the most action this blog has gotten in - like - ever. Today I'm spreading the MK wisdom far and wide.

No, not via my legs, assclowns.

I'm guest posting! I'm someone's BFF. That's Right. Shell at Things I Can't Say has been doing this awesome thing on Fridays and it's finally my turn. I met Shell just a few months ago and she's become a fast friend who totally gets me. The good, the bad and the truly ugly of me.

Will you be good girls and boys and go visit me? PLEASE? [Ain't too proud to beg]. It's a pretty good post over there, if I do say so myself. Should be up in the morning. I'm giddy.


I also answered a few questions for Kate at Mommy Monologues for her the Friday Featurette.


If you're visiting from either place, say hi, dammit! But be kind. I'm a delicate soul.
{I lie. Delicate. Snort.}

Moving on - It's Friday (duh). Let's Flip Shit Off!

While Gigi is being HeadMistress with her KludgyMom Back to School, Back to Blogging event, I'm helping her out as HeadFlipper. Flip off the angst of the past week and sail into the weekend without the monkey on your back. If you feel like flipping someone off but don’t want to join the linky / hop thingy, go ahead and just leave a comment!

Truth be told, this week was pretty good to me.

Wait - I do have one thing to Flip Off: I've been trying to schedule a lunch/dinner date with someone and it's just not working out so Fuck You busy plans and full schedules!

Otherwise - we've had a great week. We found a solution for the kid's hatred of kindergarten. Actually he didn't hate being there, he just got all emo at drop off. Solution? He's taking the bus in the mornings from daycare. Selfishly, I wanted the extra hour with him in the mornings and I wanted to be the one to bring him to school, but this bus thing is working so I'll sacrifice my own sappy feelings. Also, Lil Kiss is no longer on daily nebulizers for asthma. Just a pill [singulair] in the evenings and he'll need his inhaler / nebulizer if he has an attack. That's a huge change! For the better.

For the rest of you - Let's Hit It! Link Up folks - and go flip shit off with others on the link.

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Blogger aims said...

guess what lady?! i'm linked up AND i'm awarding you!! come get it!!

9/17/10, 12:41 AM  
Blogger aims said...

hahaha of course you can have the profanity one!!!!!

9/17/10, 12:52 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

Aw, look at you being all sweet. LOL Glad the bus thing is working for Big Kiss.

9/17/10, 7:34 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

Hey, congratulations on being Shell's BFF! You really have a lot going on today; you're a busy girl!

9/17/10, 7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Today I'm spreading the MK wisdom far and wide.

No, not via my legs, assclowns."

You crack me up.

9/17/10, 8:47 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

I knew from your tweets that you were awesome and I was right!

You are my kind of people. :)

9/17/10, 9:08 AM  
Blogger Semi-Slacker Mom said...

You're famous! Congrats on all your attention this week. BTW, I'm totally stealing assclowns. Love it.

9/17/10, 9:22 AM  
Blogger Momma0f3~1662~ said...

Loved the Post!!!

9/17/10, 9:35 AM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

Let me know when you spread it far and wide via the legs.



9/17/10, 9:54 AM  
Blogger Melissa (Confessions of a Dr. Mom) said...

Oh My! You're HILARIOUS! I just read your awesome list over at Shell' had me laughing and nodding all the way through!

9/17/10, 11:43 AM  
Blogger Stasha said...

Hi! Stopping by from Shell's! Wanted to say your list cracked me up!

I am now stalking... I mean following you! LOL

9/17/10, 12:16 PM  
Blogger Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Glad to "meet" you through Shelly!

9/17/10, 1:29 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Look at you all feature-y and stuff! Congrats my friend! Already was at Shell's...heading to Kate's next!

9/17/10, 2:03 PM  
Blogger Just Another Mom of 2 said...

Your post at Shell's had me cracking up! I am your newest follower. (And I so hear you on the bathroom thing. To pee alone again..)

9/17/10, 2:51 PM  
Blogger Mo 'Betta said...

Here from Shell's - loved your list. The PTA bath made me spit tea everywhere and out my nose (tmi). I can tell I'll enjoy following your blog!

9/17/10, 3:22 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

No linky for me this week.

Loved the featurette.

Will be getting drunk later, soon, fuck it, now... look forward to inappropriate tweets and Crackberry messages.

9/17/10, 4:08 PM  
Blogger Imaginative Me said...

HI! I love your blog. Funny. And I love to laugh. I'm not so funny, i'm just bitchy now tht I'm prego again!!!! Pleasure to meet you.

9/17/10, 4:14 PM  
Anonymous Megan (Best of Fates) said...

Days on which there are few things/people to flip off are few and precious!

9/17/10, 4:46 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

Yes, I totally had to come stalk your blog to see how many new koolaid drinkers you got today. :) I'm such a dork like that.

9/17/10, 5:10 PM  
Blogger WhisperingWriter said...

Ugh, I hate when you can plan stuff because of crazy schedules.

And I read your post over at Shell's blog and loved it!

9/17/10, 6:24 PM  
Blogger Minivan Mommy said...

ONE flip off?! Talk about a good week. You're a lucky lady!

9/17/10, 7:59 PM  
Blogger Minivan Mommy said...

I'm back. I'm sure you noticed, since you comment on all the flip offs, but... there's a crazy bible-thumpin' page cleverly hidden in the hop. Think they're trying to tell us something?

9/17/10, 8:26 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

I saw that. But haven't been near laptop to delete her. #15 on the hop, Fuck Off!

9/17/10, 9:33 PM  
Blogger Lourie said...

I came over from Shell's place. That line about your son liking your "bumps" almost sent me flying off my seat as that is what my son called them. He is like obsessed. Definitely a boob man. hahaha. He will be 5 next month. He has gotten better about not messing with them. Silly boy.

I enjoyed every line of your guest post!

9/17/10, 11:59 PM  
Blogger Kyttin said...

I came from Shell's too! Loved the list! I even shared it with BF. I am following you too ^.^

9/18/10, 12:52 AM  
Blogger Ed said...

MommaKiss - even with no kiddos on my own (just crazy nephew - 5) you're such a great laugh! Hope you enjoyed the wine yesterday - I did :-) J.V.

9/18/10, 5:53 AM  
Blogger Ma What's 4 dinner said...

Just found you at Shell's place and I had to come over to worship at the altar of your awesomeness. I think I love ya!!!

Lots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma What's For Dinner

9/18/10, 8:49 AM  
Blogger Kim said...

mmm, must figure out this flip off Friday deal. Sounds too good to miss. And I'm a troll! Well, a transplanted troll. I'm on the East coast now. Looking forward to reading you!

9/18/10, 4:57 PM  
Blogger Mrsblogalot said...

You are awesome! But you know that already (-:

That post over at Shell's needs to be framed! xoxoxo!

9/19/10, 9:46 AM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

I absolutley LOVED your post on Shell's BFF! Congrats on the feature! I'm your newest follower. :)

9/19/10, 10:38 AM  
Blogger Cindy said...

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this blog! I am you newest follower! Pls stop by and visit me at when you get a moment out of your Crazyville life!

Have a great day!

9/19/10, 1:35 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

so I made my way around to a few blogs this morning. Most, actually. Found some good reads!!

9/21/10, 6:55 AM  

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