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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Beautifully Random

So ms. hotness at Diary of a Mad Woman named me as a Beautiful Blogger.


Anyway - I suck at those rules for blog awards and stuff (right, Jen? Sass?) so just thought I'd share.

It's not every day someone is called beautiful, even though most of you have never seen me.

Random shit today:  I'm working.  Taking a break right now (obvs!) but yesterday? My boss? Who is a 55+ year old man? Was eating chili for lunch and I popped in for a question and he said "just a sec, this chili is so hot - my bald spot is sweating."



Really? And then he patted it w/ a napkin and expected me to just carry on with my financial analysis question.

It haunted me all afternoon...that sweaty bald spot...

Also random. My husband has strep throat. I've had strep. And the flu. It blows. Like blows big dangly donkey balls.  But? Why are men such fucking pussies when they're sick?  Not to mention he's w/ the kids all day because I'm at the office. I swear to god if they get sick because he's too lazy to wash his hands I'll throat punch him.


Last random thing. I'm wearing comfy clothes today. It's saturday. No dress code, other than, you know, have clothes on. So I'm wearing my pink skully shirt. 

Bad Ass Accountant.  Look out.

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Blogger Leigh said...

Love that you wore the skully tee to work!! Jack has finally gotten over being scared of mine.

2/20/10, 7:44 PM  
Blogger Mrsblogalot said...

LOFL!!!! Twice huh? Love you!!!!

2/20/10, 7:59 PM  
Anonymous Dan @ Jane, You Ignorant Slut said...

Awesome shirt.
And your husband's pussy? His mother's fault. My pussy? My mother's fault. My son's future pussy? Wife's fault. You have sons? Their pussy? Your fault. Us boys had our moms coddle us whenever we were sick, so that's our expectation as adults.

Sweaty bald spot? Nice.

2/20/10, 11:58 PM  
Anonymous val said...

skinny. bitch.

That's all. That shirt looks awesome on you. :)

2/21/10, 3:40 AM  
Blogger Leslie said...

Love the shirt. Yea for an award ;)

2/21/10, 10:16 AM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

..and you're writing this instead of tending to your husband, why?


2/22/10, 8:21 AM  
Blogger Denise said...

Stopping by from SITS to say Hi!
I am adding you so I can come back & read more!
Please stop by!

2/22/10, 8:34 PM  
Blogger UberGrumpy said...

You sound about as sympathetic as my wife when I'm sick. She just comes in and shouts 'fucking pussy!' occasionally. And it's not an invitation.

2/23/10, 6:25 AM  
Anonymous A Mother's Thoughts said...

Cute post.....lazy husband should wash hands...I love that! Yes, well it's a man thing, dirty men!


2/23/10, 9:56 AM  
Blogger JennyMac said...

rock that sassy tee...

and I am going to laugh for days about what UberG wrote.

2/23/10, 11:17 AM  
Blogger Always Home and Uncool said...

As the only non-accountant in my family, you are definitely thinking out of the box dress-code wise.

2/23/10, 5:51 PM  
Blogger JenJen said...

Hi dammit
Nice shirt love, and? dan? whoah.

2/23/10, 6:12 PM  

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