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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Stubborn, who me?

We're having a battle of wills in my home. And I'm a stubborn bitch who is sometimes hard to live with. Sometimes. Heh.

So me and the Mr. have our household duties. He takes out the trash (most weeks), mows the lawn and cleans the pool. I do all of the GodForsaken laundry, mop the floors, do the dishes (90% of the time) and clean the bathrooms.

Let me just share - when he does any of my duties? It totally turns me on. That said, he has NOT turned me on lately. Well, with his cleaning. And I'm getting busy and having a life and all and instead of watching basketball 24/7, he could pitch in a little bit.

Just with the bathrooms. I'll still do the laundry, because, um, I like the clothes clean. And folded.

This is where the battle ensues. I've not 'nagged' him to do it. I'm just leaving it "unclean." And he clearly doesn't give a shit. Well, actually? I think he's giving a lot of shit but I digress...

This - is the toilet in the bathroom. The main 'family' bathroom. 

Note seat and lid are up. And the stool in front (for the lil ones to use the pot). That said - if the lid is up, and the stool is still in the front - Mr. Kiss must have just stood there and peed OVER the stool.  Because it's just so hard to move it and so he'll risk getting pee dripplets on the lil' white bench. 

Also note? The cleaning solution right next to the toilet. Seriously.

Can't really see the filth? Here - look again - and mind you - I just flushed this for the picture. So yah, that's a 'fresh bowl' full of scum and ick and EW and the reason I'm using the guest bathroom until he gets the point...

How long do you think this is going to last? It's going on about a week.  But I'm pretty sure I'm not giving in.

Oh, and for the record, my guest bathroom is shining like the top of the Chrysler Building!


Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

OMG! I have an easy solution...use his head to clean the he never lets that happen!

2/11/10, 11:18 AM  
Blogger Mandi said...

I hear you. Men cleaning is true porn. Anywhoo. Men are idiots. Sorry. Most of them. I am willing to bet he will NOT clean it, and say something to you about it. Hey, i am just speaking from MY experience only. ;)

2/11/10, 11:31 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

One, I'm gonna have to go watch Annie now b/c the "Chrysler building" just took me back. One of the best scenes in the movie.

We have this same problem in my house except he doesn't acknowledge that he has ANY chores. Oh, and he says "don't call them chores." So what should we call them? Reideer games?

2/11/10, 12:06 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Oh, and yes, Hubs doing the dishes is the hottest thing I've ever seen.

2/11/10, 12:06 PM  
Blogger JenJen said...

oh heavens. I can't take it! GIVE ME THE METHOD

2/11/10, 1:33 PM  
Blogger Leslie said...

I predict it will continue until he stumbles across the blog. So never. Just keep your eyes closed for the middle of the night pees and hover.

2/11/10, 7:22 PM  
Blogger Corinne said...

We often have the same battle of the wills...
I say two weeks. You can do it.

2/11/10, 8:22 PM  
Anonymous Mo said...

Oh D . . .I'm booking my flight right now.

2/11/10, 10:18 PM  
Blogger Baby Momma said...

He won't do it. But I bet he says something to you about it. ;)

2/12/10, 1:41 AM  
Blogger minivan soapbox said...

I've tried this in my own house...It NEVER works. Shit will grow it's own arms and legs and start talking in my house before he ever notices!

2/12/10, 1:46 PM  

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