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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Just a simple question

I'm feeling feisty. Or frisky. And apparently indecisive. But I've recently been pondering something and then feeling like maybe I'm a total degenerate for pondering such somethings.

Solution? Why not ask my near and dear and super close friends the question! I'll either A) feel validated or B) totally embarrass myself.

Whatever ;)

Anyway - have you ever done the deed at work? You know, bumped uglies? P in the V? The horizontal mambo? If you're so lucky to have a partner who works with you or near you, you know - have you snuck away to a conference room or a broom closet? Or maybe your door locks and so you can just get down & dirty in your office?

Damn, that would be nice. I've done this exactly once, and not all the way - but there were some knees and and an elevator involved.

Which brings me to the next question. Ever bumped your own ugly at work? And I'm assuming a "non food related" type of job here people - because, um, EW. I'm assuming an office building or something other than, you know, McDonalds.

Full disclosure, I have a door that closes and locks. I've totally committed this sin. This very lovely, relaxing, grin inducing sin.

And now I'm asking you - Spill it.

18 Comments:

Blogger JenJen said...

Hi dammit
Considering my place of business is at home, hell yes I've done it at my job and in my "office" nearly every day.

Before? When I worked like for other people (no offense to the hubs here)....well Imma not sayin' anything but I had blinds on my office winders.

2/4/10, 2:44 PM  
Blogger minivan soapbox said...

Never had my own office until now - But now I'm married and husband works very far away...But back in the day when I was young and carefree - used to see how much damage we could do in an elevator before the doors would open.

2/4/10, 3:03 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Hi Dammit! Does this count?
My daughter was conceived via In Vitro and the Hubs had to provide the goods. He thought MY office would be as good a place as any and I MAY have provided some stimulation.

Other than that when I was working for a furniture store, I took a nap over my lunch hour on a couch in the stock room and had a wet dream about a coworker. Yummy. Shoulda bought that couch.

2/4/10, 3:04 PM  
Blogger Moooooog35 said...

I did it just now.

On a related note, do you know the best way to clean a keyboard?

2/4/10, 3:09 PM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

My answers are both no but I HAD to check out everyone else's comments....lol!

2/4/10, 4:03 PM  
Anonymous casey said...

nope.

2/4/10, 5:24 PM  
Anonymous A.S. said...

I once had a steamy affair with a guy I worked with. Locked doors, oral under desks, "hands touching" in the caf. Damn. I need a breather! And yah I'm posting anon cuz I'm a chicken.

2/4/10, 8:02 PM  
Blogger Gregorio Martino said...

Guilty on both counts. Do I have to give numbers here? I hope not.

2/5/10, 4:57 AM  
Blogger UberGrumpy said...

Lucky you. I've always worked in software, with lots of spotty blokes.

No thank you very much.

Mind you the tea lady was probably quite fit about 30 years ago

2/5/10, 8:49 AM  
Blogger Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Yup to the second question...had phone sex in my office after my office mate went home and one day listened to my guy get off while she was there. Was all uh huh, that's good, and then what? LOL and in the bathroom too...I have needs that can't always wait until 7pm.

2/5/10, 9:07 AM  
Blogger Sassy Britches said...

Yep, and yep. Although the first yep might not count because it was after hours, but there were people in the building!

2/5/10, 2:46 PM  
Blogger Swirl Girl said...

wow- considering I work at home, that is one of the fringe benefits that make this no paying job worth it.

(and in my younger days, I oft got my honey where I made my money...)

2/5/10, 11:52 PM  
Anonymous val said...

I gave a blow job in an office once, does that count? :)

2/6/10, 9:29 PM  
Blogger Kate said...

Um.... I am not sure I should answer this but yes...

Probably not the best idea though!
Kate xx
http://secretofficeconfessions.blogspot.com

2/8/10, 10:54 AM  
Blogger Secretia said...

On a particular job I used to work I did the wild thing every Saturday with the manager before the place opened we both went to work about an hour early, He had the key to the place, almost got caught a few times, went on for months.

Secretia

2/8/10, 8:30 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

OMG I totally forgot: I used to be asst mgr of a public pool. We usually weren't open in the evenings except for private parties. The bf was a lifeguard and we often worked those parties together only so we wouldn't have to drive the 10 miles back home AND so we could get it on in the shallow end. or the warm pool deck. or in the showers. of on the picnic table in the concession stand. How could I have forgotten that?!?!?!

2/8/10, 9:39 PM  
Blogger Mandi said...

Oh, I'm gone for a while, and look what I miss. I love it.

Yes, and no. :) Well... seeing as I "work" at home now. Yes'm all of the above. :)

2/11/10, 11:28 AM  
Blogger Momma Ski said...

I plead the fifth.

2/11/10, 6:57 PM  

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