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Momma Kiss: Substitutions

Momma Kiss

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Monday, February 1, 2010


This morning I poured a bowl of cereal, opened the fridge and realized we were out of milk. What THE? We always have milk. Unless my lovely husband has cookies at midnight and finishes the last of the milk without telling me. Lovely.

So I had to substitute. I needed my cereal.

We had coffee mate. Um. Ok. Let's MacGuyver this somehow. I added water. Water and low fat coffee cream make sorta doable milk.

And my cereal was delicious.

Also? I used our guest bathroom this morning and found out all too late that we were out of toilet paper. Since there was no one around to yell at to bring me some, and I certainly didn't intend to drip dry, I used the hand towel. was super soft and did the trick.

For the record, I threw it out. No amount of bleach and hot water will make me forget that there was pee on that towel.


Blogger Moooooog35 said...

My son knocked on the bathroom door that I was in yesterday and announced that the bathroom HE just crapped in was out of toilet paper.

Me: "Were you able to wipe, though?"

Son: "I washed my hands really good..which is the important thing."

I don't even want to know.

2/1/10, 9:53 AM  
Blogger Lisa..... said...

FYI- I once used lemmonade as a kid because we ran out of milk. Turns out, lemonnade does not taste good with cereal.

2/1/10, 12:24 PM  
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2/1/10, 12:25 PM  
Blogger JennyMac said...

You are officially MommaMcGyverKiss.

2/1/10, 1:32 PM  
Blogger Leslie said...

Boy am I glad I visited before all the shenanigans you described...... There weren't even any of Big Kiss's wipes around?

2/1/10, 9:54 PM  
Anonymous Val said...

You. Kill. Me.

2/2/10, 1:14 AM  
Blogger JenJen said...

Hi dammit!
And I choked on my water. Thanks.
EW GROSSSSSSSS. on the hand towel. but? I've used kleenex or those handiwipes form the first aid kit.....

2/2/10, 2:58 PM  
Blogger Miss Merry Sunshine said...

You know pee is sterile. I've tried just water in cereal...not as doable turns out.

2/5/10, 9:10 AM  

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