Just a simple question

I'm feeling feisty. Or frisky. And apparently indecisive. But I've recently been pondering something and then feeling like maybe I'm a total degenerate for pondering such somethings.

Solution? Why not ask my near and dear and super close friends the question! I'll either A) feel validated or B) totally embarrass myself.

Whatever ;)

Anyway - have you ever done the deed at work? You know, bumped uglies? P in the V? The horizontal mambo? If you're so lucky to have a partner who works with you or near you, you know - have you snuck away to a conference room or a broom closet? Or maybe your door locks and so you can just get down & dirty in your office?

Damn, that would be nice. I've done this exactly once, and not all the way - but there were some knees and and an elevator involved.

Which brings me to the next question. Ever bumped your own ugly at work? And I'm assuming a "non food related" type of job here people - because, um, EW. I'm assuming an office building or something other than, you know, McDonalds.

Full disclosure, I have a door that closes and locks. I've totally committed this sin. This very lovely, relaxing, grin inducing sin.

And now I'm asking you - Spill it.