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Monday, February 15, 2010

apparently, red roses are evil

Hey Hoo - yah, so I got flowers! Delivered. To ME!

So I brought them home and my kids were all about the questions.

Where did you get those?

Who brought them to you?

Why did you let them get cold?

Who are those from?

What's that yellow one about?

Who is Valentime?

WHATEVER, KID - just eat your pizza and get your paws off the petals.

Some photographic evidence...

My 2 year old wanted to take a picture of me. Here's his attempt:

Yep. That's my neck. Hey - he tried.

Ok - so here's these fancy roses all opened up:

I reallllllly am glad the Mr. didn't go for red. Seriously. The colors are WAY more "me" than just red. He done good.

But apparently my son thinks there's a red one in the bunch.  Right...There....

And? He wouldn't smell it. Apparently there was some crazy episode of Mickey Mouse Club House where this cow had a garden and Minnie Mouse smelled a red rose and slept for 100 years.



He was smellin all the other flowers. And touching all the other flowers. And he about busted out tears when I went to smell that "red" one. He yelled at me to throw it away! Really. He's all  "Maybe you should put those 2 in the trash, momma! Now!"

But - not once did he say why.

I know why, and he knows why, but we shall never speak of it again.

Damn Minnie Mouse...


Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Hi Dammit! So cute! And the flowers are gorgeous. I bought some for a friend last week who was having a book release party and it was all I could do to keep my daughter from pulling the petals off. Darn kids.

2/15/10, 3:17 PM  
Blogger bernthis said...

those are gorgeous. Props to the husband.

2/15/10, 3:56 PM  
Blogger JenJen said...

Hi Dammit!
Alls I got yesterday was a dry hump at the dishwasher.
Stop it. He's mine.

2/15/10, 5:41 PM  
Blogger Mandi said...

Hahaha. I'm laughing so hard right mow, I'm crying. Gah. I love him.

2/15/10, 5:55 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Too cute! Those are beautiful roses.

2/15/10, 5:59 PM  
Blogger mommaof4wife2r said...

sooo pretty! stopping in from SITS to say hello.

2/16/10, 9:29 AM  
Anonymous val said...

Damn Minnie Mouse is right...

You know who else I'm damming? Finding Nemo. Those effers showed scuba divers taking Nemo, now K tells me I can't dive anymore bc it's not nice to Nemo and it makes his daddy sad.

For Fucks Sake...

2/21/10, 3:45 AM  

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