I'm up. So I'm babbling.

Lookie Here. Fall has arrived!







Except wait - I don't think it has? It was almost 80 degrees today. And humid. WTF. Don't get me wrong, we had a rainy excuse for a June and I'm stoked that September is making up for it, but shit - last week we had the heater on. Today? The air conditioner.

Which is broken, by the way. Again. I think we need a new furnace. The unit has been fixed twice this summer. New pump thingy. More coolant. Today - busted.

I'm a little out of sorts. My days and nights are totally whacked...last night? Up till like 1am. I slept till 10am. Tonight? Up. Again. I can't sleep in tomorrow because I have a follow up w/ my doc. Check on all my bruising and sutures and frankenstein-esque stuff, including my "belly button."

Did I mention the belly button? It's still a bit swollen, and looks like labia.

Or a butt crack.

You'll have to believe me because I will not be posting a picture of that insanity. (and I have a picture, of course, for posterity's sake).

Anyway, I think I'm a lil out of sorts because we're going to discuss my return to work - and am I ready to go on Monday? I've been doing things - more than I sort of expected...like grocery shopping and drop off at daycare. But I'm still taking pain meds, still have tenderness and if I'm not sitting at an angle (like on the couch or reclining chair)...I get sore quicker.

So. We'll see.