Substitutions

This morning I poured a bowl of cereal, opened the fridge and realized we were out of milk. What THE? We always have milk. Unless my lovely husband has cookies at midnight and finishes the last of the milk without telling me. Lovely.

So I had to substitute. I needed my cereal.

We had coffee mate. Um. Ok. Let's MacGuyver this somehow. I added water. Water and low fat coffee cream make sorta doable milk.

And my cereal was delicious.

Also? I used our guest bathroom this morning and found out all too late that we were out of toilet paper. Since there was no one around to yell at to bring me some, and I certainly didn't intend to drip dry, I used the hand towel.

Whatever...it was super soft and did the trick.

For the record, I threw it out. No amount of bleach and hot water will make me forget that there was pee on that towel.